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Author: Ralph Masiello Publisher: Charlesbridge ISBN: 1607344270 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 82
Book Description
A is for Alphabet...because you probably need a refresher. If you're not laughing by the end of this book...well, you're probably slower than molasses on a cold day. Or maybe you're just as sharp as a cue ball. But the rest of us sure will find plenty of guffaws in this side-splittingly uproarious ABC, which takes comic aim at the redneck lifestyle. It's got 26 letters (yes, that's how many there are) worth of fun, all illustrated with hilarious cartoons of rednecks and their more refined and proper dogs. G is for grandmother (who's also your aunt and your sister). L is for Lottery-otherwise known as the redneck retirement plan. And V is for the velvet Elvis painting that probably hangs in your trailer. This'll be hotter than a mess of collard greens on the back burner of a $4 stove! And because we know how difficult the alphabet can be for those rednecks, we have several extra usages of the letters in the alphabet.
Author: Ralph Masiello Publisher: Charlesbridge ISBN: 1607344270 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 82
Book Description
A is for Alphabet...because you probably need a refresher. If you're not laughing by the end of this book...well, you're probably slower than molasses on a cold day. Or maybe you're just as sharp as a cue ball. But the rest of us sure will find plenty of guffaws in this side-splittingly uproarious ABC, which takes comic aim at the redneck lifestyle. It's got 26 letters (yes, that's how many there are) worth of fun, all illustrated with hilarious cartoons of rednecks and their more refined and proper dogs. G is for grandmother (who's also your aunt and your sister). L is for Lottery-otherwise known as the redneck retirement plan. And V is for the velvet Elvis painting that probably hangs in your trailer. This'll be hotter than a mess of collard greens on the back burner of a $4 stove! And because we know how difficult the alphabet can be for those rednecks, we have several extra usages of the letters in the alphabet.
Author: Donny Cates Publisher: Image Comics ISBN: Category : Comics & Graphic Novels Languages : en Pages : 32
Book Description
Let's go to prison! What does a state penitentiary's most famous inmate have to do with the Bowman family? And what secret is Greg hiding from his dad?
Author: Jim Goad Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 0684838648 Category : Social Science Languages : en Pages : 278
Book Description
In "The Redneck Manifesto", Goad elucidates redneck politics, religion, and values in his own unique way. "A furious, profane, smart, and hilariously smart-aleck defense of working-class white culture".--"Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel".
Author: Wesley Whisenhunt Publisher: WestBow Press ISBN: 1973608081 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 197
Book Description
Many books speak of the sixtiespop culture, the Beatles, JFK, Vietnam War, civil rights, walking on the moonbut not from the eyes of an elementary school boy growing up on the prairie in Central Texas. This is a humorous and tear-jerking look back in time, a thought-provoking and entertaining look at history and people.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy Publisher: Ballantine Books ISBN: 0345494245 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 158
Book Description
Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it’s no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary II puts the “vern” in “vernacular,” offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in’fe-mé) adv. and n. another person’s intent to exact physical punishment. “Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby’s had it infamy.” assassin (e-sas’-en) v. to disrespect verbally. “Don’t just stand there assassin me, boy–go clean your room!” honor student (än’-er stu’-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. “Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn’t suspect nothin’ till I caught her honor student.” So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It’s like having your very own personal dialect coach–one who doesn’t mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.
Author: Jeff Todd Publisher: CreateSpace ISBN: 9781499714654 Category : Religion Languages : en Pages : 200
Book Description
The Church Letters is a 6-part series that takes a Redneck look at Apostle Paul's journey and his letters to the early church from the Bible. You'll discover something new from God's Word as we explain it to you in a language that we all can understand - SIMPLE.
Author: Nikole Brooks Bethea Publisher: Pelican Publishing Company, Inc. ISBN: 9781455616985 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 36
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From alligators to winding country lanes and fried zucchini, this picture book is an alphabetized list of Southern delights. Breezy rhymes recall an appreciation for good food, laid-back evenings, and the gentle dispositions the region is known for.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy Publisher: Fawcett ISBN: 0307495566 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 160
Book Description
Hey, you! The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it’s the one you’ve been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you’re blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs. So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French!
Author: Ralph Masiello
Author: Ralph Masiello
Author: Donny Cates
Author: James Rice
Author: Jim Goad
Author: Wesley Whisenhunt
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
Author: Jeff Todd
Author: James Rice
Author: Nikole Brooks Bethea
Author: Jeff Foxworthy