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Author: Chris Brentz Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 114
Book Description
SUMMER is here again. It's time to have a Summer Joke Party. Are you tired of old, recycled jokes that you have heard so many times, until you want to scream? Well, here are lots of fresh, brand-new jokes that will make you laugh and laugh this summer. This book is dedicated to all the kids of this world. You are highly appreciated. This book can be used for homeschooling kids, learning new vocabulary, mastering short comprehension passages as well as family entertainment activity, family reunions and bonding. BONUS JOKES Q: Why do computers look so thin? A: Because they eat only micro-chips. Q: Why did the Lettuce win the race? A: Because the tomato couldn't Ketchup. Q: How do you make a blind carpenter see again? A: You give him his hammer and a saw. THIS BOOK WILL: teach kids how to read fluently; help them relax and be stress-free; reduce the time that kids spend in front of the television screen; help them crack jokes easily; boost their self-confidence in public speaking; and promote their emotional intelligence. SPOIL your kids this summer. Buy this book.
Author: Chris Brentz Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 114
Book Description
SUMMER is here again. It's time to have a Summer Joke Party. Are you tired of old, recycled jokes that you have heard so many times, until you want to scream? Well, here are lots of fresh, brand-new jokes that will make you laugh and laugh this summer. This book is dedicated to all the kids of this world. You are highly appreciated. This book can be used for homeschooling kids, learning new vocabulary, mastering short comprehension passages as well as family entertainment activity, family reunions and bonding. BONUS JOKES Q: Why do computers look so thin? A: Because they eat only micro-chips. Q: Why did the Lettuce win the race? A: Because the tomato couldn't Ketchup. Q: How do you make a blind carpenter see again? A: You give him his hammer and a saw. THIS BOOK WILL: teach kids how to read fluently; help them relax and be stress-free; reduce the time that kids spend in front of the television screen; help them crack jokes easily; boost their self-confidence in public speaking; and promote their emotional intelligence. SPOIL your kids this summer. Buy this book.
Author: Janet Leo Publisher: ISBN: 9781687566645 Category : Languages : en Pages : 108
Book Description
DESCRIPTION What do you do to uplift the mood of your kids when they are not feeling too happy? Well, this book will serve as a FAMILY ACTIVITY book to drive away boredom and enhance FAMILY BONDING. THE BENEFITS OF THIS BOOK. BONUS GIFTS Q: How did the police find the zebra who stole the American flag? A: He was covered in stripes. Q: What did the Clown pack for his summer vacation? A: Tomato paste and a toothbrush. Q: Did you hear about the NFL player named Mike Coldie? A: He never hit a home run because everyone kept catching him. Q: Why did the clown eat up his air conditioner in the first week of summer? A: Someone told him that it had a cooling mechanism. Q: Why is the mirror such a terrible poker player? A: Everyone sees his cards. THIS BOOK WILL: help your kids learn the importance of relaxation; help them crack jokes easily; boost their self-confidence in public; enhance their sense of humour; and promote their emotional intelligence. BUY this book. Your kids will THANK you.
Author: Sky Pony Press Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 151074326X Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 86
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A hilarious collection of 350 unique jokes for school-free summertime fun, complete with hysterical illustrations and a laugh noise button! Q: During the summer, when do you go at red and stop at green? A: When you’re eating a slice of watermelon! Q: What did the beach say to the people who came back for the summer? A: Long time no sea! Belly Laugh Hilarious School’s Out Summer Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious summertime fun! From snappy one-liners to uproarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days, and hanging out with friends, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is ideal for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a laughing-sound button for added entertainment!
Author: G. Nyla Phillips Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781095412862 Category : Languages : en Pages : 40
Book Description
This little illustrated book of Summer jokes has been carefully created with young children in mind. These jokes are clean, without bias, kind, and hilariously funny! Kids love jokes and they'll love having these silly jokes to share at summertime! The answers are not on the same page as the questions. The questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. If you need jokes for kids, look no further! This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. Q: Why don't oysters share their pearls? A: They are shellfish! Look inside to see more jokes! About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create resources for teachers. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author.
Author: Amy Blakz Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 112
Book Description
SUMMER is here again. It's time to have a Summer Joke Party. Are you tired of old, recycled jokes that you have heard so many times, until you want to scream? Well, here are lots of fresh, brand-new jokes that will make you laugh and laugh this summer. This book is dedicated to all the kids of this world. You are highly appreciated. This book can be used for homeschooling kids, learning new vocabulary, mastering short comprehension passages as well as family entertainment activity, family reunions and bonding. BONUS JOKES Q: Why is a football stadium always cool in summer? A: Because there are lots of fans. Q: Why can't the mirror play poker? A: Because everyone sees his cards. Q: Why was the teenage Witch so popular in High School? A: Because everybody thought she was so fly. THIS BOOK WILL: teach kids how to read fluently; help them relax and be stress-free; reduce the time that kids spend in front of the television screen; help them crack jokes easily; boost their self-confidence in public speaking; and promote their emotional intelligence. BUY the book. Your kids will LOVE you.
Author: Bonny Lakze Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 112
Book Description
SUMMER is here again with the usual excitement. This book offers lots of brand-new jokes that you have never heard before. Imagine the joy on the faces of your family and friends as you thrill them with these fantastic jokes fresh from the mint. This book is dedicated to all the kids of this world. You are highly appreciated. Jokes can be used to help kids learn new vocabulary, master short comprehension passages as well as develop a fine sense of humour. Useful for family entertainment activity, family reunions and bonding. BONUS JOKES Q: Why do computers look so thin? A: Because they eat only micro-chips. Q: Why did the Lettuce win the race? A: Because the tomato couldn't Ketchup. Q: How do you make a blind carpenter see again? A: You give him his hammer and a saw. THIS BOOK WILL: teach kids how to read fluently; help them relax and be stress-free; reduce the time that kids spend in front of the television screen; help them crack jokes easily; boost their self-confidence in public speaking; and promote their emotional intelligence. Don't miss the fun this summer. Buy this book.
Author: Reader's Digest Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1621454398 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 128
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Where does a king keep his armies?... ...In his sleevies! Do you have a budding comedian on your hands? Loaded with Knock Knock jokes, riddles, one-liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids will give them hours of new material that will keep kids ages 6-12 rolling in laughter. Knock Knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and puns guaranteed to make your kids (and you) laugh out loud. Also includes illustrations and cartoons for extra giggles. Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Boo hoo! ...Boo hoo who? Aww, don't cry--it's just a joke! Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Olive. ...Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it! What do you call an old snowman? ...Water! Which dinosaur knew the most words? ...The thesaurus! What do you call a fish with no eyes? ...fsh! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones! Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed! Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
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