Author: Mabel Maney
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0380803119
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 366
Book Description
Another hilarious Bond parody in the shape of THE GIRL WITH THE GOLDEN BOUFFANT. James Bond′s out of commission and his sister Jane must step once more into his shoes, his smoking jacket, and his girlfriend′s bedroom... When James Bond lands in hospital as the result of a nasty facial burn - while lighting a bird′s cigarette, his hair pomade explodes -- Jane Bond, his lesbian twin sister and occasional impersonator, once again dons suit and scars to masquerade as her infamous brother. Her destination: the annual spy convention in the glamorous Las Vegas of the Rat Pack era. Her assignment: to keep her brother′s reputation intact through a carefully plotted program of gambling, boozing, and womanising. Along for the ride are British Secret Service Agent Cedric Pumpernickel, Jane′s only ally in the male spy world, and glamorous girlfriend, and G.E.O.R.G.I.E. agent, Bridget St Claire, who finds herself the unwilling love interest of a scrawny lounge singer who, along with his pack of friends, begins a campaign to bed her.The relatively ordinary convention - featuring the latest in jet pack transportation and stylish decoder rings - becomes the scene for murder when someone tosses an Estonian secret agent off the observation deck of Hoover Dam. Days spent at the blackjack table - and nights in the arms of her beautiful girlfriend - come to an abrupt end as Jane uncovers a nefarious plot to eliminate all the best spies of the western world. Complicating the plot is a romance gone sour: an affair between Agent Pumpernickel and musical sensation Liberace has ended badly, and when Pumpernickel takes to his bed with a box of chocolates and a copy of Queen magazine, Jane must become England′s top-action man and stop the killer before he stops her.
The Girl with the Golden Bouffant
Author: Mabel Maney
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0380803119
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 366
Book Description
Another hilarious Bond parody in the shape of THE GIRL WITH THE GOLDEN BOUFFANT. James Bond′s out of commission and his sister Jane must step once more into his shoes, his smoking jacket, and his girlfriend′s bedroom... When James Bond lands in hospital as the result of a nasty facial burn - while lighting a bird′s cigarette, his hair pomade explodes -- Jane Bond, his lesbian twin sister and occasional impersonator, once again dons suit and scars to masquerade as her infamous brother. Her destination: the annual spy convention in the glamorous Las Vegas of the Rat Pack era. Her assignment: to keep her brother′s reputation intact through a carefully plotted program of gambling, boozing, and womanising. Along for the ride are British Secret Service Agent Cedric Pumpernickel, Jane′s only ally in the male spy world, and glamorous girlfriend, and G.E.O.R.G.I.E. agent, Bridget St Claire, who finds herself the unwilling love interest of a scrawny lounge singer who, along with his pack of friends, begins a campaign to bed her.The relatively ordinary convention - featuring the latest in jet pack transportation and stylish decoder rings - becomes the scene for murder when someone tosses an Estonian secret agent off the observation deck of Hoover Dam. Days spent at the blackjack table - and nights in the arms of her beautiful girlfriend - come to an abrupt end as Jane uncovers a nefarious plot to eliminate all the best spies of the western world. Complicating the plot is a romance gone sour: an affair between Agent Pumpernickel and musical sensation Liberace has ended badly, and when Pumpernickel takes to his bed with a box of chocolates and a copy of Queen magazine, Jane must become England′s top-action man and stop the killer before he stops her.
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0380803119
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 366
Book Description
Another hilarious Bond parody in the shape of THE GIRL WITH THE GOLDEN BOUFFANT. James Bond′s out of commission and his sister Jane must step once more into his shoes, his smoking jacket, and his girlfriend′s bedroom... When James Bond lands in hospital as the result of a nasty facial burn - while lighting a bird′s cigarette, his hair pomade explodes -- Jane Bond, his lesbian twin sister and occasional impersonator, once again dons suit and scars to masquerade as her infamous brother. Her destination: the annual spy convention in the glamorous Las Vegas of the Rat Pack era. Her assignment: to keep her brother′s reputation intact through a carefully plotted program of gambling, boozing, and womanising. Along for the ride are British Secret Service Agent Cedric Pumpernickel, Jane′s only ally in the male spy world, and glamorous girlfriend, and G.E.O.R.G.I.E. agent, Bridget St Claire, who finds herself the unwilling love interest of a scrawny lounge singer who, along with his pack of friends, begins a campaign to bed her.The relatively ordinary convention - featuring the latest in jet pack transportation and stylish decoder rings - becomes the scene for murder when someone tosses an Estonian secret agent off the observation deck of Hoover Dam. Days spent at the blackjack table - and nights in the arms of her beautiful girlfriend - come to an abrupt end as Jane uncovers a nefarious plot to eliminate all the best spies of the western world. Complicating the plot is a romance gone sour: an affair between Agent Pumpernickel and musical sensation Liberace has ended badly, and when Pumpernickel takes to his bed with a box of chocolates and a copy of Queen magazine, Jane must become England′s top-action man and stop the killer before he stops her.
Girl with the Golden Bouffant: An Original Jane Bond Parody
Author: Mabel Maney
Publisher: Turtleback Books
ISBN: 9781417710409
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages :
Book Description
When James Bond lands in the hospital as the result of a nasty facial burn, Jane Bond, his lesbian twin sister, once again dons suit and scars to masquerade as her infamous brother.
Publisher: Turtleback Books
ISBN: 9781417710409
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages :
Book Description
When James Bond lands in the hospital as the result of a nasty facial burn, Jane Bond, his lesbian twin sister, once again dons suit and scars to masquerade as her infamous brother.
The Girl with the Golden Eyes
Author: Honore de Balzac
Publisher: BoD – Books on Demand
ISBN: 3734083923
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 65
Book Description
Reproduction of the original: The Girl with the Golden Eyes by Honore de Balzac
Publisher: BoD – Books on Demand
ISBN: 3734083923
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 65
Book Description
Reproduction of the original: The Girl with the Golden Eyes by Honore de Balzac
The Girl with the Golden Parasol
Author: Uday Prakash
Publisher: Yale University Press
ISBN: 0300190549
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 224
Book Description
DIVA novel of dauntless love, corruption, and the bitterness of the ancient caste system that prevails in contemporary India/div
Publisher: Yale University Press
ISBN: 0300190549
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 224
Book Description
DIVA novel of dauntless love, corruption, and the bitterness of the ancient caste system that prevails in contemporary India/div
Kiss the Girls and Make Them Spy
Author: Mabel Maney
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0380803100
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 290
Book Description
Sometimes the Best Bond for a Job is a Jane ... Jane Bond. "What's the story on Bond?" "Your man is a homicidal depressive paranoiac," the doctor reported. "I know that. I want to know what's wrong with him! And be straight with me, man. No medical mumbo jumbo." "He's lost his nerve." N. had suspected as much. After a long while spent staring at the jagged skyline of London, N. came to a decision. He had no other choice but to go through with Pumpernickel's ridiculous plan. Enter Bond, Jane Bond, James's lesbian twin sister and haoless bookstore employee, who steps in to masquerade as her brother at an awards ceremony with the queen. But when the dastardly Sons of Britain (S.O.B.s), a nefarious fraternity plotting to bring the Duke and Duchess of Windsor back to power, show up, it's up to some unexpected heros to save the day. The Powder Puff Girls -- makeup salespersons by day, secret agents by night -- step in to secure the future of Britain while Jane keeps her brother's reputation intact...both in and out of the bedroom!
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0380803100
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 290
Book Description
Sometimes the Best Bond for a Job is a Jane ... Jane Bond. "What's the story on Bond?" "Your man is a homicidal depressive paranoiac," the doctor reported. "I know that. I want to know what's wrong with him! And be straight with me, man. No medical mumbo jumbo." "He's lost his nerve." N. had suspected as much. After a long while spent staring at the jagged skyline of London, N. came to a decision. He had no other choice but to go through with Pumpernickel's ridiculous plan. Enter Bond, Jane Bond, James's lesbian twin sister and haoless bookstore employee, who steps in to masquerade as her brother at an awards ceremony with the queen. But when the dastardly Sons of Britain (S.O.B.s), a nefarious fraternity plotting to bring the Duke and Duchess of Windsor back to power, show up, it's up to some unexpected heros to save the day. The Powder Puff Girls -- makeup salespersons by day, secret agents by night -- step in to secure the future of Britain while Jane keeps her brother's reputation intact...both in and out of the bedroom!
The Girl with the Golden Eyes
Author: Honoré de Balzac
Publisher: New York : Paperback Library
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 124
Book Description
Publisher: New York : Paperback Library
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 124
Book Description
The Girl with the Golden Eyes
Author: Honoré de Balzac
Publisher: BoD – Books on Demand
ISBN: 3368311654
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 110
Book Description
Reproduction of the original.
Publisher: BoD – Books on Demand
ISBN: 3368311654
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 110
Book Description
Reproduction of the original.
The Girl with the Golden Eyes
The Girl with the Golden Eyes
Author: Balzac Honore De
Publisher: Hardpress Publishing
ISBN: 9781318738809
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 82
Book Description
Unlike some other reproductions of classic texts (1) We have not used OCR(Optical Character Recognition), as this leads to bad quality books with introduced typos. (2) In books where there are images such as portraits, maps, sketches etc We have endeavoured to keep the quality of these images, so they represent accurately the original artefact. Although occasionally there may be certain imperfections with these old texts, we feel they deserve to be made available for future generations to enjoy.
Publisher: Hardpress Publishing
ISBN: 9781318738809
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 82
Book Description
Unlike some other reproductions of classic texts (1) We have not used OCR(Optical Character Recognition), as this leads to bad quality books with introduced typos. (2) In books where there are images such as portraits, maps, sketches etc We have endeavoured to keep the quality of these images, so they represent accurately the original artefact. Although occasionally there may be certain imperfections with these old texts, we feel they deserve to be made available for future generations to enjoy.
The Girl with the Golden Eyes Illustrated
Author: Honoré de Balzac
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 90
Book Description
La Fille aux yeux d'or is a novella by Honoré de Balzac. It is the third part of the Thirteen series, which includes the short stories Ferragus and La Duchesse de Langeais. It is also part of his La Comédie humaine novel sequence.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 90
Book Description
La Fille aux yeux d'or is a novella by Honoré de Balzac. It is the third part of the Thirteen series, which includes the short stories Ferragus and La Duchesse de Langeais. It is also part of his La Comédie humaine novel sequence.