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Author: Robert Hendrickson Publisher: Checkmark Books ISBN: 9780816021109 Category : Language Arts & Disciplines Languages : en Pages : 251
Book Description
Defines southern expressions, from "Adam's housecat" and "all vine and no taters" to "working without a full set of lights" and "you-all"
Author: Robert Hendrickson Publisher: Checkmark Books ISBN: 9780816021109 Category : Language Arts & Disciplines Languages : en Pages : 251
Book Description
Defines southern expressions, from "Adam's housecat" and "all vine and no taters" to "working without a full set of lights" and "you-all"
Author: Tim Heaton Publisher: CreateSpace ISBN: 9781507705872 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 206
Book Description
This treasury of Southern sayings contains almost 2,000 expressions from over 400 contributors. Each is categorized to make it easy to find the perfect, and often hilarious, saying for any situation. GREETINGS: I ain't seen you in a minute! YES: Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.NO: I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth.ON THE FAIR SEX: Everything she's got is right on the showroom floor.INSULTS: If brains were leather, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a June bug.GOOD ADVICE: A new broom sweeps clean, but an old one knows where the dirt is.FAIR WARNING: Don't let your bulldog mouth overload your hummingbird ass. MOMMA SAID: I brought you into this world - I'll take you out.GOODBYE: Don't let the door hit ya' where the good Lord split ya'.WHAT THE READERS SAY ABOUT THE BOOK* "This book, although a bit bawdy at times, is entertaining no matter your heritage."* "The book is a light, comical and easy read exposing the true southern sayings we all remember our folks using here in the south."* "There are sayings for every life situation, sayings I grew up hearing, and ones that I'd never heard. Regardless, this book made me laugh out loud." * "If you pick it up you will not put it down! Three sayings in I yelled to my wife; "You gotta hear this one... " then, "Remember this one?..." * My favorites were, you smell like you want to be left alone, her hair looked like it caught on fire and was put out with a brick. Some laugh out loud sayings." * "One of the most truly funny and entertaining books. It's a coffee table keeper." * "Great southern sayings, never heard some & others that I had brought back wonderful memories."* "Loved it! Just what I was looking for. Lots of expressions that I had forgotten." * "Great sayings of the south. Brought back memories of childhood." * "If you are from the South or a transplant to the North-you will laugh and love this book."
Author: Steve Mitchell Publisher: Bantam ISBN: 0307567737 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 66
Book Description
This tongue-in-cheek dictionary of Southern words and phrases offers a hilarious spoof of the Southern accent. This book is dedicated to all Yankees* in the hope that it will teach them how to talk right. *Yankee: Anyone who is not from Kentucky, Virginia, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, and possibly Oklahoma and West-by-God-Virginia. A Yankee may become an honorary Southerner, but a Southerner cannot become a Yankee, assuming any Southerner wanted to.
Author: Rebekah Moredock Publisher: Worthy Kids/Ideals ISBN: 9781546000617 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 20
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Sweeter than sweet tea and cuter than a June bug, this little board book will get y'all's young ones acquainted with the uniquely charming language of the South. Whether you're a native speaker or just a lover of good ole Southern sayings, if you're looking to teach your little one some basic Southern-isms, Southern Baby is the book for you. This simple board book gives an overview of basic Southern words and phrases, including classics like Bless Your Heart and Y'all. With playful illustrations and a good dose of Southern sass, this book would make a delightful gift for expectant parents and little ones. Trust us--it's fixin' to be your family's new favorite book.
Author: Julia Fowler Publisher: Gibbs Smith ISBN: 1423648978 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 189
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The creator of YouTube’s Southern Women Channel shares humorous, lighthearted essays on Southern life. Talk Southern To Me is a love letter to the South, y’all. Essays ’bout charm, beauty and style, chewin’ the fat, love, parenting, and more―full of yes ma’ams and no sirs, casseroles and cheese balls, taffeta and pom-poms…plus more Southern phrases than you can shake a stick at. If you’re not from the South—bless your heart—pay attention cause there’s a ton of wisdom to be found in these heartfelt, humorous ways. Southerners speak their own unique version of the English language, and you’ll come to understand it in these pages. It’s a linguistic art. And it’s gooder than grits, y’all. “I really love…Talk Southern to Me. I know you’ll love it too. It’s fun, informative, and oh-so-Southern.”—Dolly Parton “[Julia Fowler’s] humor and intelligence shine through everything she does, including the pages of this most entertaining book.”—Patricia Altschul, author of The Art of Southern Charm “A hilarious, wise, and winning explanation of the heart and soul of the South written by one of its most beloved—and loveable—daughters.”—Celia Rivenbark, columnist and New York Times–bestselling author of You Don’t Sweat Much for a Fat Girl “Lord have mercy on my soul, did Julia Fowler hit the nail on the head with her hysterical new book. My Mama suddenly came back to life, shaking her finger in my face and reminding me of all that is Southern.”—Del Shores, writer and director of Sordid Lives
Author: Avaeh Kristopher Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781978014107 Category : Languages : en Pages : 80
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Hey, y'all! (Yes that's really a real word). Feel the need for a little time for yourself? Are you from the south or have a friend that is? Then here you go, you're welcome, LOL: ) Have fun coloring! Well Bless Your Heart (And Other Southern Sayings) Adult Coloring Book includes a wide range of truly original, completely hand-designed images of nothing but hilarious, snarky and some truly confusing sayings often heard mentioned by those lovable southern neighbors of ours. Well Bless Your Heart is a unique adult coloring book for ladies and gents including 39 one-sided coloring pages of cool designs to match your moods for the day. This collection of hilarious, confusing and sassy sayings is bound to make you laugh at least once or twice as you color each page! Then you can share them with your family and friends once you're all done and let them know how you're really feeling LOL: ) There are some pretty challenging designs in there - or if you're just looking to relax for a few minutes, we have included several designs that are much easier to color in too - plus we have lots of designs that fall somewhere right in between. Your choice! With Christmas, birthdays and all the other holidays coming up this adult coloring book could be the perfect gift for all the "southerners" (or "wannabes") in your life. All the pages are one-sided to help keep your designs from bleeding through to the next one if you use paint, markers or any other kinds of wet coloring tools. But if you choose to use coloring pencils, crayons and the like your new masterpiece should be just fine as is. So get your copy now and start relieving your anxiety, reducing your stress level and calming your thoughts - not to mention giggling wildly as you entertain your creative side. These funny sayings just might be what you need to color in to help you relax and have some fun at the same time too! Enjoy
Author: J. Hannah Lloyd Publisher: CreateSpace ISBN: 9781490903620 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 90
Book Description
Ordinary Sayings and Southern Cliche is based on unique dialect and normal sayings by Southerners. To us the words are ordinary. To others they're unusual, funny, outrageous, odd, or just downright hilarious. Wash your dirty carcass, loose lips sink ships, toot your own horn, stinkin' thinkin' and don't get your panties in a wad are just a few of the phrases and unusual sayings you'll find once the book is opened. Southern expressions, when applied, can be an amusing highway of words. But remember. You'll never know where the road's gonna wind up 'til you get to the very end. And use caution. You may recognize yourself while reading. ORDINARY SAYINGS and SOUTHERN CLICHE is unique, matchless, and priceless-a fun form of entertainment."
Author: Steve Mitchell Publisher: Bantam ISBN: 0307567737 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 66
Book Description
This tongue-in-cheek dictionary of Southern words and phrases offers a hilarious spoof of the Southern accent. This book is dedicated to all Yankees* in the hope that it will teach them how to talk right. *Yankee: Anyone who is not from Kentucky, Virginia, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, and possibly Oklahoma and West-by-God-Virginia. A Yankee may become an honorary Southerner, but a Southerner cannot become a Yankee, assuming any Southerner wanted to.
Author: Robert Hendrickson
Author: Robert Hendrickson
Author: Tim Heaton
Author: Steve Mitchell
Author: Rebekah Moredock
Author: Julia Fowler
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