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Author: Chris Higgins Publisher: Hachette UK ISBN: 1444911112 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 77
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Mattie is nine years old and she worries about everything. Which isn't surprising. Because when you have a family as big and crazy as hers, there's always something to worry about. Will the seeds she's planted in the garden with her brothers and sisters grow into fruit and veg like everyone promised? Why does it seem as if Grandma doesn't like them sometimes? And what's wrong with Mum? Fortunately, reassurance is always close to hand in this first winning story about the lovable Butterfield clan.
Author: David Bruce Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 9780557050864 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 116
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Print edition. This book contains 250 anecdotes about families, including this one: On September 24, 1974, the daughter of actors Michael Williams and Judi Dench was born. She was named Tara Cressida Frances, but everyone called her Finty. Because Finty's parents were Shakespearean actors, she learned quotations from Shakespeare as a tiny tot. One parent would say, "I'll put a girdle around the earth ...," and Finty would finish the quotation: "in 40 minutes." If a parent asked her what King Lear says, Finty would answer, "Never, never-FIVE times!" In a Nativity play, Finty played the innkeeper's wife, and when she was asked what the play was about, she replied, "It's about this inn-keeper's wife, of course." When Finty was 11 years old, she told a friend that a play her mother was appearing in was "without doubt the most boring play I've ever seen in the whole of my life."
Author: David Bruce Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 9780557051762 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 124
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Print edition. This book contains 250 anecdotes about friends and family, including this anecdote: When Ohio University student Kate Krushinski was in middle school, she had a German teacher whose last name was "Ball." Of course, in middle school many students call their male teachers "Mister" and address them by their last name. However, the German word for "Mister" is "Herr," and the German teacher made his students address him by his first name because he did not want them to call him "Herr Ball."
Author: Jen Carney Publisher: Penguin UK ISBN: 0241455456 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 161
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Meet Billie Upton Green and her VERY accidental diary - and don't you DARE call her B.U.G! Billie has taken the new girl at school under her wing. She'll teach her the important stuff - Biscuit Laws, Mrs Patterson and of course where to sneakily eat a Jaffa Cake. She might even get invited to the EVENT OF THE YEAR (Billie's mums' are getting married). But then suspicion sets in. The new girl seems VERY close to Billie's best friend Layla. And she knows a LOT about the big school heist - the theft of Mrs Robinson's purse. But, Billie is on to her. Well, as long as Patrick doesn't catch her eating biscuits first. Join Billie in this laugh-out-loud adventure! A sparky, funny new series perfect for fans of Diary of A Wimpy Kid - Daily Mail Jen Carney knows how to make kids laugh . . . and I mean totally unreserved roll-on-the-floor belly laugh. Billie Upton Green is a firm favourite in our house - Emma Mylrea, author of Curse of the Dearmad
Author: Jeannie Gaffigan Publisher: Grand Central Publishing ISBN: 1538751038 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 320
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The Big Sick meets Dad is Fat in this funny and heartfelt New York Times bestselling memoir from writer, director, wife, and mother, Jeannie Gaffigan, as she reflects on the life-changing impact of her battle with a pear-sized brain tumor. In 2017, Jeannie's life came to a crashing halt when she was diagnosed with a life-threatening brain tumor. As the mother of 5 kids -- 6 if you include her husband -- sat in the neurosurgery department in star-covered sweats too whimsical for the seriousness of the situation, all she could think was "Am I going to die?" Thankfully, Jeannie and her family were able to survive their time of crisis, and now she is sharing her deeply personal journey through this miraculous story: the challenging conversations she had with her children; how she came to terms with feeling powerless and ferociously crabby while bedridden and unable to eat for a month; and how she ultimately learned, re-learned and re re-learned to be more present in life. With sincerity and hilarity, Jeannie invites you into her heart (and brain) during this trying time, emphasizing the importance of family, faith and humor as keys to her recovery and leading a more fulfilling life.