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Author: Arthur Graham Publisher: ISBN: 9780615773179 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 170
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Rooster Republic's flagship anthology series. Featuring "The Lycanthropic Air Conditioning Folly" by Jon Konrath, "From God's Ass to Your Mouth" by D.F. Noble, and "Vasectomy" by D. Harlan Wilson. The cock shall rise again!
Author: Arthur Graham Publisher: ISBN: 9780615773179 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 170
Book Description
Rooster Republic's flagship anthology series. Featuring "The Lycanthropic Air Conditioning Folly" by Jon Konrath, "From God's Ass to Your Mouth" by D.F. Noble, and "Vasectomy" by D. Harlan Wilson. The cock shall rise again!
Author: O. Henry Publisher: Strelbytskyy Multimedia Publishing ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 117
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Satire, Humor and Irony in some cases have been regarded as the most effective source to understand a society, the oldest form of social study. Contents: The Cop and the Anthem by O. Henry The Ransom of Red Chief by O. Henry What Stumped the Blue Jays by Mark Twain The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County by Mark Twain The Toys of Peace by Saki (H. H. Munro) The Artful Hussar by Johann Peter Hebel From The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen by Rudolf Erich Raspe The Golden Honeymoon by Ring Lardner When I Was a Witch by Charlotte Perkins Gilman Micromegas: A Philosophical History by Voltaire
Author: Arthur Graham Publisher: ISBN: 9780615635477 Category : Languages : en Pages : 154
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Tall Tales with Short Cocks is a collection of the weird and weirder, each story guaranteed to inflate your inner chode to the limits of its (albeit limited) imagination. It's got zombies, it's got clockworks, it's got rabies-infected assholes ready to bite off your pecker should it get too close! Bizarro Press: It's not Horror, it's not SciFi, and best of all, it's 100% YA paranormal romance FREE!!! Brothas and sistas, this ain't yo grandma's anthology!"
Author: James L. Steele Publisher: ISBN: 9781732282407 Category : Languages : en Pages : 370
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Their planet was ripped apart from under their feet. When Deka and Kylac wake up, they discover Archeons are dead, and the portals have closed without warning, leaving hundreds of planets without links to other worlds.Rel's destruction touched every planet in the contacted universe. Without the portals, entire civilizations hang in the balance, and Deka and Kylac are the only two who can make spacetime spheres. The raptor and the fox travel from world to world, repairing the damage the disaster caused, preventing civilization from collapsing. Floating islands drifting through the toxic atmosphere of a gas giant-offworlders are stranded there, just barely clinging to life. A planet of raised platforms made of growing rock that elevate the people above the flammable algae on the surface-everything is falling apart, and where are the people? A world of giant insects-researchers have gone missing, and they have been injected with mind-altering venom. A planet of salamanders and birdlike reptiles who relied on portals for food-facing starvation, the reptiles revert to hunting the salamanders.What could have destroyed an entire planet?What could have reached across the light years to kill so many Archeons at the same time?Did anyone else survive?
Author: Mark Twain Publisher: Courage Books ISBN: 9781561383238 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 324
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Presents more than twenty short stories by nineteenth-century American author Mark Twain--including "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County" and "How to Tell a Story"--And an essay on the author by Charles Neider.
Author: Julia L. Mickenberg Publisher: NYU Press ISBN: 0814757200 Category : History Languages : en Pages : 309
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A rarely discussed aspect of children's literature--the politics behind a book's creation--has been thoroughly explored in this intelligent, enlightening, and fascinating account.
Author: G. Brown Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781539685074 Category : Languages : en Pages : 240
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In the fifth installment of Rooster Republic's flagship anthology series, we have some really tremendous fiction. It's great. You can't beat fiction like this. A lot of kids come up to me and they tell me how great they think this fiction is. I believe them. Believe me, it's a great collection with some fantastic authors giving us their best work. I believe me. Why don't you? You too good for all this fun, freaky, and far-out fiction? Maybe go read a book about bird watching, you voyeuristic pervert. This anthology is for connoisseurs who are sick of watching birds. They want to look at words-not at our fine feathered friends. Though, if I'm being honest, I've never met a bird I would call my friend. Sure, those doves helped me move. BUT I GAVE THEM BIRDSEED. Real friends don't demand food from you. They just help you move, wish you luck, and then leave forever until you need them again. The stories in this anthology will be great friends. You can read them, put them back on the shelf, and pull them out whenever you feel like it. Or if you don't feel like it, they aren't going to call you up and be all like, "Hey, wanna get something to eat at that new taco cart I saw on the corner of Johnson and Johnson?" That would be the end of American fiction, I can tell you. Not that all the authors in this collection are Americans. Some are UKish, and some, I assume, are also good people. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Chickens Are Birds. Rooster Republic 2016!!!!!
Author: A. L. Shelton Publisher: Abela Publishing Ltd ISBN: 1907256288 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 194
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It is found among the old, old histories of the Tibetans that a female demon living among the mountains in Northern India mated with a monkey from the forests of Tibet, and from this union sprang the Tibetan race of people. The greater part of their literature is of a sacred nature, telling of their creation, of the formation of the world, of Buddha and his miraculous birth and death, of his reincarnations and the revisions of his teachings. A kind of almanac, a little astronomy, plans for casting a horoscope, and many books filled with religious teachings and superstitions, including the worship of devils and demons, are about all that can be found. The 49 little stories in this book are told as the people sit around their boiling tea made over a three stone camp-fire. They are handed down from father to son, from mother to daughter, and though often filled with their superstitious beliefs, through them all run a vein of humor and the teachings of a moral truth which is quite unexpected. These tales were gathered by Dr. A. L. Shelton on his trips among the Tibetans, around their camp-fires at night, and in their black tents high up in the mountains. Every country has its folk-lore tales that have always been a joy and pleasure to the children, not only of their own land, but of other lands as well. May these stories add a little to this pleasure and enjoyment everywhere, in whatsoever tongue they may be translated or in whatever land they may be read. Flora Beal Shelton 1925
Author: Christine Perkins-Hazuka Publisher: Karen and Michael Braziller Bo ISBN: 9780892553716 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 0
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Presents a collection of short stories about significant moments which marked a turning point in the lives of young protagonists by such authors as Anne Mazer, Alan Stewart Carl, Dave Eggers, and Peter Bacho.
Author: Elizabeth Goudge Publisher: Lion Fiction ISBN: 1782643109 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 190
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'The Little White Horse was my favourite childhood book. I absolutely adored it. It had a cracking plot. It was scary and romantic in parts and had a feisty heroine.' - JK Rowling - The Bookseller In 1842, thirteen-year-old orphan Maria Merryweather travels to her family's ancestral home, Moonacre Manor, to live with her uncle Sir Benjamin. She immediately feels right at home with her kind and funny uncle and meets a wonderful set of new friends â but she quickly learns that beneath all this beauty and comfort, a past feud haunts Moonacre Manor and itâs her destiny to right the wrongs of her ancestors and restore the peace to Moonacre Valley. A beautifully written fantasy story filled with magic, a Moon Princess, and a mysterious white horse. Little White Horse and the delightful heroine, Maria Merryweather, are sure to be loved by all children.
Author: Arthur Graham
Author: Arthur Graham
Author: O. Henry
Author: Arthur Graham
Author: James L. Steele
Author: Mark Twain
Author: Julia L. Mickenberg
Author: G. Brown
Author: A. L. Shelton
Author: Christine Perkins-Hazuka
Author: Elizabeth Goudge