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Author: S.G. Browne Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1476708738 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 175
Book Description
“One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you’re sleeping...he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice....
Author: S.G. Browne Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1476708738 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 175
Book Description
“One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you’re sleeping...he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice....
Author: Christopher Moore Publisher: Harper Collins ISBN: 0061800325 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 303
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Now in a special holiday edition, the hilariously deranged tale of Santa, fruitcakes, angels, and Kung fu. . . . “Christopher Moore writes novels that are not only hilarious, but fun to read as well. He is an author at the top of his craft.—Nicholas Sparks ’Twas the night before Christmas . . . and all through Pine Cove, Florida, the creatures were stirring in this wonderfully funny tale that gives the spirit of Christmas a whole new meaning.
Author: Joe Dator Publisher: Turner Publishing Company ISBN: 1684427797 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 386
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"Joe Dator makes me laugh. Everybody loves to look behind the scenes and his new book shows the secrets, inspirations, heartaches, and triumphs of a life in cartoons. Christopher Guest and I have a collection of original cartoons, and we love our Joe Dator!" —Jamie Lee Curtis From inspiration to conception and all the trials in-between. Inked is a collection of cartoons from one of the New Yorker’s most beloved cartoonists. Filled with more than 150 of Dator’s single-panel cartoons, this lively, quick-witted book betrays a deadpan sense of humor. But Inked is more than a book of cartoons. Dator also dives into the creative process, offering bonus commentary on how ideas have come to fruition, how one idea has led to another, and the various attempts to get an idea right. Along the way, he shows how a spark of imagination has turned into a laugh-out-loud moment with only a single image and caption, and how other attempts have found themselves on the cutting-room floor.
Author: Shannon Schlotfelt Publisher: ISBN: 9781736097748 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 30
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A new twist on a well loved classic, Twas the Night Before Christmas, is re-animated. We're in the Zombie Apocalypse and now understand why Santa has been around forever! Santa's Curse brings you a Merry Undead Christmas! You will love this updated version of an old favorite!
Author: Cider Mill Press Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1604334061 Category : Religion Languages : en Pages : 52
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The classic Christmas poem re-imagined and reanimated! ‘twas the night before Christmas And all through the house The zombies were stirring… Why worry about the Grinch when you’ve got ZOMBIES on the attack! Their prey? America’s best-loved Christmas poem. Get ready to have a holly jolly zombie holiday with this monstrously funny mash-up that subverts all that tiresomely good Christmas cheer. Clement C. Moore’s verses are tweaked and twisted, turning a once-cozy fireside read-aloud on its (now brainless) head. To complete the sacrilege: hilarious renderings of zombie stockings (undead legs!) hung by the chimney with care, and St. Nick attempting to repel a full-out, flesh-devouring zombie attack. One thing’s for sure—Santa and his eight tiny reindeer will never be the same!
Author: Alex Willis Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1105366626 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 47
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A fun new take on A Visit from St. Nicholas (Twas the night before Christmas), except this time with zombies. A fun and light tale for the whole family...well, maybe just those preparing for the pending zombie apocolypse.Includes a bonus story of The Zombie Elf on the Shelf
Author: Alex Willis Publisher: ISBN: 9781468102536 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 30
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A fun new take on A Visit from St. Nicholas (Twas the night before Christmas), except this time with zombies. A fun and light tale for the whole family...well, maybe just those preparing for the pending zombie apocalypse.
Author: S.G. Browne
Author: S.G. Browne
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Author: Shannon Schlotfelt
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Author: Alex Willis
Author: Alex Willis