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Author: Dena Harris Publisher: ISBN: 1607744899 Category : Cats Languages : en Pages : 130
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This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.
Author: Salty Sarcasm Journals Publisher: ISBN: 9781689159708 Category : Languages : en Pages : 28
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Funny Adult Word Search Puzzle book - ASSHOLE with 20 puzzles and solutions. Get ready to laugh your ass off when trying to find ASSHOLE and the other funny offensive bad words. This adult themed word search puzzle book makes a hilarious gift for a friend or colleague who has a strong sense of humor. Surprise and shock them in a humoristic offending way and put smiles on their faces. Grab one now, it's better than sending a card! Features Unique design 20 Word Search Puzzles High-quality paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, ink, marker or pencils 8.5" x 11" dimensions This Prick Word Search puzzle book is the gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, graduation, Labor Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Secret Santa or any special occasion. This adult word search book makes an hilarious gag gift for yourself or anyone special with a great sense of humor. Grab one now!
Author: Rudy A. Swale Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1569759456 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 432
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THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BADASSEST BOOK OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES •What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken! •What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. •The journalist asked the politician, “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? “Yes, I would,” said the politician. “The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.” •A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, “what the hell are you two doing?” His wife turns to her lover and says, “I told you he was stupid.” •How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. If you think no joke is too raw as long as it’s funny—this is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics.
Author: James Napoli Publisher: ISBN: 9781402747861 Category : Astrology Languages : en Pages : 0
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Oozing with sarcasm and bursting with real-world advice, Big Bad Ass Book of the Zodiac provides the lowdown on your personality, career, friendships, and love life. Separate chapters for each astrological symbol (including those of the Chinese zodiac) make it easy to find the facts...even if you can't handle the truth! From why Aries often "fake it" to what leisure activities a Taurus enjoys (spoiler: saving money), this guide is a slap in the face that's good for you.
Author: Kirstie Alley Publisher: Rodale ISBN: 9781594862328 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 226
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In a humorous memoir, the actress explores the American obsession with food, fat, sex, love, beauty, and weight as she recounts her own battle with the bulge and reflects on what it means to be overweight in a skinny-obsessed world.
Author: Erica S. Perl Publisher: Abrams ISBN: 1613120753 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 36
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Erica S. Perl and Henry Cole team up once again to deliver spot-on humor with their unforgettable chicken character. In this cheeky (sorry!) sequel to the wildly fun Chicken Butt!, the young jokester and his chicken muse are back, but this time they're trying to trick Mom. She thinks she has caught on to the gag, but as she distractedly does the grocery shopping, she falls victim to a flurry of jokes using homonyms and homophones—words such as "dear" and "deer," and "which" and "witch." Wordplay has never been so much fun. Like Chicken Butt!, this story encourages children to participate in a call-and-response reading format that reinforces their reading skills. Praise for Chicken Butt's Back! "Coles’ tickled-pink cartoonish artwork gets right into the mix, the chocolate chip to the cookie dough. The denouement is so merrily explosive that just to imagine the shrieking voices of a read-aloud is mightily cheering.” –Kirkus Reviews “Cole's kinetic, acrylic and colored pencil cartoons strike the right tone of mild disobedience.” –Publishers Weekly “Fans of Chicken Butt! are going to love this sequel. This is the kind of book that siblings will beg to read to each other, especially since it’s set up for two voices.” –School Library Journal
Author: Julian Henson Publisher: ISBN: 9781678069476 Category : Languages : en Pages : 0
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Cheers for the rears, dears! Here is the first book of our all-new series, THE BIG BUTT JOKE SERIES! Featuring 110 jokes that will make you laugh your butt off, this book is absolutely perfect for people who love jokes... and people who love butts! Let's face it: this book is about everyone's favorite part of the body! It's only fair to warn you that this book is intended for adult readers, as it contains mature language. That said, assuming you are an adult, feel more than free to dive right in! You'll discover the answers to jokes such as: What does a butt say about a mildly annoying situation? What does a butt send to another butt in order to communicate something? What is a butt's favorite kind of soup? What did Genius Butt say to Dumb Butt? Plus many, many more! These jokes will surely surprise you!