Author: Hal Goldblatt
Publisher: Archway Publishing
ISBN: 1480813176
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 58
Book Description
Elmer J. Schmo is a very rich man who has everything he wants. Unfortunately, Elmer is bored. After consulting with his advisors, he decides to hold a contest. Whoever has the best idea to alleviate Elmer's boredom wins one million dollars. After placing an advertisement in the local newspaper, Elmer weeds through hundreds of letters until he sees a hastily scrawled message on a brown paper bag that asks if he has ever collected 'tis bottles. Anxious to find the owner of the message, Elmer hires the FBI and the NSA to investigate. Finally they locate the message's author Our Hero Just Plain Joe, a penniless man without a home or a family who tells them there are four 'tis bottles scattered throughout the world. After Elmer dangles a two-million-dollar prize in front of Just Plain Joe's nose, the unlikely hero embarks on a journey to find the first bottle where he soon discovers the quest may be much more difficult than he ever imagined. The 'tis Bottle is the humorous short story of a very rich man and a plain hero who come together in a daring effort to find four bottles hidden at the very top and bottom of the earth.
The ‘Tis Bottle
Author: Hal Goldblatt
Publisher: Archway Publishing
ISBN: 1480810460
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 58
Book Description
Elmer J. Schmo is a very rich man who has everything he wants. Unfortunately, Elmer is bored. After consulting with his advisors, he decides to hold a contest. Whoever has the best idea to alleviate Elmers boredom wins one million dollars. After placing an advertisement in the local newspaper, Elmer weeds through hundreds of letters until he sees a hastily scrawled message on a brown paper bag that asks if he has ever collected tis bottles. Anxious to find the owner of the message, Elmer hires the FBI and the NSA to investigate. Finally they locate the messages author Our Hero Just Plain Joe, a penniless man without a home or a family who tells them there are four tis bottles scattered throughout the world. After Elmer dangles a two-million-dollar prize in front of Just Plain Joes nose, the unlikely hero embarks on a journey to find the first bottle where he soon discovers the quest may be much more difficult than he ever imagined. The tis Bottle is the humorous short story of a very rich man and a plain hero who come together in a daring effort to find four bottles hidden at the very top and bottom of the earth.
Publisher: Archway Publishing
ISBN: 1480810460
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 58
Book Description
Elmer J. Schmo is a very rich man who has everything he wants. Unfortunately, Elmer is bored. After consulting with his advisors, he decides to hold a contest. Whoever has the best idea to alleviate Elmers boredom wins one million dollars. After placing an advertisement in the local newspaper, Elmer weeds through hundreds of letters until he sees a hastily scrawled message on a brown paper bag that asks if he has ever collected tis bottles. Anxious to find the owner of the message, Elmer hires the FBI and the NSA to investigate. Finally they locate the messages author Our Hero Just Plain Joe, a penniless man without a home or a family who tells them there are four tis bottles scattered throughout the world. After Elmer dangles a two-million-dollar prize in front of Just Plain Joes nose, the unlikely hero embarks on a journey to find the first bottle where he soon discovers the quest may be much more difficult than he ever imagined. The tis Bottle is the humorous short story of a very rich man and a plain hero who come together in a daring effort to find four bottles hidden at the very top and bottom of the earth.
The ‘tis Bottle
Author: Hal Goldblatt
Publisher: Archway Publishing
ISBN: 1480813176
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 58
Book Description
Elmer J. Schmo is a very rich man who has everything he wants. Unfortunately, Elmer is bored. After consulting with his advisors, he decides to hold a contest. Whoever has the best idea to alleviate Elmer's boredom wins one million dollars. After placing an advertisement in the local newspaper, Elmer weeds through hundreds of letters until he sees a hastily scrawled message on a brown paper bag that asks if he has ever collected 'tis bottles. Anxious to find the owner of the message, Elmer hires the FBI and the NSA to investigate. Finally they locate the message's author Our Hero Just Plain Joe, a penniless man without a home or a family who tells them there are four 'tis bottles scattered throughout the world. After Elmer dangles a two-million-dollar prize in front of Just Plain Joe's nose, the unlikely hero embarks on a journey to find the first bottle where he soon discovers the quest may be much more difficult than he ever imagined. The 'tis Bottle is the humorous short story of a very rich man and a plain hero who come together in a daring effort to find four bottles hidden at the very top and bottom of the earth.
Publisher: Archway Publishing
ISBN: 1480813176
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 58
Book Description
Elmer J. Schmo is a very rich man who has everything he wants. Unfortunately, Elmer is bored. After consulting with his advisors, he decides to hold a contest. Whoever has the best idea to alleviate Elmer's boredom wins one million dollars. After placing an advertisement in the local newspaper, Elmer weeds through hundreds of letters until he sees a hastily scrawled message on a brown paper bag that asks if he has ever collected 'tis bottles. Anxious to find the owner of the message, Elmer hires the FBI and the NSA to investigate. Finally they locate the message's author Our Hero Just Plain Joe, a penniless man without a home or a family who tells them there are four 'tis bottles scattered throughout the world. After Elmer dangles a two-million-dollar prize in front of Just Plain Joe's nose, the unlikely hero embarks on a journey to find the first bottle where he soon discovers the quest may be much more difficult than he ever imagined. The 'tis Bottle is the humorous short story of a very rich man and a plain hero who come together in a daring effort to find four bottles hidden at the very top and bottom of the earth.
Almost April
Author: April Lynn Hopkins
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
ISBN: 164584112X
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 210
Book Description
Church is supposed to come a safe place, isn't it? That is what she used to think until she woke up one day and remembered everything! These were things she did not want to know. Her body knew, and that is why her ears hurt. Her ears did not want to hear what her brain was saying! This story is based on true events. It exposes the dark side of religion and the evil people who do ritual abuse. It could happen to you!
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
ISBN: 164584112X
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 210
Book Description
Church is supposed to come a safe place, isn't it? That is what she used to think until she woke up one day and remembered everything! These were things she did not want to know. Her body knew, and that is why her ears hurt. Her ears did not want to hear what her brain was saying! This story is based on true events. It exposes the dark side of religion and the evil people who do ritual abuse. It could happen to you!
The Differences Between Male and Female Joke Telling as Exemplified in a College Community
Author: Carol Ann Mitchell
Publisher:
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Category : American wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 682
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : American wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 682
Book Description
Evans's Repository of English, Irish & Scotch Songs. Collection V-IX.
Author: Thomas EVANS (Bookseller and Printer, Long Lane.)
Publisher:
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Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
Publisher:
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Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
The Plays of Philip Massinger
Author: Philip Massinger
Publisher:
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Category : English drama
Languages : en
Pages : 594
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : English drama
Languages : en
Pages : 594
Book Description
The Loyal Subject; Or, the Faithful General: a Play ... The Authors Mr. Beaumont and Mr. Fletcher [or More Probably Fletcher Alone]. With a Preface
Parodies of the Works of English & American Authors
Author:
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Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 300
Book Description
Includes parodies of Tennyson, Longfellow, Bret Harte, Thomas Hood, Swinburne, Browning, Shakespeare, Milton, Poe, Shelley, Cowper, Coleridge, Herrick, Carroll, Lever, Lover, Burns, Scott, Goldsmith, Kingsley, Byron and many others.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 300
Book Description
Includes parodies of Tennyson, Longfellow, Bret Harte, Thomas Hood, Swinburne, Browning, Shakespeare, Milton, Poe, Shelley, Cowper, Coleridge, Herrick, Carroll, Lever, Lover, Burns, Scott, Goldsmith, Kingsley, Byron and many others.