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Author: Cormac O'Brien Publisher: Hachette UK ISBN: 178372868X Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 177
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‘What would you be if you weren’t Irish?’ asked the barman. Pat replied, ‘Ashamed!’ There are two types of people in this world: the Irish, and those who wish they were. But wherever you’re from, The Little Book of Irish Jokes is packed with grand gags and Celtic wisecracks that will give you the gift of the gab and a belly full of laughs.
Author: Cormac O'Brien Publisher: Hachette UK ISBN: 178372868X Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 177
Book Description
‘What would you be if you weren’t Irish?’ asked the barman. Pat replied, ‘Ashamed!’ There are two types of people in this world: the Irish, and those who wish they were. But wherever you’re from, The Little Book of Irish Jokes is packed with grand gags and Celtic wisecracks that will give you the gift of the gab and a belly full of laughs.
Author: Aimee Alexander Publisher: ISBN: 9781914437007 Category : Languages : en Pages : 170
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If an Irish person said to you, "Gimmie that yoke," would you think they were talking about an egg? If so, 99% of the time, you'd be wrong. How about banjaxed, bockety or craic? Any idea what they mean? The Little Book of Irishisms is for anyone who wants to understand the Irish, not just our words but how we are as people, relaxed about some things, picky about others. It's also for those who'd like to sound Irish, even just for Paddy's Day. You'll learn tricks to Irishify your chat - and how to avoid those clangers that people think we say but never do, like the classic, "Top of the morning to you." If you're coming to Ireland and want to fit right in, this book's for you. If you can't make it, here's a way of visiting in spirit. "Go on, go on, go on. You will, you will, you will," to quote the infamous Irish comedy, Father Ted. The Little Book of Irishisms is the perfect novelty gift for St. Patrick's Day, as a Christmas stocking filler, or at any time to someone who appreciates what it means to be Irish.
Author: Aubrey Malone Publisher: Hachette UK ISBN: 1780337981 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 624
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This bumper collection of Irish humour covers topics such as Absenteeism and Zoos and everything in between. It would be disappointing should such a large collection not include the best of famous Irish wits such as Oscar Wilde and George Bernard Shaw, but the emphasis is very much on contemporary Irish humour from the likes of Tommy Tiernan, Dylan Moran, Ardal O'Hanlon and Dara O'Briain, to name just a few. Lunatic, iconoclastic and, as Spike Milligan might have put it, involving 'sideways thinking', this is Irish humour at its very best.
Author: Gerd De Ley Publisher: National Geographic Books ISBN: 1578269245 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 0
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The greatest collection of Irish wit, wisdom and humor ever published. The best of humorous quotes, witty observations, and funny one-liners from those hailing from the Emerald Isle. "Ireland sober is Ireland stiff." Irish Wit, Wisdom & Humor collects over 1000 witticisms, musings, deep thoughts, and one-liners from and about Ireland and its people. It features hundreds of authors, poets, comedians, actors, politicians and many more that best represent the Emerald Isle including James Joyce, Oscar Wilde, Bono, Edna O'Brien, C.S. Lewis, Sinead O'Connor, George Bernard Shaw, and many others.
Author: Myles Byrne Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books ISBN: 1789290333 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 159
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'An Irishman will always soften bad news, so that a major coronary is no more than "a bad turn" and a near hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is "good drying weather".' Hugh Leonard The people of Ireland are renowned for their wit, and they have migrated from Ireland to most corners of the world, taking that famous sense of humour with them. Modern comedians and comic writers as varied as Dylan Moran, Sharon Horgan, Tommy Tiernan, Alison Spittle, Graham Linehan and Ed Byrne have their own distinctive ways of celebrating and mocking their origins while still occasionally acknowledging the traditional 'paddywackery' (meaning the rain-soaked, Guinness-sodden Oirish stereotype of old). The roots of Irish humour are much more complex: for centuries classic Irish writers have used black humour and sarcasm, ranging from the satires of Jonathan Swift, George Bernard Shaw and Oscar Wilde through to the hilarity of J.P. Donleavy and the sublime nonsense of Flann O'Brien and Spike Milligan ('Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.') This collection combines a pinch of traditional Irish humour, from shamrocks to limericks, and blarney stones to drinking stories, mixed with distinctly modern one-liners, quips and quotes from the best of the current crop of humorists, along with sections on the Irish mammy, literary feuds and putdowns and epitaphs.
Author: Elias Hill Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781796590142 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 110
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Why did the Irishman get gold teeth?What do you call it when you prank an Irishman on Sunday?Did you hear about the Irishman who fainted on a carousel? Everyone loves a good laugh and there are few funnier lines than the ones you get in a good old-fashioned Irish joke. But when you add really bad Dad humor into the mix, the jokes descend to a whole new level, so much that they become good. In this book, 101 So Bad, They're Good Irish Dad Jokes, you'll laugh yourself silly, impress (or not) your friends and enjoy a rollicking good time that will make everyone Erin go Bragh-ha-ha! So if you ever wondered why the Irish army is so strict about their uniforms or why the Irishman moved his modem into the barn, then get a copy of this hilarious book and find out. Perfect for dipping in and out of whenever you are feeling down or just need a laugh, 101 So Bad, They're Good Irish Dad Jokes, is a book every home should have. Great dad gift idea for Saint Patrick's, birthday, and Christmas!
Author: Llewellyn Dowd Publisher: Random House ISBN: 144649148X Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 578
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...
Author: Cormac O'Brien Publisher: Summersdale ISBN: 9781849533515 Category : English wit and humor Languages : en Pages : 0
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A travel-size companion full of jokes for loves of Ireland and Irish humor ""What would you be if you weren t Irish?" asked the barman. Pat replied, "Ashamed!" " The Irish love a good laugh, even if the laugh's on them! Enjoy cover-to-cover giggles with this pocket-sized parcel packed full of the very best Irish jokes and yarns."