Author: Colin Baillargeon Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1387077368 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 276
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The story takes off as most stories do. I met a girl. She was gorgeous, smart and funny. I didn't think I deserved her. I did what any rational guy would do when put in that situation. I turned to a life of crime. How bad can selling drugs be? It was only pot, which is hardly considered a drug anymore. To some people, its the curer of all things evil, like cancer and taxes. I just wanted some extra cash. If you have ever caught yourself thinking the same way, you should definitely hear my story. Things obviously go sideways. I was an idiot.
Author: Zhi Bai Publisher: Funstory ISBN: 1648465390 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 1200
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A pirate eunuch had made a name for himself among the seventy-two concubines of the Three Palaces, Six Academies, and Six Academies ... This eunuch was not a human, he was first the Palace Maid's bed, then the concubine's bed, no matter what, he had to give his life to the future! The emperor being teased was just a side dish, he had the ability to clean up everything in the world. Behind them were the evil merchant Lv Buwei, the Young Villa Master of Duanren Villa, and the three of them formed a despicable trio, looking down on all the heroes of the realm! He wasn't satisfied with cleaning up the Central Plains, and he even had the ambition to set foot in a foreign land ...
Author: Princess Jones Publisher: BlackBelle Books ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 175
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The Comics Only Get It Half Right Audrey Hart is an average young Brooklynite. She has a job she hates, a crappy basement apartment, and 45 cents left on her MetroCard. And she has a secret: She’s a superhero. Not only do Supers fight crime, they have alter egos who have to keep jobs, fold laundry, and pay taxes. Between wardrobe malfunctions, performance reviews, and passive aggressive family dinners, Audrey can’t keep up with either of her lives. But now Audrey has even bigger problems. Her dead-end job at The Brooklyn Paper Company is in jeopardy. If she doesn’t impress her new boss, she’ll lose her job. Meanwhile, crime is up in her district. And her mother won’t stop asking her when she’s going to do something with her life. Can Audrey find a way to save the day and save herself at the same time? Super is the first novel in a series about an unconventional superhero trying to live an ordinary life. For more information, visit www.princessjones.com/super.
Author: Chuck Hogan Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 0743270517 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 381
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From the author of The Strain comes a tense, psychologically gripping, Hammet award-winning thriller. Four masked men—thieves, rivals, and friends from the tough streets of Charlestown—take on a Boston bank at gunpoint. Holding bank manager Claire Keesey hostage and cleaning out the vault were simple. But career criminal Doug MacRay didn't plan on one thing: falling hard for Claire. When he tracks her down without his mask and gun, their mutual attraction is undeniable. With a tenacious FBI agent following his every move, he imagines a life away from his gritty, dangerous work—a life centered around Claire. But before that can happen, Doug and his crew learn that there may be a way to rob Boston's venerable baseball stadium, Fenway Park. Risky yet utterly irresistible, it would be the perfect heist to end his criminal career and begin a new life. But, as it turns out, pursuing Claire may be the most dangerous act of all. Racing to an explosive climax, Prince of Thieves is a brash tale of robbery in all its forms—and an unforgettable odyssey of crime, love, ambition, and dreams.
Author: J. P. Wolfe Publisher: Archway Publishing ISBN: 1480866555 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 239
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For almost four hundred years, a story has been told in the Rodriguez family about a lost heirloom known as Llave de Oro. When two young men find a silver medallion while scuba diving in the Caribbean, the legend appears more fact than fiction. The bizarre disappearance of these two young men leads their parents to contact Phuk and Shanks. Gill Phuk and Hattie Shanks left the Punta Gorda police force to start their own private investigating business in Los Angeles, but the local police sergeant has no tolerance for their interference. A spot of good luck with the media presents Phuk and Shanks a foothold as they are embraced by the city in a very public way. When the case of the missing divers takes a turn, the investigators find themselves in Venezuela searching for the famed heirloom. Theyre soon caught up in a deadly game of cat and mouse as the Rodriguez family plots to seize the priceless medallion and eliminate anyone who gets in the way. Unfortunately for themand despite a whirlwind clash of gunfire and grenade attacksPhuk and Shanks never give up on a case.
Author: Adam Mansbach Publisher: Akashic Books ISBN: 1453271023 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 18
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The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Author: Emma Richler Publisher: Anchor ISBN: 1101946539 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 444
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A nimble, extraordinarily moving novel about a sister and adopted brother with a one-of-a-kind connection Zachariah and Rachel Wolff are brother and sister. Well, not exactly. They are star-crossed lovers. Well, not exactly. Rachel is the cherished daughter born to a Russian family living in London, and Zachariah is her parents' adopted son, who arrived from the orphanage with one sweater, a head of rambunctious curls, and a dexterous set of fists, or fives, as he likes to call them. As children, they were as close as two people could be. But when they crossed this forbidden line, there was no going back. Now, as an adult, coping with Zach's estrangement from their formidable father, Rachel is determined to invent a family history for her beloved. And so the novel cartwheels through Zach's imagined ancestry--from a tavern-educated boxer in Dickensian times to a Hussar at the Battle of Borodino during the Napoleonic Wars. All the while, Zach and Rachel's troubles in the present are building to a new point of no return. Filled with art and science, fairy tales and folk songs, tsars and foundlings, epic battles in the prize ring and on the Eastern Front, Be My Wolff is a novel of astonishing range and imagination: a love story, an exuberant adventure through time and place, a tale of our most unbreakable bonds.
Author: Matthew Walker Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1501144316 Category : Health & Fitness Languages : en Pages : 368
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"Sleep is one of the most important but least understood aspects of our life, wellness, and longevity ... An explosion of scientific discoveries in the last twenty years has shed new light on this fundamental aspect of our lives. Now ... neuroscientist and sleep expert Matthew Walker gives us a new understanding of the vital importance of sleep and dreaming"--Amazon.com.
Author: Andrea Samayoa Publisher: Fair Winds Press ISBN: 076039265X Category : Body, Mind & Spirit Languages : en Pages : 162
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Discover how to do witchcraft the lazy way with this self-care-promoting book of super-easy spells and rituals for days when you’re feeling stressed, burned out, or just generally sh*tty. Traditional witchcraft is a lot of work and some days you just need to do things the lazy way. After all, everyone gets tired sometimes. Some of us get tired a lot. In Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy Sh*tty Days, Andrea Samayoa from the popular TikTok handle MoonStreetKits, is going to show you how to do witchcraft even when you’re really, really tired. Or sick. Or burnt out. Or just had a really crappy day. Andrea’s approach to witchcraft is rooted in making things as easy as possible, so you can continue to do magic even when you don’t have a lot of spoons to give. The book is divided into six chapters, each of which focuses on a different kind of magic, including: Self-Care: Rituals, spell jars, and enchantments to help you go from feeling blah to feeling like the radiant magical being you are. Focus + Energy: Teas, shaker jars, oils, and mini rituals that give you energy instead of taking it out of you. Protection + Warding: Everything from basic protections during spell-casting to full-on warding from a**hole energy vampires. Manifestation: Literally the easiest manifestation work you will ever do. And more! Each spell or ritual is rated according to the number of “spoons” it takes to perform, and yes, that does include zero-spoon options (for the REAL bad days). The book will also feature Andrea’s best witch tips for divination, bulk recipes, herbs, ingredient/item substitutions, and more. Fun, irreverent, and gorgeously illustrated, Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy, Sh*tty Days is the easiest witchcraft book you will ever buy. It’s perfect for beginners, young practitioners, or any witch who’s ever struggled to find the magic inside themselves on a really bad day.
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