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Author: Anonymous Pooper Publisher: iUniverse ISBN: 1532027079 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 51
Book Description
Ever considered thinking outside the box while sitting on the head? In While You Were Pooping, a comedian who thrives on providing shock value with her humor shares a variety of artistic depictions of things that can potentially happen in the world while we skillfully execute a number two. Anonymous Pooper has made it her mission to remind all of us that the world does not stop at the bathroom door. Whether an ex is getting laid, an officer is eating a donut, a dolphin is being caught in a net, someone is seeing Elvis, a woman is carrying water to her family and village, or a mother is giving birth, all of the humorous illustrations encourage laughter, tickle our intestines, and inspire us not to take life too seriously. While You Were Pooping is a delightfully inappropriate adult humor book that puts a unique spin on what happens outside the bathroom door while we are doing our business on the throne.
Author: Anonymous Pooper Publisher: iUniverse ISBN: 1532027079 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 51
Book Description
Ever considered thinking outside the box while sitting on the head? In While You Were Pooping, a comedian who thrives on providing shock value with her humor shares a variety of artistic depictions of things that can potentially happen in the world while we skillfully execute a number two. Anonymous Pooper has made it her mission to remind all of us that the world does not stop at the bathroom door. Whether an ex is getting laid, an officer is eating a donut, a dolphin is being caught in a net, someone is seeing Elvis, a woman is carrying water to her family and village, or a mother is giving birth, all of the humorous illustrations encourage laughter, tickle our intestines, and inspire us not to take life too seriously. While You Were Pooping is a delightfully inappropriate adult humor book that puts a unique spin on what happens outside the bathroom door while we are doing our business on the throne.
Author: Joe Pera Publisher: Forge Books ISBN: 1250830125 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 10
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The cozy comedy of Joe Pera meets the darkly playful illustrations of Joe Bennett in A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape, a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom. Download a FREE sneak peek today! “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations. So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic book, the goal is to help these readers: 1. Relax 2. Recharge 3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work. A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape will be waiting in the bathroom like a beacon for anxious readers looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers “A beautiful and funny book about something I have done all my life. Thank you, Mr. Joseph Pera.” —Aidy Bryant At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Author: Joe Pera Publisher: Forge Books ISBN: 1250782708 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 126
Book Description
A USA TODAY BESTSELLER! The cozy comedy of Joe Pera meets the darkly playful illustrations of Joe Bennett in A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape, a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations. So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic book, the goal is to help these readers: 1. Relax 2. Recharge 3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work. A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape will be waiting in the bathroom like a beacon for anxious readers looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers “A beautiful and funny book about something I have done all my life. Thank you, Mr. Joseph Pera.” —Aidy Bryant At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Author: Taro Gomi Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC ISBN: 1797203541 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 37
Book Description
The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.
Author: M. Shafiq Publisher: ISBN: 9781731185228 Category : Languages : en Pages : 108
Book Description
There is something magical about a book waiting to be filled with your own work. Whether it's a beautifully detailed sketch or a fun doodle drawing and Journaling, This unique Composition Notebook is perfect for Youth, Children, and People of All Ages to create their masterpiece on. Filled with 101+ blank standard 6"x 9" sized pages and a high-quality full-color SOFT glossy cover. Blank Notebooks are perfect for: Stocking Stuffers & Gift Baskets Birthday & Christmas Gifts College / School Notes Graduation & End of School Year Gifts Summer Travel Journaling Art Classes Doodle Diaries & much more...
Author: Ben Katzner Publisher: Vault Comics ISBN: 1638490279 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 100
Book Description
Poop is a normal kid, with normal problems— you know, parents, homework, bullies. He used to have a normal name, too. But then he moved to a new school, and everything went down the toilet. That’s the bad news. The good news: Turns out some names are special. Some names come with powers. Turns out those bullies really stepped in it. SOMETIMES BEING A KID CAN REALLY STINK. Will Poupé becomes the new target of bullies at his middle school. All day long, they call him Poop. However, when Icky the Janitor reveals himself to be a wizard in disguise, Will learns that there are Names of Power – if you are given one of these names, you gain certain abilities. Poop is one of those names. He now has powers that he could use to get back at the bullies! But power – even poop power – is exactly what can turn someone into a bully. With some help from his friends, Will must find a way to use his fantastic farting magic for good. An original graphic novel.
Author: Sue Salvi Publisher: Little, Brown ISBN: 0316487759 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 64
Book Description
A little book with a big message...... when life hits us with a splat Someday a bird will poop on all of us. But that's okay. In a world of bad news, fake news, delays, disappointments, trash talk, and tweets, things are bound to get a little poopy. What matters is not how big the mess is--but how well you react to it. Someday a Bird Will Poop on You is a modern parable about life hitting us with something unexpected--and the perfect gift for anyone leaving home without an umbrella.
Author: Shon Holt Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781719044806 Category : Languages : en Pages : 74
Book Description
Comical drawings of Poop! Finally someone has illustrated the many funny ways we fit poop into our everyday speech and phrases. Have you ever paid attention to just how many ways we can utilize the word "Shit" without even realizing it? In this poopographical comedy you get to try and guess the Poop Pun in the cartoon before reveling the answer when you turn the page. These funny drawings will have you and your friends rolling with laughter. Its a wonderful way to spend your time on the throne, or pass the hilarity around at work. It makes for a cute gift when you don't know what to get for that hard to shop for person. Give them comedy and laughter! Its okay to say Shit, Poop is IN !
Author: Olden Rinkly Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781090638182 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 218
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Poop is one of the most versatile materials on this planet. Yes, it may be stinky. Yet, the uses for poop are nearly endless. This book looks into the utilization of poop, basic poop facts, different colors of poop, and animal poops. Learn how to identify problems in your poop, or how poop is used to make park benches. Discover how the Ancient Egyptians cured cataracts with powdered baby poop. Or how Peter Freuchen dug himself to safety with his own frozen turd. Everybody poops. Why not become an expert in something we all share in common? This is the perfect bathroom reader for adults and kids alike. Every facts is backed up a certified funny comic, cartoon, random thought or bonus fact. Warning: This book contains seriously stinky jokes. Not for the faint of heart. Be prepared to learn about the first poop of your life. Or what's really in your holy water.
Author: Jeremy Greenberg Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing ISBN: 1449407897 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 69
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A light and lively companion to Sorry I Peed on You, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of apologies and suggestions from dogs to the people who love them—no matter what bad thing they’ve done! Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog--and human--nature.
Author: Anonymous Pooper
Author: Anonymous Pooper
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