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Author: Publisher: MacMillan Children's Books ISBN: 9780330544900 Category : Scouting (Youth activity) Languages : en Pages : 62
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A very funny collection of jokes chosen by the Scouts!We've asked every Beaver Colony and Cub Pack in the country to send us their favourite jokes and this very funny book is the glorious result! Q: Why are Scouts so dizzy? A: Because they're always doing good turns.
Author: Publisher: MacMillan Children's Books ISBN: 9780330544900 Category : Scouting (Youth activity) Languages : en Pages : 62
Book Description
A very funny collection of jokes chosen by the Scouts!We've asked every Beaver Colony and Cub Pack in the country to send us their favourite jokes and this very funny book is the glorious result! Q: Why are Scouts so dizzy? A: Because they're always doing good turns.
Author: Thomas Mercaldo Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781500635466 Category : Camping Languages : en Pages : 48
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The Scout Riddle Book is a collection of jokes and riddles that will keep any scout with a funny bone entertained for hours. The Scout Riddle Book also features some great jokes from Joe Scout and the Ranger. This book is perfect for any campfire or scouting event. It provides scouts with clean jokes that are told in a humorous and silly fashion.
Author: Mark Geoffrey Young Publisher: CreateSpace ISBN: 9781477516119 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 106
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Boy Scout jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Boy Scout Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Boy Scout Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Boy Scout joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Boy Scout jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Boy Scouts wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Boy Scout and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Boy Scout brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Boy Scout who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Boy Scouts laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Author: Mark Geoffrey Young Publisher: CreateSpace ISBN: 9781477609682 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 106
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Girl Scout jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Girl Scout Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Girl Scout Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Girl Scout joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Girl Scout jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Girl Scouts wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Girl Scout and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Girl Scout brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Girl Scout who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Girl Scouts laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Author: Thomas Mercaldo Publisher: ISBN: 9780578549934 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 50
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Scout Jokes is a large collection of jokes targeted toward scouts and various scouting topics such as camping, hiking, campfires, etc. With its large selection of in-depth jokes and one liners, Scout Jokes is the perfect book for any scout looking to have a good laugh.
Author: Kathi Appelt Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1442481218 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 254
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“Librarians often say that every book is not for every child, but The True Blue Scouts of Sugar Man Swamp is” (The New York Times). Meet Bingo and J’miah, raccoon brothers on a mission to save Sugar Man Swamp in this rollicking tale and National Book Award Finalist from Newbery Honoree Kathi Appelt. Raccoon brothers Bingo and J’miah are the newest recruits of the Official Sugar Man Swamp Scouts. The opportunity to serve the Sugar Man—the massive creature who delights in delicious sugar cane and magnanimously rules over the swamp—is an honor, and also a big responsibility, since the rest of the swamp critters rely heavily on the intel of these hardworking Scouts. Twelve-year-old Chap Brayburn is not a member of any such organization. But he loves the swamp something fierce, and he’ll do anything to help protect it. And help is surely needed, because world-class alligator wrestler Jaeger Stitch wants to turn Sugar Man swamp into an Alligator World Wrestling Arena and Theme Park, and the troubles don’t end there. There is also a gang of wild feral hogs on the march, headed straight toward them all. The Scouts are ready. All they have to do is wake up the Sugar Man. Problem is, no one’s been able to wake that fellow up in a decade or four… Newbery Honoree and Kathi Appelt’s story of care and conservation has received five starred reviews, was selected as a National Book Award finalist, and is funny as all get out and ripe for reading aloud.
Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute Publisher: Portable Press ISBN: 9781626865853 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 0
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Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
Author: Lily Anderson Publisher: Henry Holt and Company (BYR) ISBN: 1250246741 Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 297
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FOUR STARRED REVIEWS Prudence Perry is a third-generation Ladybird Scout who must battle literal (and figurative) monsters and the weight of her legacy in Scout's Honor by Lily Anderson, a YA paranormal perfect for fans of Stranger Things and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Sixteen-year-old Prudence Perry is a legacy Ladybird Scout, born to a family of hunters sworn to protect humans from mulligrubs—interdimensional parasites who feast on human emotions like sadness and anger. Masquerading as a prim and proper ladies' social organization, the Ladybirds brew poisons masked as teas and use knitting needles as daggers, at least until they graduate to axes and swords. Three years ago, Prue’s best friend was killed during a hunt, so she kissed the Scouts goodbye, preferring the company of her punkish friends lovingly dubbed the Criminal Element much to her mother and Tía Lo’s disappointment. However, unable to move on from her guilt and trauma, Prue devises a risky plan to infiltrate the Ladybirds in order to swipe the Tea of Forgetting, a restricted tincture laced with a powerful amnesia spell. But old monster-slaying habits die hard and Prue finds herself falling back into the fold, growing close with the junior scouts that she trains to fight the creatures she can’t face. When her town is hit with a mysterious wave of demons, Prue knows it’s time to confront the most powerful monster of all: her past.
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