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Author: Publisher: Constable ISBN: 9781841197128 Category : Wit and humor Languages : en Pages : 0
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This collection of over 2500 hilariously funny and wickedly naughty jokes contains the most brainless, ridiculous, nutty and wacky wisecracks ever invented. From addled animals to witless wizards, there are lots of brand new jokes, pathetic puns and raving riddles.
Author: Publisher: Constable ISBN: 9781841197128 Category : Wit and humor Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
This collection of over 2500 hilariously funny and wickedly naughty jokes contains the most brainless, ridiculous, nutty and wacky wisecracks ever invented. From addled animals to witless wizards, there are lots of brand new jokes, pathetic puns and raving riddles.
Author: Mark Haddon Publisher: Anchor Canada ISBN: 0307371565 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 182
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A bestselling modern classic—both poignant and funny—narrated by a fifteen year old autistic savant obsessed with Sherlock Holmes, this dazzling novel weaves together an old-fashioned mystery, a contemporary coming-of-age story, and a fascinating excursion into a mind incapable of processing emotions. Christopher John Francis Boone knows all the countries of the world and their capitals and every prime number up to 7,057. Although gifted with a superbly logical brain, Christopher is autistic. Everyday interactions and admonishments have little meaning for him. At fifteen, Christopher’s carefully constructed world falls apart when he finds his neighbour’s dog Wellington impaled on a garden fork, and he is initially blamed for the killing. Christopher decides that he will track down the real killer, and turns to his favourite fictional character, the impeccably logical Sherlock Holmes, for inspiration. But the investigation leads him down some unexpected paths and ultimately brings him face to face with the dissolution of his parents’ marriage. As Christopher tries to deal with the crisis within his own family, the narrative draws readers into the workings of Christopher’s mind. And herein lies the key to the brilliance of Mark Haddon’s choice of narrator: The most wrenching of emotional moments are chronicled by a boy who cannot fathom emotions. The effect is dazzling, making for one of the freshest debut in years: a comedy, a tearjerker, a mystery story, a novel of exceptional literary merit that is great fun to read.
Author: Justin Fletcher Publisher: Faber & Faber ISBN: 0571280439 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 98
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What do whales eat? Fish and ships. What did the sea say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved. Join children's favourite TV star Justin Fletcher for the most giggle-tastic jokes ever. They're fun for all the family! Warning! This book will make you laugh out loud! Justin Fletcher has won two Best Children's Television Presenter BAFTAs, in 2008 and 2010, and was awarded an MBE for his services to Children's television and the charity sector.
Author: Cooper The Pooper Publisher: Books by Cooper ISBN: 9781953884008 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 114
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What's laughter-inducing, belly-aching, crazy fun? The perfect kids' present, that's what!How do people fit in the TV? Why can't I see my eyes? How old was I when I was three?Kids ask the funniest questions, and they ask them a lot! It's a precious time when their curiosity is growing, their minds are absorbing everything and their energy is at an all-time high.As a result, parents hear a lot of crazy quips, random facts, and some of the most absurd questions you'll ever hear. As much as we love our kids, we all need some help at times.Some questions are easy to answer, some more difficult, but when you're being bombarded nonstop every day, you might find yourself drawing a blank on even the most wholesome questions.Want to find a way to distract your kid while indulging their curious mind and encouraging their sense of humor?Jokes are not only funny, exciting, and lively, they're also a great way to develop your child's growing mind. They enhance language skills, increase vocabulary, and strengthen social connections.Plus, they're a total hoot to boot!With this selection of hilarious jokes, your child will get all these benefits? and a cackling great time.
Author: Mat Waugh Publisher: ISBN: 9781999914738 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 104
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A bumper collection of funny jokes and tongue twisters for 7 year olds. Easy-to-read with lots of pictures, this is the perfect gift to share or for independent readers. Ideal for budding comedians!
Author: National Geographic Kids Publisher: National Geographic Books ISBN: 1426309309 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 212
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Packed with the silly jokes that kids love--including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes and more--a fun-filled book will keep readers laughing page after page.
Author: Andy Seed Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing ISBN: 1408866854 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 82
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Do you know what 'park your jam on the frog' means? Fancy some ognib? What rhymes with 'circus'? ...plus many more amazing things you never knew about words. Have hours of fun wixing up your murds with this hilarious book, packed full of rhymes, puns, games, jokes, gibberish and more.
Author: Charles Portis Publisher: Abrams ISBN: 1590206584 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 174
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“[Charles Portis] understood, and conveyed, the grain of America, in ways that may prove valuable in future to historians trying to understand what was decent about us as a nation.” --Donna Tartt, New York Times Book Review Ray Midge is waiting for his credit card bill to arrive. His wife, Norma, has run off with her ex-husband, taking Ray's cards, shotgun and car. But from the receipts, Ray can track where they've gone. He takes off after them, as does an irritatingly tenacious bail bondsman, both following the romantic couple's spending as far as Mexico. There Ray meets Dr Reo Symes, the seemingly down-on-his-luck and rather eccentric owner of a beaten up and broken down bus, who needs a ride to Belize. The further they drive, in a car held together by coat-hangers and excesses of oil, the wilder their journey gets. But they're not going to give up easily.
Author: Michael Crichton Publisher: Vintage ISBN: 0307816486 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 386
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From the author of Jurassic Park, Timeline, and Congo comes a psychological thriller about a group of scientists who investigate a spaceship discovered on the ocean floor. In the middle of the South Pacific, a thousand feet below the surface, a huge vessel is unearthed. Rushed to the scene is a team of American scientists who descend together into the depths to investigate the astonishing discovery. What they find defies their imaginations and mocks their attempts at logical explanation. It is a spaceship, but apparently it is undamaged by its fall from the sky. And, most startling, it appears to be at least three hundred years old, containing a terrifying and destructive force that must be controlled at all costs.
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Author: Mark Haddon
Author: Arthur James Wells
Author: Justin Fletcher
Author: Cooper The Pooper
Author: Mat Waugh
Author: National Geographic Kids
Author: Andy Seed
Author: Charles Portis
Author: Michael Crichton