The Religious Psycho Killer's Shit List

The Religious Psycho Killer's Shit List PDF Author: The Psycho Killer's Shit List John Scott Ridgway
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1435725689
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 290

Book Description
The revolutionary comedic short stories, rants, poems, loves and hates of one of the internets most read writers, the host of Peace and Pipedreams, and various other sites.

Fuck This Shitshow

Fuck This Shitshow PDF Author: Kristie Breen
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 166800609X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 176

Book Description
A Simon Element book. Simon Element has a great book for every reader.

Today's Shit List

Today's Shit List PDF Author: Lunar Readers
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781508893677
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 102

Book Description
Today's Shit List: Funny Office Gifts for Boss 100 pages Measures 6"x9" Full Matte Color Exterior B&W Interior

Bright Lights, Big Ass

Bright Lights, Big Ass PDF Author: Jen Lancaster
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9780451221254
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 404

Book Description
Jen Lancaster hates to burst your happy little bubble, but life in the big city isn't all it's cracked up to be. Contrary to what you see on TV and in the movies, most urbanites aren't party-hopping in slinky dresses and strappy stilettos. But lucky for us, Lancaster knows how to make the life of the lower crust mercilessly funny and infinitely entertaining. Whether she's reporting rude neighbors to Homeland Security, harboring a crush on her grocery store clerk, or fighting-and losing-the Battle of the Stairmaster- Lancaster explores how silly, strange, and not-so-fabulous real city living can be. And if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss her big, fat, pink, puffy down parka.

Indianapolis Eagles: The First Period

Indianapolis Eagles: The First Period PDF Author: Samantha Lind
Publisher: Samantha Lind
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 640

Book Description
The Indianapolis Eagles Set One contains the first three full-length novels from author Samantha Lind's best-selling Indianapolis Eagles Series! JUST SAY YES What will it take for her to Just Say Yes? Scott Taylor has a perfect life. He gets to fulfill his dream of playing professional hockey and has a loving family, and a tight group of friends. But the one thing missing in his life is a partner to come home to. He knows exactly who he wants to fill that position– the only woman he has ever loved. The one who got away, who constantly consumes his every thought. What it would take to get her to Just Say Yes to a second chance? Becca Phillips is an independent woman who has made her career as an ER nurse a priority in her life. She has a loving family and a best friend by her side, but she can’t seem to get over her first love, Scott. Insecurities led her to break up with him years ago when he started climbing the ranks in professional hockey and, for eight years, Becca has avoided Scott when he returns home each summer. Can she overcome her fears and allow love back into her life? All she has to do is Just Say Yes to the one and only man she has ever loved. SCORING THE PLAYER Cocky, man whore, player…. Those are all ways I have been described by the media and countless women. Are they accurate? Possibly. But, that’s all I let the media see of me, Brian Kelly, defensive player for the Indianapolis Eagles Hockey team. I have no intentions of settling down and changing the media's perception of me. I can’t tell if women are after me for my bank account, the status symbol of being with a professional athlete, or if they really want me for me. Then I meet her. The one woman who doesn’t let my charm affect her or cause her to jump directly into my bed. Can I possibly change my ways and settle down? Grounded, selfless, giving…Those are all the ways my family and friends have described me. Are they right? Possibly. But, I’m so much more, and need some passion and excitement in my life. My best friend is moving on and I want that someone special to share all that life has to offer. Let it be known that I, Kinley Williams, want the right someone special. So why did he have to crash into me? The one man who is so clearly wrong for me. Then again, he doesn’t seem like anything the tabloids claim him to be. So is he really all that wrong? PLAYING FOR KEEPS Friends with benefits—it never works. Someone always ends up wanting more. What happens when both want more, but neither will tell the other? Richard Murphy has been in the NHL for fifteen years, playing the game he loves. But with retirement looming in the next few years, he’s ready to settle down and start a family. There’s only one woman he wants that with, but she’s put him firmly into the friends—with benefits—category. Can he change her mind and heart, and prove to her he’s playing for keeps? Madison O’Neal has been a lover of sports since she was young. She and her dad bonded over them, both during and after her mother lost her battle with breast cancer. Her love of sports led to a successful career as a sports agent. As much as she loves her job, what she really wants is a family—and someone to call her own. But the one man she’s head-over-heels in love with has her in the friends—with incredible benefits—category. Can Madison and Richard find their way through the murky waters of friendship and become the lovers they secretly want to be?

Country Ham

Country Ham PDF Author: John Quincy MacPherson
Publisher: Wipf and Stock Publishers
ISBN: 1498244386
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 212

Book Description
"Ham" MacPherson is a promising left-handed baseball pitcher at Wilkes Central High School whom the Atlanta Braves have told will be selected with the third pick of the 1976 MLB draft, complete with a generous signing bonus. Within a twenty-four hour period, however, Ham's world goes topsy-turvy. His relationships with his girlfriend, Nora, and best friend, JC, are turned upside down and inside out. A life-changing catastrophe transforms Ham and the way he views the world. Accidents and deaths soon follow. How will Ham deal with all the tumult in his life? The story ends where it began, in a hearse.

Legend of the Moon Princess

Legend of the Moon Princess PDF Author: Alpha Amazon
Publisher: Infinite Joy
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 406

Book Description
Melody Jackman turned into a spitting image of her mother (Jessabelle). She and her wolf, Artemis, bow down to no man... Not even her mates. Even though she is a kick-ass tomboy, she is still pure of heart when the topic of true mates is concerned. She believes with her whole heart that the mate or mates that the Moon Goddess, Selene, has blessed someone with are to be treasured and loved no matter their race, strength, or rank. When Melody is gifted with not only being able to connect with other creatures' inner souls, (Vampire, Wolf, Bear, etc.) but when she finds her mates she finds out that the fate of the world depends on it surviving the difficulties of their differences and those that want to tear them apart. (*Note: This book is the sequel to Wild Love With My Triplet Mates.) The story can be enjoyed on its own, but for greater character understanding, please read Rise of Broken Luna first.

UNMADE

UNMADE PDF Author: Jerri O'Powell
Publisher: Jerri O'Powell
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 289

Book Description
As the deep sea once gave rise to pirates, so also did deep space . The crew of The Twenty-Wun Stars is one such group of opportunistic souls. This exceptional group of serendipitous scoundrels find themselves under the leadership of Captain Jake Wade. The swaggering mojo at which this man moves thru life is literally infectious. Skirting the law where they can, looking for their next score to make payroll and trying to keep the ship online, is always the order of the day. UNMADE Many titles have laid out the lives of the past, present and future crew of the pirate ship The Twenty-Wun Stars. All of that has brought us here, where we get the formal introduction to Jake Jaimon Wade and his ascent to captain. In the middle of another firefight from a deal gone sideways, the crew of the Twenty-Wun Stars is aided by two ladies who are from125 years in the future. In a mad scramble to escape a fight where they are outnumbered and outgunned the ship crashes out of hyperspace onto an undiscovered, isolated advanced steampunk planet. The two young ladies from the future are trying to find the woman who in their time has destroyed the CRW (Confederation of Republic Worlds), killed or enslaved billions and driven humanity to the brink of destruction. It is their hope to find her before her march down the path of war ever begins. Having reason to believe at some point she was a member of the crew of the Twenty-Wun Stars, their trek thru time has brought them on board the ship the day it crashes onto a steampunk world deeply steeped in superhero/super-villain culture. As fate would have it, the crew of the Twenty-Wun Stars fits right in with their unique array of gifts and talents. While the ship is being repaired and the two ladies search for the woman who destroys the future, run-ins with the local super powered elite up the stakes that threaten the crew, the ship, this new world and ultimately the CRW. Over three thousand years after the final battle over the soul of mankind, between God, Satan, and Nefarious, destroys the earth, a new chapter begins. The resulting hyperspace blast from the earth’s destruction flings the last of humanity into the furthest reaches of space on their surviving starships. Over 300 years passes before these star cast seeds of mankind reclaim the stars, and begin to find each other. The first of the new worlds to find each other and reconnect old humanity on new worlds, would eventually form The Confederation of Republic Worlds. This union would be marked with the erection of the Jara Timekeeping Tower on Jara Prime, broadcasting a synced time throughout the known universe. This is the Jara Era.

Landed on Black

Landed on Black PDF Author: Zach Fortier
Publisher: SteeleSkark press
ISBN:
Category : True Crime
Languages : en
Pages : 98

Book Description
Landed on Black is about the reality that every cop comes to realize. After you have been on the job long enough you realize that nothing is how it seems. Your circle of people that you can trust...really trust, gets smaller every year and you start to question your own sanity/ Could everyone you know be this messed up? Is it really possible that you missed all the facades and the ruses that people kept up? Before I started working as a cop I was and careful about whom I chose to associate with. Now it seems everywhere I look I recognize the potential for being double crossed and betrayed. Landed On Black is about the toll that reality took on my life.

The Edge of Today, and the End of Tomorrow

The Edge of Today, and the End of Tomorrow PDF Author: Christian Gray
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100

Book Description
The Edge of Today, and the End of Tomorrow: Subtle Beginnings By: Christian Gray David is a young author, gamer, homebody, kind of a shut-in, really, whose quiet imaginative life in Misawa, Japan becomes all too real and all too dangerous when an alien invasion rudely wakes him at the ungodly hour of 4:00 p.m. When his nosey, cranky landlady escorts a large, scary stranger into David’s bedroom and demands that he get up and out immediately, he’s having none of it. But his outrage is quickly replaced by immobilizing shock at the horrific sights he spies out his bedroom window. Monsters, of varying sizes but all with a taste for human flesh, are swarming his neighborhood. The Edge of Today and the End of Tomorrow launches David into a world he’s never known, one that rips him from his peaceful existence and thrusts him into life-and-death situations that he must rise to meet. He has a steep learning curve to become the man he needs to be to survive and to save the human race, a man he never imagined he could become.