Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781659189254
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 26
Book Description
Uncle Joe got fired at work He said because his boss is a jerk Uncle Joe has allegations Mom and dad have reservations Uncle Joe is staying here Uncle Joe might offer you beer Careful not to take a sip Roofies are what he might slip Uncle Joe likes having baths Uncle Joe might touch your ass Keep your distance from his hands Even when he makes demands When in doubt you can just say no And never bathe with Uncle Joe
Don't Bathe With Uncle Joe
Saying Good-Bye to Uncle Joe
Author: Nancy Loewen
Publisher: Capstone
ISBN: 1404878289
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 14
Book Description
When someone you love dies, you might feel sad, lonely, and confused. What do you do? No matter who your loved one was, this story can help you through the tough times.
Publisher: Capstone
ISBN: 1404878289
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 14
Book Description
When someone you love dies, you might feel sad, lonely, and confused. What do you do? No matter who your loved one was, this story can help you through the tough times.
Uncle Joe's Muse
Author: Micah Thorp
Publisher: Open Books Publishing (UK)
ISBN: 9781948598545
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 216
Book Description
"A book of big heart, broad comedy, a clever wild ride and a damn good read."-Kim Taylor Blakemore, author of After Alice Fell and The Companion "Micah Thorp seamlessly weaves the past into present to explore the meaning of fatherhood and, just maybe, the meaning of life itself."-Jacqueline Vick, author of The Harlow Brothers Mysteries A down-and-out band, a girl searching for her father, and Jerry's guitar. The members of Uncle Joe's Band have spent years playing any venue that will pay for their unintelligible metal band performances while their rock and roll lifestyle has left them with bad livers, multiple divorces, and living in a squalid house in Vallejo, California. Then one morning everything changes when an assertive twelve-year-old girl named Allison appears on their front porch and announces that she has been sent to stay with her father for the summer. Meanwhile, years ago, the band's namesake and inspiration, Uncle Joe, takes a long strange trip as a vagabond hippie through the '60s, '70s, and '80s that includes brushes with Ken Kesey's bus, Watergate, the Pet Rock, Iran Contra, and Jerry Garcia. Inspired by their experience with Allison and their budding paternal instincts, recollections of Uncle Joe, and a well-played Stratocaster with the initials "JG", the members of Uncle Joe's Band begin to play a new tune in a major key.
Publisher: Open Books Publishing (UK)
ISBN: 9781948598545
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 216
Book Description
"A book of big heart, broad comedy, a clever wild ride and a damn good read."-Kim Taylor Blakemore, author of After Alice Fell and The Companion "Micah Thorp seamlessly weaves the past into present to explore the meaning of fatherhood and, just maybe, the meaning of life itself."-Jacqueline Vick, author of The Harlow Brothers Mysteries A down-and-out band, a girl searching for her father, and Jerry's guitar. The members of Uncle Joe's Band have spent years playing any venue that will pay for their unintelligible metal band performances while their rock and roll lifestyle has left them with bad livers, multiple divorces, and living in a squalid house in Vallejo, California. Then one morning everything changes when an assertive twelve-year-old girl named Allison appears on their front porch and announces that she has been sent to stay with her father for the summer. Meanwhile, years ago, the band's namesake and inspiration, Uncle Joe, takes a long strange trip as a vagabond hippie through the '60s, '70s, and '80s that includes brushes with Ken Kesey's bus, Watergate, the Pet Rock, Iran Contra, and Jerry Garcia. Inspired by their experience with Allison and their budding paternal instincts, recollections of Uncle Joe, and a well-played Stratocaster with the initials "JG", the members of Uncle Joe's Band begin to play a new tune in a major key.
Uncle Joe
Author: Joy Cowley
Publisher: Learning Media Ltd
ISBN: 9780478204919
Category : Children's stories, New Zealand
Languages : en
Pages : 16
Book Description
Publisher: Learning Media Ltd
ISBN: 9780478204919
Category : Children's stories, New Zealand
Languages : en
Pages : 16
Book Description
Making Room for Uncle Joe
Author: Ada Bassett Litchfield
Publisher: Albert Whitman
ISBN: 9780807549520
Category : Children's stories, American.
Languages : en
Pages : 30
Book Description
When the State Hospital School closes and Uncle Joe comes to Dan's house, Dan and his family are all apprehensive about having a retarded relative living with them.
Publisher: Albert Whitman
ISBN: 9780807549520
Category : Children's stories, American.
Languages : en
Pages : 30
Book Description
When the State Hospital School closes and Uncle Joe comes to Dan's house, Dan and his family are all apprehensive about having a retarded relative living with them.
Kondro
Author: Lori Carangelo
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780942605525
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 144
Book Description
Serial killer Joe Kondro details his life and crimes, informing the author "Even as a kid, before I had actually murdered anyone, I did wonder how far I could take my sexual desires and increasing fantasies that included killing. Look what I have taken. I took a whole community's children."
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780942605525
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 144
Book Description
Serial killer Joe Kondro details his life and crimes, informing the author "Even as a kid, before I had actually murdered anyone, I did wonder how far I could take my sexual desires and increasing fantasies that included killing. Look what I have taken. I took a whole community's children."
Looking for Uncle Louie on the Fourth of July
Author: Kathy Whitehead
Publisher: Boyds Mills Press
ISBN: 9781590780619
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
A boy gets a big surprise when the low riders take part in the Independence Day parade.
Publisher: Boyds Mills Press
ISBN: 9781590780619
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
A boy gets a big surprise when the low riders take part in the Independence Day parade.
Uncle Joe's Stories
Author: Edward Hugessen Knatchbull-Hugessen Baron Brabourne
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Children
Languages : en
Pages : 384
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Children
Languages : en
Pages : 384
Book Description
Uncle John's Second Bathroom Reader
Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 9780312034467
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 228
Book Description
It's time to "go with the flow" once again with the second smash Bathroom Reader. This new compendium of stories, anecdotes, rumors, proverbs, and other bathroom reading is divided into Short, Medium and Long, enabling each reader to choose the amount of time he wishes to remain on the throne.
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 9780312034467
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 228
Book Description
It's time to "go with the flow" once again with the second smash Bathroom Reader. This new compendium of stories, anecdotes, rumors, proverbs, and other bathroom reading is divided into Short, Medium and Long, enabling each reader to choose the amount of time he wishes to remain on the throne.
Uncle Joe's Stories
Author: Joe W. Carruthers
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781507589984
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 92
Book Description
This book contains a series of comedic short stories about a boy growing up on a farm during the 1970's. Mainly based on true events, it includes many cartoons.
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781507589984
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 92
Book Description
This book contains a series of comedic short stories about a boy growing up on a farm during the 1970's. Mainly based on true events, it includes many cartoons.