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Author: Ted Rechlin Publisher: Racehorse ISBN: 1944686908 Category : Games & Activities Languages : en Pages : 82
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We’re all just infinitesimal specks on a rock hurling through a giant black hole. We all know it. Whether we’re consumed by an enormous tidal wave, bombarded with falling meteors, or ravaged by a new incurable disease, the end is near. So the penultimate question is: Would you rather a) drink alone in your room and brood or b) color? Well, good news. Now, with this adult coloring book, you can do both! Artist Ted Rechlin offers thirty-eight apocalyptic scenarios for you to color, question your mortality, and come to terms with your insignificance! Awesome! Scenes vary from a gorgeous shot of the NASA space station being sucked into a black hole to an elegant portrayal of the next Ice Age. Also included are beautiful depictions of zombie uprisings, picturesque plagues ravaging the human race, aesthetically pleasing aliens plotting to destroy planet Earth, and much more! To add some irony, each illustration is accompanied by an optimistic quote: envision “‘Be thou the rainbow in the storms of life. The evening beam that smiles the clouds away, and tints tomorrow with prophetic ray.’ —Lord Byron” as tornadoes tear through cities around it. Or what if it’s all a dream and we’re just brains in vats? What if nothing’s tangible and the world around us is all just perception? What if all that you love doesn’t exist and is only simulated? It doesn’t mean you can’t color! So embrace your inner nihilist, and the reality that you might not be sticking around too much longer. Pick up your colored pencils and The Apocalypse Coloring Book. You’re going to need a way to cope when things start to go downhill.
Author: Ted Rechlin Publisher: Racehorse ISBN: 1944686908 Category : Games & Activities Languages : en Pages : 82
Book Description
We’re all just infinitesimal specks on a rock hurling through a giant black hole. We all know it. Whether we’re consumed by an enormous tidal wave, bombarded with falling meteors, or ravaged by a new incurable disease, the end is near. So the penultimate question is: Would you rather a) drink alone in your room and brood or b) color? Well, good news. Now, with this adult coloring book, you can do both! Artist Ted Rechlin offers thirty-eight apocalyptic scenarios for you to color, question your mortality, and come to terms with your insignificance! Awesome! Scenes vary from a gorgeous shot of the NASA space station being sucked into a black hole to an elegant portrayal of the next Ice Age. Also included are beautiful depictions of zombie uprisings, picturesque plagues ravaging the human race, aesthetically pleasing aliens plotting to destroy planet Earth, and much more! To add some irony, each illustration is accompanied by an optimistic quote: envision “‘Be thou the rainbow in the storms of life. The evening beam that smiles the clouds away, and tints tomorrow with prophetic ray.’ —Lord Byron” as tornadoes tear through cities around it. Or what if it’s all a dream and we’re just brains in vats? What if nothing’s tangible and the world around us is all just perception? What if all that you love doesn’t exist and is only simulated? It doesn’t mean you can’t color! So embrace your inner nihilist, and the reality that you might not be sticking around too much longer. Pick up your colored pencils and The Apocalypse Coloring Book. You’re going to need a way to cope when things start to go downhill.
Author: Ryan Hunter Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 0452298253 Category : Games & Activities Languages : en Pages : 65
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The one that started it all, Coloring for Grown-Ups is the first in this famed internet duos hilarious series of coloring books that combines the mindless fun of coloring with the mind-numbing realities of modern adulting. The perfect gift for anyone looking to escape the stress of adulthood. With over 150 videos and 65 million Youtube views to their credit, Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen know how to make people laugh. Their YouTube video, “Hipster Olympics” racked up nearly four million views, and their hit “The Walken Dead” has been viewed over 1.3 million times. In the first in a series of hilarious coloring books for adults, the duo put their prolific creative talents to work in Coloring for Grown-Ups. The artwork may resemble that of a children’s activity book, but look closer. Offering an ironic look at the stereotypes, habits, and challenges of modern adulthood, Coloring for Grown-Ups is darkly humorous and fun for any occasion—the perfect stocking stuffer for reluctant adults of any age. Perfect for: • White elephant gifts • Funny gifts • Coloring gifts • Gag gifts • Christmas gifts
Author: Steven Rhodes Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 9781797214009 Category : Languages : en Pages : 64
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Unleash abominations, discover hidden spell words, and practice the dark art of coloring in the lines with this fiendishly clever coloring and activity book from artist Steven Rhodes. Here are dozens of surreally funny, retro-inspired parody designs such as Alien Abduction Club, Here Comes the Apocalypse, Death Metal Sing-Along, and Portal to the Cat Dimension, all rendered in spooky black and white and ready for you to add your unearthly coloring inspiration. But that's not all! Try if you dare the uncannily entertaining activities inside. Join the dots to see what abomination Julie has unleashed into the world. Roll the dice to see which of your friends can be abducted by aliens first. Plus sinister shadow puppets, occult career selector paper dolls, spot the clowns in the graveyard, and other chilling chill-out coloring and activity fun times for ghouls and gargoyles alike.
Author: Skinner Publisher: Last Gasp ISBN: 9780867197983 Category : Languages : en Pages : 0
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Skinner is weird and fun and wants you to join his gang of mad laughers. Forbidden Activities for Neglected Children is a colouring and activity book full of highly detailed, bizarre illustrations and black humour. It will challenge your notions of the absurd or what could rightly be called an activity.' This is a book to collect or share with your friends who love art and humour outside social norms. From non-sequitur activities to extremely detailed proto-metal illustrations, this book is what you wish you had as a small, wild-minded child!'
Author: Val Brains Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 9781452184548 Category : Games & Activities Languages : en Pages : 0
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Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book is packed with 45 scenes to color in and 20 hilarious activities, all featuring felines and their behinds proudly on display. With hilarious (and cute!) line drawings of cats with their hindquarters proudly on display, this adult coloring and activity book full of cat butts is as clever and carefree as its featured felines. Color in lasers shooting from an intergalactic cat butt, or a chill skater cat that isn't ashamed to hold his tail a little too high. Filled with hours of entertainment, this is a cat butt bonanza every cat lover can get behind. • Filled with word searches, crosswords, and word scrambles—even pin the tail on the cat butt • Packed with funny yet bizarrely cute line drawings • The perfect way to pay homage to our furry friends' backsides Anyone who is a cat lover—and all too familiar with a feline's tendency to show off its tush—will love this humorous book. Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book is an updated and expanded edition, including 45 drawings and 20 activities with more detailed artwork and, of course, more cat butts. • Scribble away your stress and unleash all the colors of your creativity. • Perfect as a gift for cat lovers who have an irreverent sense of humor • Great for those who loved The Farting Animals Coloring Book by M T Lott, Why Cat Why: A Coloring Book Explaining Cats by Theo Nicole Lorenz, and Pooping Animals: A Funny Coloring Book for Adults by Honey Badger Coloring
Author: Lewis Carroll Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 106
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Be creative, be adventurous. You don't have to fall down the rabbit hole to enter the magical world of Alice in Wonderland. Just open this giant book and read, color, and remember when you first encountered Lewis Carroll's sublime nonsense and Sir John Tenniel's elegant engravings. Matte Cover 8.5x11' Can be used as a coloring book
Author: Theo Lorenz Publisher: Jessica Kingsley Publishers ISBN: 1787753441 Category : Self-Help Languages : en Pages : 176
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If you're transgender, non-binary, or any other gender under the wide and wonderful trans umbrella, this book is for you. A creative journal and workbook with a difference, this book combines coloring pages celebrating trans identity, beauty and relationships, with practical advice, journaling prompts and space for reflection to promote self-affirmation and wellbeing. Drawing on CBT and mindfulness techniques, the book covers topics including body positivity and neutrality, coming out, euphoria and dysphoria, building new friendships and navigating relationships with your friends and family, and is the go-to resource for anybody who has ever felt the pressure to conform to a singular definition or narrative. Theo Nicole Lorenz's heart-warming and empowering illustrations of trans people will provide reassurance that you are never alone, and are a reminder to always treat yourself kindly.
Author: Phil Velikan Publisher: Vig Publishing ISBN: 9780692390566 Category : Languages : en Pages : 42
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At long last, the stars are aligned and a tome of activities has arisen! Word games, mazes, puzzles and dot-to-dots punctuate dozens of coloring pages featuring horrors out of time that await your crayons! Keep the book complete for your monster reference, or cut it up to make dioramas and mobiles or puppets you can use to act out a play and keep your co-workers away. Hours of madness and mind games are found within these pages! All horror but no blood for younger cultists, unless of course they go wild with a red crayon... Human free, only pages of creatures from the depths of R'lyeh wait for you to open the portal to Cthulhu's Coloring Book and Necronomicon of Sunny Day Doings... if you dare.
Author: Olivia Alexander Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 376
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Spider She's mine. Not because she's in love with me, but because as the Sergeant At Arms for the Devil's Outlaws MC, I'm expected to handle her. I enjoy punishing her for her crime against the MC. I'm glad she did what she did. Because now I get to keep her. But she's not who she says she is. I'm going to get to the bottom of her little game and shut it down. Now I can't figure out if I need to kill her or protect her. I'll keep her alive...as long as she doesn't lie. Emma What did I do? One bad decision sent my world spiraling into hell. Straight into the arms of a monster. I had no choice. Now the question is which is better, The cult whose horrors I barely escaped, Or the nightmare my outlaw captor has trapped me in? I may hate where I am now, But I can't stop thinking about him. I loathe him with every fiber of my being, yet when he leaves, I crave his touch. I'm his captive, his prisoner. I'm playing a role, Planning my escape. As long as he doesn't see through my facade, I'll make it out alive. I'll make it out before he destroys me. ***DISCLAIMER: Cliffhanger ahead. Spider's story will conclude in book 2, EVIL'S PACT. The following two books will feature another couple. This is a Dark MC Romance containing triggering elements. Read at your own risk.
Author: Publisher: Sourcebooks ISBN: 9781492647201 Category : Coloring books Languages : en Pages : 0
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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way
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