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Author: J. M. Dazzles Publisher: Page Publishing Inc ISBN: 1684561094 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 33
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A book read to children as only a mommy can do! Do you want to know when your child is not telling the truth? Well, The Mommy Dot is your solution. This is a story about a little boy named Sam, who was not truthful with his mommy. It was bedtime, but Sam did not want to go to sleep, so there began his adventure. Discovered by his mommy, Sam tried to lie his way out of trouble, but his lies were no match for the Mommy Dot.
Author: J. M. Dazzles Publisher: Page Publishing Inc ISBN: 1684561094 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 33
Book Description
A book read to children as only a mommy can do! Do you want to know when your child is not telling the truth? Well, The Mommy Dot is your solution. This is a story about a little boy named Sam, who was not truthful with his mommy. It was bedtime, but Sam did not want to go to sleep, so there began his adventure. Discovered by his mommy, Sam tried to lie his way out of trouble, but his lies were no match for the Mommy Dot.
Author: Todd Parr Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers ISBN: 0316049530 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 33
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With his trademark, child-like art, Todd Parr celebrates mothers, whether they drive a minivan or a motorcycle or work in a big building or at home. Full color.
Author: Komako Sakai Publisher: Scholastic Inc. ISBN: 054521209X Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 42
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Little Bunny is REALLY MAD at his mommy. She sleeps too late. She talks too much. She watches her silly grown-up shows instead of cartoons. And she gets mad for no reason-like just a few little soap bubbles on the floor. It's time for Little Bunny to SPEAK OUT. And time for a hug later on. With the charming illustrations and spot-on understanding of young children's thinking that distinguished The Snow Day, Komako Sakai brings us a REALLY ANGRY-and ultimately sweet-new story.
Author: Dorman Serena Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 1797206249 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 114
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For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account
Author: L J Charleston Publisher: Morgan James Publishing ISBN: 1614485496 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 168
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How to identify moms in the wild with this hilarious book of personality profiles—from the Chardonnay Mom to the Breastfeeding Supremist Mom. The Mommy Mafia is the Urban Dictionary of Mothers—think of it as Mommy profiling. The politics of motherhood is complicated, yet also highly amusing. If motherhood is akin to the Mafia, which “family” do you belong to? Are you the Olympic Mom (“Your kid isn’t walking yet? Wow, he’s so slow! My Thomas walked at nine months!”), so competitive she grills other Moms as to the duration of her labor or her child’s milestones? Or are you the ER Mom, who takes her offspring to the hospital at the first sign of a sniffle? Maybe you’re Organic Mom (“Don’t you realize cow’s milk is filled with cancer-causing chemicals?”) or Horny Mom (“Isn’t motherhood the best time to start sleeping around?”) or Boot Camp Mom, who runs her kids’ lives to a strict routine. The Mommy Mafia features more than seventy types of Moms, and whether you are one of these Moms, are related to one, or are friends with one . . . it’s time mothers laughed at themselves!
Author: Kim Lavine Publisher: John Wiley & Sons ISBN: 0470549734 Category : Business & Economics Languages : en Pages : 242
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It’s time for a new women’s revolution, but this time it’s not political—it’s personal. It's a time of historic opportunity. Learn what it takes to create the life of your dreams by starting your own business from your kitchen table, without compromising your job as a great mom. Find the money you need to start your business, then master the cutting-edge tools of social media to take it to the next level. With the American economy on the ropes, a New Economy is being created, and this time moms are in charge, controlling $8.5 trillion annually in consumer spending in a consumer economy that is in crisis. The rules of business are changing; master them and get rich. Learn powerful techniques to face down fear and push aside doubt, using newfound confidence to seize opportunities and get ahead. In The Mommy Manifesto, Kim Lavine—bestselling author of Mommy Millionaire—presents a provocative message of empowerment for all women, inspiring you to question the status quo and see new opportunities where none existed before. This is a manifesto for dreaming big, developing your confidence, and using your power and influence to create positive change—in yourself and our society. You’re either part of the revolution, or you’re part of the problem. The time is now to take control of your financial destiny! Kim Lavine, America’s expert on inspirational business advice, will show you how in The Mommy Manifesto.
Author: Valerie Taylor Publisher: Harlequin ISBN: 1459267524 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 237
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RISING STAR He was the perfect man! Janet Resnick could juggle an appointment book with the best of Wall Street, but two days of caring for her sister's three kids stopped her cold. They'd already eaten her out of house and home—including Vaseline, houseplants and ballpoint pen ink. And now Janet had run out of staples for closing diapers and was on a first-name basis with those folks at Poison Control. There was only one thing to do: Call Mom. Or rather, The Mommy School. But then "Mom" turned out to be a hunky guy in jeans, with a seen-it-all smile and a know-it-all attitude…. "Valerie Taylor has the rare and enviable ability to make you laugh out loud while she touches your heart. She's the brightest new star on the romance horizon." —Jennifer Cruise, RITA Award-winning author
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