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Santa's Little Book Of Elf Jokes

Author: Conlon Publishing
Publisher: Conlon Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 108

Book Description
A delightful collection of family friendly festive jokes, suitable for all ages.

The Smart Ass Book of Puns

Author: Lefd Designs
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780648860105
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description

Purrfectly Sweet Puns for Tweethearts

Author: Lefd Designs
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780648860136
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description
If you're looking for a punny book filled with the most sweet and vibrant love puns, then this book is perfect for you! This book will be sure to make you melt and is the perfect gift for any pun-lover! Purrfectly Sweet Puns for TweetheartsAn adorable book of cute puns filled with love If you're a fan of the cute things in life (or just a pun-o-holic) then we ain't lion when we say this book will steal a pizza your heart. Featuring 30 cutesy, vibrant, illustrated love puns guaranteed to make you feel warm and fuzzy. If that sounds like you (or a special someone) then this book is pearfect for you! Features:30 pages of the most adorable sweet puns, for anyone who loves the sweet things in lifeAvailable in paperback (8 x 10 in) Also available:'The Smart Ass Book of Puns'

The Naughty List

Author: Michael Fry
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0062354760
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 239

Book Description
"A great story, lively drawings, and a cast of unforgettable characters. What else could you want for Christmas? The Naughty List is a book for all seasons!" —Lincoln Peirce, bestselling author of the Big Nate series "Will keep kids laughing from start to finish." —Publishers Weekly Fans of the Big Nate and Diary of a Wimpy Kid series will love this laugh-out-loud funny Christmas adventure packed with comic illustrations. When Bobbie's hilariously bumbling efforts to save her brother's Christmas actually land him on Santa's Naughty List, she must travel to the North Pole to make things right again and save Christmas. Bobbie suddenly finds herself on an epic holiday adventure complete with rogue elves, dysfunctional reindeer, a lazy Santa, and more.

How to Trick a Christmas Elf

Author: Sue Fliess
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510744320
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34

Book Description
To find out whether Santa thinks you’re naughty or nice, you’ll need to trick an elf into letting you see the list! Legend has it that the only way to find out if you’re on Santa’s naughty or nice list is to trick an elf into letting you sneak a peek! But be careful: elves are tricky themselves! To get a look at the list, you’ll need to be clever in crafting a distracting craft to catch the elf’s attention. So, grab some Christmas supplies like ribbons, twinkle lights, bows, and candy canes, and get prepared for your sly holiday visitor! On the nights leading up to Christmas, one of Santa’s elves will show up to keep watch on kids and to report on their naughty or nice behavior! However, if you’re careful and clever and quick, you can set up a beautiful little sleigh that will distract your elf, and then you’ll be sure to get a glimpse at Santa’s list! Sue Fliess’s poetic read-aloud text and Simona Sanfilippo’s vibrant, whimsical illustrations will provide much fun for young readers eager to trick their own Christmas elf and find which list they’re on! Also included are guides for teachers and parents about how to engage children in building an elf sleigh themselves and how to interest them in the history of the holiday and the many cultures that celebrate Santa’s tiny helpers.

The Little Book of Dirty Jokes

Author: Sid Finch
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1783726741
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off! Filled with more filth than three-week old underwear, this little collection of obscene one-liners, smutty shenanigans and graphic gags will have you blushing like a freshly spanked bottom and sniggering like a naughty school kid.

Don't Look Inside

Author:
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781800588226
Category : Board books
Languages : en
Pages : 10

Book Description
Be careful when you look inside the Christmassy house... there's a reindeer in the gingerbread house, an elf in the stocking, and Santa in the fireplace! Children will love lifting the flaps to reveal the touch-and-feel furry characters hiding inside the Christmas scenes. The funny, festive rhyme encourages children to explore each page, and Stuart Lynch's illustrations bring the text to life.

Dear Daddy, Please Want Me

Author: Reese Morrison
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 300

Book Description
Dear Santa, It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas. Nobody brings me presents, like sexy Daddies or Peppermint Mocha Frappes (because, let's be honest, I can totally sell-out if it gets me peppermint in my caffeinated sugar).But do you know what I really want for Christmas? I want to know what's wrong with the app so I don't have to work on the weekend. So maybe you can work on that, Santa, for the Jewiest Jew Boy ever? Love and kisses, LeviSaul shouldn't be attracted to his funny and adorable employee, Levi. He shouldn't be excited about debugging an error in the kinky dating together. And he definitely shouldn't bring him peppermint mocha frappes just to see him smile. Saul has enough to do with running a company and figuring out his gender transition on the job. But he can't help wondering what it would be like to hear Levi call him Daddy. Dear Daddy, Please Want Me is about an exuberant boy, a reluctant Daddy, the age-old Jewish tradition of Chinese food and movies on Christmas day, and a happily ever after. This book is part of the Naughty or Nice multi-author series. Each book can be read as a standalone, but there are so many boys hoping that holiday magic will bring them their perfect Daddy, why not grab them all?

The Elf on the Shelf

Author: Carol V. Aebersold
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780984365173
Category : Christmas stories
Languages : en
Pages : 32

Book Description
The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition is an activity the entire family will enjoy. Based on the tradition Carol Aebersold began with her family in the 1970s, this cleverly rhymed children's book explains that Santa knows who is naughty and/or nice because he sends a scout elf to every home. During the holiday season, the elf watches children by day and reports to Santa each night. When children awake, the elf has returned from the North Pole and can be found hiding in a different location. This activity allows The Elf on the Shelf to become a delightful hide-and-seek game.