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Author: Alec Baldwin Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 052552200X Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 258
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Political satire as deeper truth: Donald Trump’s presidential memoir, as recorded by two world-renowned Trump scholars, and experts on greatness generally "I have the best words, beautiful words, as everybody has been talking and talking about for a long time. Also? The best sentences and, what do you call them, paragraphs. My previous books were great and sold extremely, unbelievably well--even the ones by dishonest, disgusting so-called journalists. But those writers didn't understand Trump, because quite frankly they were major losers. People say if you want it done right you have to do it yourself, even when 'it' is a 'memoir.' So every word of this book was written by me, using a special advanced word processing system during the many, many nights I've been forced to stay alone in the White House--only me, just me, trust me, nobody helped. And it's all 100% true, so true--people are already saying it may be the truest book ever published. Enjoy." Until Donald Trump publishes the ultimate account of his entire four or eight or one-and-a-half years in the White House, the definitive chronicle will be You Can’t Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year As President. Trump was elected because he was the most frank presidential candidate in history, a man eager to tell the unvarnished truth about others’ flaws and tout his own amazing excellence. Now he levels his refreshingly compulsive, un-PC candor at his landslide election victory as well as his role as commander-in-chief and leader of the free world. There are intimate, powerful, mind-boggling revelations on every page. You are there with him during his private encounters with world leaders, a few of whom he does not insult. You are there at the genius Oval Office strategy sessions with his advisers. You are there in his White House bedroom as he crafts the pre-dawn Twitter pronouncements that rock the world. And, of course, you are there on the golf course as Trump attempts to manage the burdens of his office. President Trump explains each of the historic decisions that have already made America great again, and how he always triumphs over the fake news media. You'll learn what he really thinks of his cabinet members and top aides not related to him, of the First Lady and the First Daughter and the additional three or four Trump children. Included at no extra charge is a lavish and exclusive portfolio of spectacular, historic and intimate color photographs of President Trump in private – inside the White House, inside Mar-a-Lago, at Trump Tower, and more. You Can’t Spell America Without Me is presented by America’s foremost Trump scholar Kurt Andersen as well as America's foremost mediocre Trump impersonator, Alec Baldwin. You Can't Spell America Without Me is the perfect holiday gift!
Author: Alec Baldwin Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 052552200X Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 258
Book Description
Political satire as deeper truth: Donald Trump’s presidential memoir, as recorded by two world-renowned Trump scholars, and experts on greatness generally "I have the best words, beautiful words, as everybody has been talking and talking about for a long time. Also? The best sentences and, what do you call them, paragraphs. My previous books were great and sold extremely, unbelievably well--even the ones by dishonest, disgusting so-called journalists. But those writers didn't understand Trump, because quite frankly they were major losers. People say if you want it done right you have to do it yourself, even when 'it' is a 'memoir.' So every word of this book was written by me, using a special advanced word processing system during the many, many nights I've been forced to stay alone in the White House--only me, just me, trust me, nobody helped. And it's all 100% true, so true--people are already saying it may be the truest book ever published. Enjoy." Until Donald Trump publishes the ultimate account of his entire four or eight or one-and-a-half years in the White House, the definitive chronicle will be You Can’t Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year As President. Trump was elected because he was the most frank presidential candidate in history, a man eager to tell the unvarnished truth about others’ flaws and tout his own amazing excellence. Now he levels his refreshingly compulsive, un-PC candor at his landslide election victory as well as his role as commander-in-chief and leader of the free world. There are intimate, powerful, mind-boggling revelations on every page. You are there with him during his private encounters with world leaders, a few of whom he does not insult. You are there at the genius Oval Office strategy sessions with his advisers. You are there in his White House bedroom as he crafts the pre-dawn Twitter pronouncements that rock the world. And, of course, you are there on the golf course as Trump attempts to manage the burdens of his office. President Trump explains each of the historic decisions that have already made America great again, and how he always triumphs over the fake news media. You'll learn what he really thinks of his cabinet members and top aides not related to him, of the First Lady and the First Daughter and the additional three or four Trump children. Included at no extra charge is a lavish and exclusive portfolio of spectacular, historic and intimate color photographs of President Trump in private – inside the White House, inside Mar-a-Lago, at Trump Tower, and more. You Can’t Spell America Without Me is presented by America’s foremost Trump scholar Kurt Andersen as well as America's foremost mediocre Trump impersonator, Alec Baldwin. You Can't Spell America Without Me is the perfect holiday gift!
Author: Donald Robertson Publisher: Assouline Publishing ISBN: 1614286302 Category : Art Languages : en Pages : 6
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It is no coincidence that Donald Robertson, known as @drawbertson to his hundreds of thousands of followers on social media, has become the fashion world’s favorite art bomber of the Instagram era.
Author: Dr C Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781542470964 Category : Languages : en Pages : 40
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A FUN and POSITIVE spin on the real life story of our newest American President! An amazing story presented today in a special, colorful book for children and early readers! Your kids can learn about America's most dynamic politician and business leader in this fun biography book for kids! Learn important lessons, stories, and facts about Donald Trump! It's time for your child to learn about a famous person! Welcome to Biography Books for Kids! Read today! For Parents: This book series is designed to introduce and teach your young scholar about a famous person. Your child will find inspiration and learn important lessons from these this book. This book is appropriate for both reading to children and for self-guided reading by early elementary school students. Many of these works are intended for early readers and to read to children. They contain both simple words and sentence structure along with a variety of words to enhance vocabulary. Please read to your children! It will vastly improve their academic achievement and reading is the foundation for all learning. Thank you for your purchase! Dr. C
Author: John R. O’Donnell Publisher: Crossroad Press ISBN: Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 347
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ON TOP OF THE WORLD … IN A HOUSE OF CARDS The tabloids tracked his every move. The business magazines predicted his demise. And the public couldn't get enough. But the only people privy to Donald Trump's real story were the members of his inner circle—men such as Jack O'Donnell, a top executive at Atlantic City's Trump Plaza Casino until April, 1990. For three years O'Donnell witnessed the goings-on in the House of Trump that the people only guessed at. Now he reveals what he saw. Here's the inside story of Trump's legendary tirades, his convenient forgetfulness, and the infamous Donald Trump ego. O'Donnell tells how the Plaza staff catered to Trump's personal whims, and to those of his mistress—and how the man who built the largest gambling hall in the world knew little about running a casino. From the hypocrisy, bad deals, and the monumental debt to the untold tales of Marla and Ivana, Trumped! rips the mask off the mighty Trump facade—revealing a man whose castle is about to collapse.
Author: Ingersoll Lockwood Publisher: eBookIt.com ISBN: 145662881X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 189
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Originally published in 1893, Ingersoll Lockwood’s nearly-forgotten Baron Trump's Marvellous Underground Journey blends science fiction and fantasy in a story told by Little Baron Trump, an aristocratic boy who sets out from Castle Trump to discover the World Within a World that he read about in a fifteenth-century manuscript of the “celebrated thinker and philosopher,” the learned Spaniard, Don Fum. Join Baron Trump and his faithful dog and companion, Bulger, as they set off to Northern Russia in search of a portal to the subterranean. Along the 500 mile journey, you’ll meet an assortment of bizarre and fascinating creatures: a giant tortoise, an afflicted princess, a talking clock, Ant People and more. Will Little Baron Trump and Bulger make it back safely to Castle Trump? Join the adventure! This newly-released 2017 edition features: -- The complete text of Ingersoll Lockwood's Baron Trump's Marvellous Underground Journey --Charles Howard Johnson's charming original 19th-century illustrations --A brand new Foreword from the publisher commenting on the striking parallels between Lockwood's work and President Donald Trump, his son Barron Trump, and the incredible claim that President Trump may possess a time machine --Original, stimulating discussion questions for use in book clubs, or for personal enrichment.
Author: Gwenda Blair Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1416546545 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 320
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Presents a life of the New York real estate developer, discussing his turbulent business and personal life, his skills as a celebrity showman, and his recent role as the host of the reality TV show " The Apprentice."
Author: Andrew Shaffer Publisher: Crooked Lane Books ISBN: 1683310489 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 288
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Summer 2018: Two years into President Donald J. Trump’s first term in office, America has never been greater. The Even Greater Wall along the Mexican border is under construction, paid for by Mexico. Americans have more money in their pockets thanks to lower taxes and the president’s creative money-raising strategies. (Who else would have thought to pay for FEMA’s budget by suing the Catholic Church over property damage caused by acts of God?) And while Trump’s detractors may call him a tyrant, the American people love bullies when the victim is Congress: every time they impeach the president, his approval rating skyrockets. Ever conscious of his hugely important historical legacy, The Donald plucks disgraced tabloid reporter Jimmie Bernwood--the man responsible for publishing the infamous Ted Cruz sex tape--from the depths of anonymity to become his official biographer, giving him enviable access to the gold-plated White House and all of its secrets. When Trump's previous biographer turns up dead, Bernwood must do some real investigative reporting, get to the bottom of a long series of murders...and, if it's absolutely unavoidable, save the country. The Day of the Donald is a hilariously hair-raising look at the (possible) future of America.
Author: Media Lab Books Publisher: Media Lab Books ISBN: 9781948174053 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 0
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What if Donald Trump wrote a book about himself—and did it all by himself? It would probably look a little something like this. Exclusively using hundreds of verified quotes and tweets from the man who improbably became the 45th president of the United States, My Amazing Book About Tremendous Me sees Trump’s own words answering kid-friendly prompts such as, “My house is...” and “My five best ideas are...” Now, we finally have a medium where his bragging, rambling, outrageous and occasionally incoherent thoughts make sense. Sort of. Packed from page to page with clear evidence of ego-fueled, adolescent impulses gone wild, this scrapbook parody perfectly showcases exactly how off the rails our commander-in-chief really is.
Author: Ingersoll Lockwood Publisher: Colour the Classics Publishing Corp. ISBN: Category : Games & Activities Languages : en Pages : 45
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Step Back in Time with an Exclusive Illustrated Edition of 1900, or the Last President! 📚✨ Dear Book Lover's, Are you ready to embark on a captivating journey through history and imagination? We’re thrilled to introduce the Exclusive Illustrated Edition of Ingersoll Lockwood's groundbreaking work, 1900, or the Last President - a book that’s more relevant now than ever! 📚 Dive into the mysterious world of Ingersoll Lockwood's 1900, or the Last President - a gripping tale that will keep you on the edge of your seat! 🕵️♂️ Unravel the secrets of this enigmatic novel and prepare to be captivated by its twists and turns. 📖 Join the adventure today and experience the thrill of a literary masterpiece like never before! Why You Can't Miss This Edition! 📖 Ingersoll Lockwood’s visionary tale foresaw a future filled with political intrigue and societal change. This beautifully illustrated edition not only captures the essence of Lockwood’s narrative but also brings it to life with stunning artwork that will captivate readers of all ages! What’s Inside? 🎨 ▪️ Gorgeous Illustrations: Each chapter features exquisite illustrations that enhance the storytelling experience, making it a perfect addition to your bookshelf or a thoughtful gift for a fellow book lover! ▪️ Historical Context: Dive deep into the late 19th century and explore how Lockwood’s predictions resonate with today’s world. ▪️ Limited Edition Collectible: This exclusive edition is only available through us - don’t miss your chance to own a piece of literary history! Don’t let this moment slip away - experience the power of Lockwood’s words and illustrations today. Happy Reading, Colour the Classics Exclusive Illustrated Political Thriller Thriller Novel Bestselling Author Political Fiction Book Lovers Literary Thriller Dystopian Fiction Alternative History Conspiracy Theory Historical Fiction Reading Community Must Read Literature Addict Fiction Readers Book Recommendation
Author: Conrad Black Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1621577880 Category : Political Science Languages : en Pages : 180
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Conrad Black, bestselling author of Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Champion of Freedom and Richard M. Nixon: A Life in Full, turns his attention to his "friend" President Donald J. Trump and provides the most intriguing and significant analysis yet of Trump's political rise. Ambitious in intellectual scope, contrarian in many of its opinions, and admirably concise, this is surely set to be one of the most provocative political books you are likely to read this year.
Author: Alec Baldwin
Author: Alec Baldwin
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