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Author: Damiano Bernardo Publisher: ISBN: 9781794275867 Category : Languages : en Pages : 37
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One beetle needs to win his school back from gangsters. The other is trying to get rich on baby poop. Will these dung beetles help one another profit or perish? Dookie is a typical hungry young dung beetle who spends his day ordering poop from delivery services and attending stool school where he is the star student and the teacher's pet bug. So when Dookie forgets to lock the gates, Al Capoop and his gang transform the school into a poop casino, and Dookie is to blame. Now all the bugs are hating on the little beetle. Brownie is about to make a fortune on baby poop--dung beetle gold. He's planning to raid a hotel's diaper disposal bin, but he needs a partner for the dangerous mission. Then his little cousin walks through the door. Brownie agrees to rid the school of the gangsters if Dookie joins him on the diaper mission. As they pair up, the two poop eaters will have to face up to bandits, gangsters, and humans to accomplish the difficult operations. Will they get rich or squished? Uber Poops is the second book in a series of hilarious children's picture books. If you like laugh-out-loud humor, fast-paced storylines, and endless poop puns, then you'll love Damiano Bernardo's Uber Poops, the second book in the Dookie the Dung Beetle's Stinky Adventure series. Buy Uber Poops and laugh your way through story time today!
Author: Damiano Bernardo Publisher: ISBN: 9781794275867 Category : Languages : en Pages : 37
Book Description
One beetle needs to win his school back from gangsters. The other is trying to get rich on baby poop. Will these dung beetles help one another profit or perish? Dookie is a typical hungry young dung beetle who spends his day ordering poop from delivery services and attending stool school where he is the star student and the teacher's pet bug. So when Dookie forgets to lock the gates, Al Capoop and his gang transform the school into a poop casino, and Dookie is to blame. Now all the bugs are hating on the little beetle. Brownie is about to make a fortune on baby poop--dung beetle gold. He's planning to raid a hotel's diaper disposal bin, but he needs a partner for the dangerous mission. Then his little cousin walks through the door. Brownie agrees to rid the school of the gangsters if Dookie joins him on the diaper mission. As they pair up, the two poop eaters will have to face up to bandits, gangsters, and humans to accomplish the difficult operations. Will they get rich or squished? Uber Poops is the second book in a series of hilarious children's picture books. If you like laugh-out-loud humor, fast-paced storylines, and endless poop puns, then you'll love Damiano Bernardo's Uber Poops, the second book in the Dookie the Dung Beetle's Stinky Adventure series. Buy Uber Poops and laugh your way through story time today!
Author: Nimble Poop Publisher: Nimble Poop ISBN: Category : Business & Economics Languages : en Pages : 15
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What do you need to do to start a business? There are dozens of books including ours that have checklists that remind you of the many tasks you should perform when starting a business. Although such checklists are very useful because they help you remember important startup steps, they are just To-Do lists. They tell you what to do, but don't provide any tips about what makes a business successful. Unfortunately, you don't succeed in business just by completing a list of tasks. Nor will your business be a success just because you think it's a good idea.
Author: Susan Wong Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1646042840 Category : Health & Fitness Languages : en Pages : 157
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A guide to healthy eating, supplements and exercise to relieve chronic constipation, heal digestive issues and improve your gut bacteria. Get comfortable talking about your poop problems with this one-of-a-kind diet book packed with butt-friendly lifestyle changes that not only get your bowels moving but also help tackle anxiety, inflammation, indigestion, weight management, and more! Butt Talks TV host and pelvic floor expert Nurse Wong applies her forty+ years of experience as a registered nurse to create a fun and informative guide to living your best poop life. The Power of Pooping offers professional advice and tips on finding gut-friendly food, fighting against inflammation, and getting your hands on the necessary nutrients you need to poop better. Having earned honorary titles such as “The Butt Whisperer” and “The Rear Admiral,” Wong uses her humorous and lively tone in this book to answer all the poop questions you may be too afraid to ask, including: How do I conquer constipation? What will regulate my bowel movements? What can I eat to manage my farts? What does it mean if my poop is red? How do I clean my butt? And more! Pooping is a part of life, so break the taboo and make sure you’re doing it right with the informative tips and tricks in The Power of Pooping.
Author: Taro Gomi Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC ISBN: 1797203541 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 37
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The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.
Author: Don Sullivan Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 1469184702 Category : Pets Languages : en Pages : 160
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The world is flooded with so-called dog training experts, paraphernalia, and information. Cupboards and drawers are bursting with dog biscuits, devices and gadgets. Yet more dog owners than ever are desperately trying to create some semblance of peace and order within their homes amidst their out-of-control canines. Something is clearly afoul in the world of dog ownership and training! In his new book Don Sullivan inspires readers to wake up and recognize the insidious forces undermining the realization of dog owners' dreams, and he empowers them with an unprecedented array of knowledge and understanding to launch them to instant success with their own dogs. At times controversial and continually enlightening, Wake Up and Smell the Poop! proves that Don Sullivan's approach to training dogs is far from ordinary.
Author: Damiano Bernardo Publisher: ISBN: 9781728784779 Category : Languages : en Pages : 95
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Dookie, the Dung Beetle, loves anything and everything to do with poop. It doesn't matter if it's fast poop from McDumps or a fresh delivery from Uber Poops, Dookie will get the poop any way he can! When Dookie isn't eating poop, he's learning all about it at stool school. Dookie is Miss McPlop's pet student, and one day she gives him the responsibility of locking up the school. But Dookie forgets, and the school gets overtaken by a mob of gangsters who turn the stool school into a poop casino. Now Al Capoop and his gang own the school, and Dookie is to blame. So now the little dung beetle needs to redeem himself and win back his school, his friends and the respect of his teacher. As always, Dookie calls on the help of Brownie, his older, streetwise cousin to save the day. Brownie agrees to help his little cousin under one condition; that Dookie joins him on a diaper mission--the riskiest, most lucrative business of a dung beetle. They are dangerous missions, but Dookie is determined to see them through. Can he find a way to get rid of the gangsters and save the stool school? Packed with great gags, poo related puns and fabulous artwork, Get the Poop: The Diary of a Dung Beetle is a hilarious book for children of all ages.
Author: Erica Wells Publisher: John Wiley & Sons ISBN: 0470681446 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 328
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Finally - SOMEONE spills the dark and dirty beans about what it is really like to survive that first incredible year of motherhood. Filled with real tips from real parents, and based on their successful mommy blog - survival4moms.com, Erica Wells and Lorraine Regel answer all the questions you have been trying to get answered, AND all of the questions you didn't know you should be asking. Having a baby is easily the biggest lifestyle change you'll ever experience. It can be like entering a whole new world, without a map, guidebook or phrasebook. Erica Wells and Lorraine Regel experienced this first hand, and though they'd read their share of encyclopedic baby books, nothing compared to the support and humor they found among their 'Mommy' friends. These comrades provided a whole lot more truthful and helpful information for getting through the first year than what was in the typical baby book, and The Survival Guide for Rookie Moms shares these tips so that you won't find yourself saying "I never knew!" "I wish he had known...babies born to darker skinned parents often start life as fair skinned," said a midwife after having to diffuse the commotion in her delivery room caused by an African- American dad when confronted with his white baby." With each chapter dedicated to a specific part of the body, this distinct guide is practical and effortless to use. Just flip to one of the baby zone or mommy zone chapters (yes, half of this book is devoted to you, your body, and your mommy issues!) and you'll zoom in on practical tips, expert advice, and the insight and experiences of hundreds of other real moms. By helping you quickly focus in on the possible trouble zones, The Survival Guide for Rookie Moms will arm you with the real truth as you enter 'Baby World,' making navigation in this strange land a whole lot more fun!
Author: Margaret McNamara Publisher: Henry Holt and Company (BYR) ISBN: 1250124409 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 34
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When Mason and Mia were babies, they pooped a lot—always in their diapers. Now that they're big kids, it's time to use the potty. But what is the potty for? Naps? NO. Books? NO. Playing the drums? No, no, no! Mason and Mia look ahead to official big-kid territory in Poop or Get off the Potty!, this hilarious, instructive story from with special emphasis on that momentous toddler milestone: pooping in the potty!
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