Author: Robert McCune
Publisher: Trafalgar Square Publishing
ISBN: 9780006383321
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Whether you are a brilliant professional, an enthusiastic amateur or a golf widow, there’s something for everyone to chuckle at in this hilarious collection of The World’s Best Golf Jokes.
The World's Best Golf Jokes
Author: Robert McCune
Publisher: Trafalgar Square Publishing
ISBN: 9780006383321
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Whether you are a brilliant professional, an enthusiastic amateur or a golf widow, there’s something for everyone to chuckle at in this hilarious collection of The World’s Best Golf Jokes.
Publisher: Trafalgar Square Publishing
ISBN: 9780006383321
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Whether you are a brilliant professional, an enthusiastic amateur or a golf widow, there’s something for everyone to chuckle at in this hilarious collection of The World’s Best Golf Jokes.
World's Greatest Golf Jokes
Author: Stan McDougal
Publisher: Citadel Press
ISBN: 9780806508313
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 184
Book Description
Favorites from course and clubhouse will crack up any duffer.
Publisher: Citadel Press
ISBN: 9780806508313
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 184
Book Description
Favorites from course and clubhouse will crack up any duffer.
God Loves Golfers Best
Author: Ray Foley
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402247478
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 146
Book Description
God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402247478
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 146
Book Description
God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
Golf Jokes
Author: Chester Croker
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781694940766
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 217
Book Description
Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781694940766
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 217
Book Description
Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes
Golf Jokes for Ladies
Author: Charlotte Croker
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781705878125
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 96
Book Description
This is a unique golfing joke book - exclusively for lady golfers. Here you will find plenty of funny golf jokes written just for women. This is a sexist free environment. These golfing jokes are for lady golfers of all abilities. This is a truly original book for female golfers - you are going to enjoy it. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh out loud, so buy this funny joke book for lady golfers now.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781705878125
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 96
Book Description
This is a unique golfing joke book - exclusively for lady golfers. Here you will find plenty of funny golf jokes written just for women. This is a sexist free environment. These golfing jokes are for lady golfers of all abilities. This is a truly original book for female golfers - you are going to enjoy it. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh out loud, so buy this funny joke book for lady golfers now.
The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
ISBN: 0736948503
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 113
Book Description
This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
ISBN: 0736948503
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 113
Book Description
This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
Two Golf Balls Rolled Into a Bar
Author: Chip Putt
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781502553751
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 92
Book Description
This is a new golf joke book containing 285 golf jokes which will knock the head covers off your clubs. None of the jokes have curse words so the book is suitable for males and females of all ages.Think of it for Father or Mothers' day gift, birthday gift or for a golfer at work.All the jokes were never before published and were written after 2012. This means the jokes are new and deal with more current and laughable opportunities. For example: ”>Rory McIlroy said, "Yesterday I had 5 doubles in a row." His pal replied, "Scotch I hope!"The book has 33 chapters such as:'14 Signs You Are Addicted to Golf,' 27 answers to 'What If Golf Were Never Invented,' and 8 jokes that start with "My game is so bad that...".Just about ALL of the 11,400 golf joke books found on the 'net' are collections or compilations of previously published old jokes. NOT THIS BOOK!!!
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781502553751
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 92
Book Description
This is a new golf joke book containing 285 golf jokes which will knock the head covers off your clubs. None of the jokes have curse words so the book is suitable for males and females of all ages.Think of it for Father or Mothers' day gift, birthday gift or for a golfer at work.All the jokes were never before published and were written after 2012. This means the jokes are new and deal with more current and laughable opportunities. For example: ”>Rory McIlroy said, "Yesterday I had 5 doubles in a row." His pal replied, "Scotch I hope!"The book has 33 chapters such as:'14 Signs You Are Addicted to Golf,' 27 answers to 'What If Golf Were Never Invented,' and 8 jokes that start with "My game is so bad that...".Just about ALL of the 11,400 golf joke books found on the 'net' are collections or compilations of previously published old jokes. NOT THIS BOOK!!!
Golf Is Punishment for Not Taking Up Another Sport
Author: Gene Perret
Publisher: Familius
ISBN: 9781942934769
Category : Golf
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
175 original gags and one-liners about golf from the award-winning comedy writers who provided many of Bob Hope's golf jokes.
Publisher: Familius
ISBN: 9781942934769
Category : Golf
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
175 original gags and one-liners about golf from the award-winning comedy writers who provided many of Bob Hope's golf jokes.
Golf It's a Funny Old Game
Author: M. Prefontaine
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781543284973
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 68
Book Description
For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781543284973
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 68
Book Description
For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.
Golf Is a Funny Disease
Author: Nobby Orens
Publisher: Forward Press
ISBN: 9781931643030
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 175
Book Description
Along with hilarious anecdotes, jokes, tips, quotes, and wacky historical facts, this book is a cornucopia of golf humor for those who love to hate the game. Included are some of the inner workings of the Golf Nut Society and the extreme lengths that some members have gone to in trying to win the coveted Golf Nut of the Year award.
Publisher: Forward Press
ISBN: 9781931643030
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 175
Book Description
Along with hilarious anecdotes, jokes, tips, quotes, and wacky historical facts, this book is a cornucopia of golf humor for those who love to hate the game. Included are some of the inner workings of the Golf Nut Society and the extreme lengths that some members have gone to in trying to win the coveted Golf Nut of the Year award.