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Author: Ivana Murleau Publisher: Open Mic Press ISBN: 1927124336 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 29
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Every wonder what type of humor super smart people like? These jokes come from the best and brightest in math, science, literature, music and languages. Ivana Murleau really put together a great joke book only Einsteins would love. PLEASE NOTE: I have artificial intelligence. So, don't expect much from me!
Author: Ivana Murleau Publisher: Open Mic Press ISBN: 1927124336 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 29
Book Description
Every wonder what type of humor super smart people like? These jokes come from the best and brightest in math, science, literature, music and languages. Ivana Murleau really put together a great joke book only Einsteins would love. PLEASE NOTE: I have artificial intelligence. So, don't expect much from me!
Author: Tim Fielder Publisher: HarperCollins ISBN: 0063067889 Category : Comics & Graphic Novels Languages : en Pages : 291
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Afrofuturism, a movement that began in the Black community during the early 20th Century as an escape from racial hostility, economic turmoil, and aggressive policing, is enjoying a renaissance witnessed by the record-breaking success of creative projects, including the Oscar-winning Marvel Studios film, Black Panther; Regina King’s Emmy-winning HBO superhero tale, Watchmen; Janelle Monae’s hit album, Dirty Computer; Jordan Peele’s provocative feature Get Out; Octavia Butler’s famed science fiction novel, Kindred; and Beyonce’s visual album Black Is King. Now comes Afrofuturist Tim Fielder’s beautifully written and rendered INFINITUM. In INFINITUM, King Aja Ọba and Queen Lewa are revered across the African continent for their impressive political and military skills. Yet the future of their kingdom is in jeopardy, for the royal couple do not have an heir of their own. When the King kidnaps his son born to a concubine, Obinrin, she curses Ọba with the “gift” of immortality. After enjoying long, wonderful lives both, Queen Lewa and the crown prince die naturally, leaving the ageless bereaved King Ọba heartbroken and alone. Taking advantage of Ọba’s vulnerability, enemy nations rise to power and kill the king – or so they think. King Aja Ọba survives the fatal attack, finally realizing the bitter fruit of Obinrin’s curse. For millennia, the immortal Ọba wanders the earth, mourning his lost subjects and searching for a new kingdom. His journey leads him across time, allowing him to witness the trans-Atlantic slave trade, the New World, and the American Civil Rights Movement. The expansion of global technology brings about intergalactic travel, first contact with an alien species, and conflicts within and ultimately outside the known universe. Thrust into these seminal events, Ọba, now known by many as “John,” faces harrowing decisions that will determine mankind’s physical and spiritual trajectory. In 280 plus stunningly emotional and evocative full-color images, INFINITUM presents a unique cosmic experience, addressing issues of racism, classism, gender inequity, the encroachment of technology and the spiritual cost of war, while exposing the history behind ancient mysteries.
Author: Juicy Quotes Publisher: ISBN: 9781675192900 Category : Languages : en Pages : 60
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This Math, Chemistry and Science joke book has lots of jokes about mathematics, calculus, chemistry and science. These funny jokes are perfect to share with students and teachers, in class or at home to friends. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!
Author: McSweeney's Publisher: Vintage ISBN: 030738733X Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 226
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As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.
Author: Editors of Portable Press Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1626866139 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 90
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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author: Michael Robin Publisher: Downtown Bookworks ISBN: 9781941367339 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 0
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Knock, knock. Who's there? DC super heroes telling a slew of hilarious jokes, puns, riddles, and more. What does Superman use to cook eggs? A pan of steel! What's the hardest part of riding on Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet? Buckling your invisible seatbelt. What happened when Batman was late to play baseball with Robin? There was a Wayne delay. More than 600 jokes featuring Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, the Flash—and other popular DC super heroes and super villains are sure to entertain young fans. Illustrated with classic DC comic book art, this first-of-its kind treasury makes a great gift and a super-fun read.
Author: Ivana Murleau Publisher: Open Mic Press ISBN: 192712400X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 24
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The Best Of Funny Sexting is a collection of sexting messages that turned out funny or awkward. Peer into the secret lives of others and laugh at their special moments of sexting. If your bored, stuck in traffic, waiting for your flight to depart, or waiting for dinner to be ready, this book is FOR YOU! WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE
Author: Christopher Hart Publisher: ISBN: 9780823013814 Category : Art Languages : en Pages : 159
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"Hart analyzes joke construction and phrasing, and explains how to best set up a joke. He discusses humorous illustrating techniques and also advises readers on what methods to avoid. Rounding out the book is a section on selling your work and getting published that lists addresses for all the major comic strip syndicates in the country and their basic guidelines for strip submission." --Cover.
Author: Marcus Tullius Cicero Publisher: Princeton University Press ISBN: 0691211078 Category : Philosophy Languages : en Pages : 326
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Timeless advice about how to use humor to win over any audience Can jokes win a hostile room, a hopeless argument, or even an election? You bet they can, according to Cicero, and he knew what he was talking about. One of Rome’s greatest politicians, speakers, and lawyers, Cicero was also reputedly one of antiquity’s funniest people. After he was elected commander-in-chief and head of state, his enemies even started calling him “the stand-up Consul.” How to Tell a Joke provides a lively new translation of Cicero’s essential writing on humor alongside that of the later Roman orator and educator Quintilian. The result is a timeless practical guide to how a well-timed joke can win over any audience. As powerful as jokes can be, they are also hugely risky. The line between a witty joke and an offensive one isn’t always clear. Cross it and you’ll look like a clown, or worse. Here, Cicero and Quintilian explore every aspect of telling jokes—while avoiding costly mistakes. Presenting the sections on humor in Cicero’s On the Ideal Orator and Quintilian’s The Education of the Orator, complete with an enlightening introduction and the original Latin on facing pages, How to Tell a Joke examines the risks and rewards of humor and analyzes basic types that readers can use to write their own jokes. Filled with insight, wit, and examples, including more than a few lawyer jokes, How to Tell a Joke will appeal to anyone interested in humor or the art of public speaking.
Author: Ivana Murleau
Author: Ivana Murleau
Author: Tim Fielder
Author: Juicy Quotes
Author: McSweeney's
Author: Dan Morgan
Author: Editors of Portable Press
Author: Michael Robin
Author: Ivana Murleau
Author: Christopher Hart
Author: Marcus Tullius Cicero