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Author: D.L. Hughley Publisher: Crown ISBN: 030798625X Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 289
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D.L. Hughley calls it like he sees it, discussing everything from dating to former president Barack Obama with sharp, thoughtful commentary “The best book since The Hunger Games. First he was a King of Comedy; now he’s the king of comedy authors.”—Chris Rock The American dream is in dire need of a wake-up call. A f*cked up society is like an addict: if you are in denial, then things are going to keep getting worse until you hit bottom. According to D. L. Hughley, that's the direction in which America is headed. In I Want You to Shut the F*ck Up, D.L. explains how we've become a nation of fat sissies playing Chicken Little, but in reverse: The sky is falling, but we're supposed to act like everything's fine. D.L. just points out the sobering facts: there is no standard of living by which we are the best. In terms of life expectancy, we're 36th—tied with Cuba; in terms of literacy, we're 20th—behind Kazakhstan. Things are bad now and they're only going to get worse. Unless, of course, you sit down, shut the f*ck up, and listen to what D. L. Hughley has to say. I Want You to Shut the F*ck Up is a slap to the political senses, a much needed ass-kicking of the American sense of entitlement. In these pages, D. L. Hughley calls it like he sees it, offering his hilarious yet insightful thoughts on: • Our supposedly post-racial society • The similarities between America the superpower and the drunk idiot at the bar • Why apologizing is not the answer to controversy, especially when you meant what you said • Why civil rights leaders are largely to blame for black people not being represented on television • And more!
Author: D.L. Hughley Publisher: Crown ISBN: 030798625X Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 289
Book Description
D.L. Hughley calls it like he sees it, discussing everything from dating to former president Barack Obama with sharp, thoughtful commentary “The best book since The Hunger Games. First he was a King of Comedy; now he’s the king of comedy authors.”—Chris Rock The American dream is in dire need of a wake-up call. A f*cked up society is like an addict: if you are in denial, then things are going to keep getting worse until you hit bottom. According to D. L. Hughley, that's the direction in which America is headed. In I Want You to Shut the F*ck Up, D.L. explains how we've become a nation of fat sissies playing Chicken Little, but in reverse: The sky is falling, but we're supposed to act like everything's fine. D.L. just points out the sobering facts: there is no standard of living by which we are the best. In terms of life expectancy, we're 36th—tied with Cuba; in terms of literacy, we're 20th—behind Kazakhstan. Things are bad now and they're only going to get worse. Unless, of course, you sit down, shut the f*ck up, and listen to what D. L. Hughley has to say. I Want You to Shut the F*ck Up is a slap to the political senses, a much needed ass-kicking of the American sense of entitlement. In these pages, D. L. Hughley calls it like he sees it, offering his hilarious yet insightful thoughts on: • Our supposedly post-racial society • The similarities between America the superpower and the drunk idiot at the bar • Why apologizing is not the answer to controversy, especially when you meant what you said • Why civil rights leaders are largely to blame for black people not being represented on television • And more!
Author: Craig LaVelle Publisher: ISBN: 9781541075979 Category : Languages : en Pages : 52
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This coloring book for Adults is part of a new series of Stress Relief Grown Up Coloring Books. Craig LaVelle has blended beautifully unique art & patterns with colorful curses and some very "Blue" adult expressions. The book is designed to have you engaged with the art, make you giggle at the absurd curses and terms, and most importantly......to relieve your stress and just have fun with the book. So, order your book now! You are going to have a great time exploring the beautiful details of this unique Adult Coloring Book. This Vulgar Adult Coloring Book Features: 50 Captivating Coloring Pages for Adults Beautifully Unique Pattern & Illustrations A Blend of Colorful Curses & Fascinating Stress Relieving Art Some of the words and absurd expressions: Whore Bag Douche Canoe Knob Jockey Arsewipe Prick And much much more!
Author: Elizabeth McDougall Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 64
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A must-have for every friend of colors, curses and swear words. "Shut the fuck up" is a coloring book with swear words and the perfect way to leave your everyday problems behind you when everything sucks. You have snappy humor and like to curse, then the painting pictures are just right for you. Color the things you do not want to say and relax, promote your inner balance and mindfulness! 29 single-sided adult coloring pages 1 color test page. Moderate to complex in detail. Images include beautiful abstract and spiritual mandalas, animals, patterns and flowers. Each has its own insult or curse like "You are not pretty enough to be that stupid", "You're a prick" and "Are you actually that dumb or do you have to put in effort?" and other humorous and subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Enjoy this book that is fun to color and that also had irreverent adult humor.
Author: Cynthia Van Edwards Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781530490974 Category : Languages : en Pages : 240
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Shut the F*ck Up and Color - Volumes 1, 2 & 3) This Series Contains All 3 Hit Books Shut the F*ck Up and Color - 1 Animals are Dicks - #2 Cats Talking Shit - #3 This is not just one book, but 3 (three) of the funniest Swear Word Coloring books on the market. In addition, this Compilation has bigger pages for more space to color (8.5" x 11") devoted to each and every one of us and to both celebrate and chastise all the f'ing morons out there. The men and women who make your day a little bit worse. Let's collectively take a dump on the hood of their car. In time, we shall see. But until then, show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience. To help you bring your full art and color to life, we've left the outlines slightly gray instead of harsh black. Your ideas and the beauty you create are more important than the original designs. This is for you! MARKER NOTE: If you feel like using markers, we suggest Staedtler Triplus Fineliner marker pens. They're easy to use and are very good when it comes to bleeding issues. We've chosen a paper that we feel offers the best compromise between durability and brightness so that your ideas come to life without being encumbered by the paper.
Author: Shay Creative Studios Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 61
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Need a way to be creative AF as well as a way to relax and relieve stress? This book is what you're looking for. Featuring 30 funny AF inspirational phrases with swear words in addition to some of the most popular swear words. A great gift idea and activity to unwind after a long day of work, school, or parenting. If you are ready to unleash your creativity in a funny way, order your copy today! The Coloring Book includes: 8.5X 11 Inches Single-Sided Pages for better coloring and to reduce bleed through Colorful glossy color coverpage Funny quotes and swear words
Author: Ricky Dickman Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781548667535 Category : Languages : en Pages : 144
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Turn your stress into success with the Twatwaffle: go fck yourself coloring book. Face it. Life isn't exactly easy. In fact, some days, weeks, months, and years are tough. With such a constant and exhausting whirlwind of chaos, it's a wonder that moments of bliss still exist. But life doesn't have to be this way. If there is only one life to live, you might as well take the hand you are dealt and do something with it. This is exactly why we created this offensive badass and totally inappropriate coloring book. This expanded edition features 70 inspiring pages to color!
Author: Ura Gonna Laugh Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781530646296 Category : Languages : en Pages : 42
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This coloring book is full of swear-words and cursing filled one-liners and jokes that will make you laugh while you are coloring. It is very relaxing to be able to swear yourself into a coloring coma....come try it and see what I'm fucking talking about. Come home from working with jerks all day by using this funny coloring book to relieve your stress. Think of your horrible co-workers while you color in these funny, insulting one-liners that are filled with bad words. Other coloring books for adults are so boring...don't be like all the other adults! Remember when that old man at the grocery story called you "weird" and "disturbed"? Well he was right about you...you ARE weird. Embrace your oddness and use this coloring book filled with swear words and rude one-liner jokes. The next time one of these "normal" adults calls you "weird", prove them right by handing them a hand colored, insulting-curse-filled coloring page. If this doesn't make you look "eccentric" and "weird", I don't know what will.
Author: Drew Daywalt Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 0399255370 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 41
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The hilarious, colorful #1 New York Times bestselling phenomenon that every kid wants! Gift a copy to someone you love today. Poor Duncan just wants to color. But when he opens his box of crayons, he finds only letters, all saying the same thing: His crayons have had enough! They quit! Blue crayon needs a break from coloring all those bodies of water. Black crayon wants to be used for more than just outlining. And Orange and Yellow are no longer speaking—each believes he is the true color of the sun. What can Duncan possibly do to appease all of the crayons and get them back to doing what they do best? With giggle-inducing text from Drew Daywalt and bold and bright illustrations from Oliver Jeffers, The Day the Crayons Quit is the perfect gift for new parents, baby showers, back-to-school, or any time of year! Perfect for fans of Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus by Mo Willems and The True Story of the Three Little Pigs by Jon Sciezka and Lane Smith. Praise for The Day the Crayons Quit: Amazon’s 2013 Best Picture Book of the Year A Barnes & Noble Best Book of 2013 Goodreads’ 2013 Best Picture Book of the Year Winner of the E.B. White Read-Aloud Award * “Hilarious . . . Move over, Click, Clack, Moo; we’ve got a new contender for the most successful picture-book strike.” –BCCB, starred review “Jeffers . . . elevates crayon drawing to remarkable heights.” –Booklist “Fresh and funny.” –The Wall Street Journal "This book will have children asking to have it read again and again.” –Library Media Connection * “This colorful title should make for an uproarious storytime.” –School Library Journal, starred review * “These memorable personalities will leave readers glancing apprehensively at their own crayon boxes.” –Publishers Weekly, starred review “Utterly original.” –San Francisco Chronicle
Author: Tanya Chris Publisher: TC Publishing ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 172
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When a hostile leprechaun forces an inept wizard to flub the spell he’s casting on a mini-giant, the result can only be… fondness? Waltham has accidentally spelled Ian into liking him, and now his hostage/windfall, aka Mindy, insists he fix it before she’ll turn over the pot of gold she rightfully owes him. Waltham’s figure is as stringy as his hair and his words are as sharp as his nose. He’s a selfish, greedy fledgling wizard with a ratty hat and a worse attitude. There’s no way someone as handsome and kindhearted as Ian would like him without magic in play. But as the three reluctant companions set out on a quest to assemble the ingredients for an anti-spell, a different kind of magic happens. Ian’s unflagging belief that Waltham is worthy of love makes Waltham begin to wish it were true. There are grasshopper gonads to be collected, moonbeam crystals to be harvested, kitten tears to be wrung, and somewhere, at the end of the rainbow, a pot of gold to be won. But if Waltham can overcome his upbringing and mend his ways, then maybe—once the spell has been lifted—something real will remain.
Author: D.L. Hughley
Author: D.L. Hughley
Author: Craig LaVelle
Author: Elizabeth McDougall
Author: Cynthia Van Edwards
Author: Shay Creative Studios
Author: Ricky Dickman
Author: Ura Gonna Laugh
Author: Drew Daywalt
Author: Tanya Chris
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