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Author: Cynthia Van Edwards Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781530490974 Category : Languages : en Pages : 240
Book Description
Shut the F*ck Up and Color - Volumes 1, 2 & 3) This Series Contains All 3 Hit Books Shut the F*ck Up and Color - 1 Animals are Dicks - #2 Cats Talking Shit - #3 This is not just one book, but 3 (three) of the funniest Swear Word Coloring books on the market. In addition, this Compilation has bigger pages for more space to color (8.5" x 11") devoted to each and every one of us and to both celebrate and chastise all the f'ing morons out there. The men and women who make your day a little bit worse. Let's collectively take a dump on the hood of their car. In time, we shall see. But until then, show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience. To help you bring your full art and color to life, we've left the outlines slightly gray instead of harsh black. Your ideas and the beauty you create are more important than the original designs. This is for you! MARKER NOTE: If you feel like using markers, we suggest Staedtler Triplus Fineliner marker pens. They're easy to use and are very good when it comes to bleeding issues. We've chosen a paper that we feel offers the best compromise between durability and brightness so that your ideas come to life without being encumbered by the paper.
Author: Elizabeth McDougall Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 64
Book Description
A must-have for every friend of colors, curses and swear words. "Shut the fuck up" is a coloring book with swear words and the perfect way to leave your everyday problems behind you when everything sucks. You have snappy humor and like to curse, then the painting pictures are just right for you. Color the things you do not want to say and relax, promote your inner balance and mindfulness! 29 single-sided adult coloring pages 1 color test page. Moderate to complex in detail. Images include beautiful abstract and spiritual mandalas, animals, patterns and flowers. Each has its own insult or curse like "You are not pretty enough to be that stupid", "You're a prick" and "Are you actually that dumb or do you have to put in effort?" and other humorous and subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Enjoy this book that is fun to color and that also had irreverent adult humor.
Author: Cynthia Van Edwards Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781530490974 Category : Languages : en Pages : 240
Book Description
Shut the F*ck Up and Color - Volumes 1, 2 & 3) This Series Contains All 3 Hit Books Shut the F*ck Up and Color - 1 Animals are Dicks - #2 Cats Talking Shit - #3 This is not just one book, but 3 (three) of the funniest Swear Word Coloring books on the market. In addition, this Compilation has bigger pages for more space to color (8.5" x 11") devoted to each and every one of us and to both celebrate and chastise all the f'ing morons out there. The men and women who make your day a little bit worse. Let's collectively take a dump on the hood of their car. In time, we shall see. But until then, show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience. To help you bring your full art and color to life, we've left the outlines slightly gray instead of harsh black. Your ideas and the beauty you create are more important than the original designs. This is for you! MARKER NOTE: If you feel like using markers, we suggest Staedtler Triplus Fineliner marker pens. They're easy to use and are very good when it comes to bleeding issues. We've chosen a paper that we feel offers the best compromise between durability and brightness so that your ideas come to life without being encumbered by the paper.
Author: Cynthia Van Edwards Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781530125647 Category : Languages : en Pages : 98
Book Description
Shut the F*ck Up and Color! This is a coloring book devoted to each and every one of us and to both celebrate and chastise all the f'ing morons out there. The men and women who make your day a little bit worse. Let's collectively take a dump on the hood of their car. With each drawing we want you to do 2 things: 1. Write the name and email address of the POS (Piece of Shit) that inspired your coloring. (If you should choose to take a quick pic of your finished work and put it on Instagram, please add #CurseSwearColoringBook so we can appreciate your work!) 2. A short personal greeting from you to them. Make sure it's from the heart. In time, we shall see. But until then, show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience. To help you bring your full art and color to life, we've left the outlines slightly gray instead of harsh black. Your ideas and the beauty you create are more important than the original designs. This is for you! MARKER NOTE: If you feel like using markers, we suggest Staedtler Triplus Fineliner marker pens. They're easy to use and are very good when it comes to bleeding issues. We've chosen a paper that we feel offers the best compromise between durability and brightness so that your ideas come to life without being encumbered by the paper.
Author: Kate Riley Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781523833481 Category : Languages : en Pages : 68
Book Description
A book with not only rude words to color but also sarcastic sayings and inappropriate gestures for the those who love to color but have a naughty side!
Author: Ura Gonna Laugh Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781530646296 Category : Languages : en Pages : 42
Book Description
This coloring book is full of swear-words and cursing filled one-liners and jokes that will make you laugh while you are coloring. It is very relaxing to be able to swear yourself into a coloring coma....come try it and see what I'm fucking talking about. Come home from working with jerks all day by using this funny coloring book to relieve your stress. Think of your horrible co-workers while you color in these funny, insulting one-liners that are filled with bad words. Other coloring books for adults are so boring...don't be like all the other adults! Remember when that old man at the grocery story called you "weird" and "disturbed"? Well he was right about you...you ARE weird. Embrace your oddness and use this coloring book filled with swear words and rude one-liner jokes. The next time one of these "normal" adults calls you "weird", prove them right by handing them a hand colored, insulting-curse-filled coloring page. If this doesn't make you look "eccentric" and "weird", I don't know what will.
Author: Cynthia Van Edwards Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781530461165 Category : Languages : en Pages : 98
Book Description
How to use the Alphabet Coloring Book...the Mature ABC's! [Uncensored Edition] Full of Profanity, Swear Words, Curse Words and even more Objectionable Content. This is a coloring book devoted to each and every one of us. We can all use a good giggle every now and then, so this is how we can do it in a fun way! Renew your Alphabet skills with this fun journey through the letters and some funny, often thought provoking phrases and quotes along the way. We guarantee you . . . you've never learned your ABCs like this! It's dark, profane, and funnier than a colonoscopy! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. We also added some really cool coloring pages that are just for you to zone out after reading our madness. We think you'll love the designs and create some incredible pieces of art! Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience. This is NOT one of those Half-ass coloring books with 20 pages. Nope, this badboy has tons of incredible coloring pages. To help you bring your full art and color to life, we've left you with the canvas to paint and color your masterpieces. Your ideas and the beauty you create are more important than the original designs. This is for you!
Author: Craig LaVelle Publisher: ISBN: 9781519087935 Category : Languages : en Pages : 52
Book Description
This coloring book for Adults is part of a new series of Stress Relief Grown Up Coloring Books. Craig LaVelle has blended beautifully unique art & patterns with colorful curses and some very "Blue" adult expressions. The book is designed to have you engaged with the art, make you giggle at the absurd curses and terms, and most importantly......to relieve your stress and just have fun with the book. So, order your book now! You are going to have a great time exploring the beautiful details of this unique Adult Coloring Book. This Vulgar Adult Coloring Book Features: 50 Captivating Coloring Pages for Adults Beautifully Unique Pattern & Illustrations A Blend of Colorful Curses & Fascinating Stress Relieving Art Some of the words and absurd expressions: Whore Bag Douche Canoe Knob Jockey Arsewipe Prick And much much more!
Author: Black Rose Press House Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 104
Book Description
No reasons to stress coming at us from all directions, why not take a break and just tell life to shut the fuck up. This Awesome Book Is Created For Coloring World To Ensure Awesome Quality. This Coloring Book contains a wide variety of Designs. The Book Has 50 High-Quality Illustrations Of various Images. Designs of Various Styles That Ranges from Simpler To More Complex for All Levels of Coloring Enthusiasts. The Carefully Chosen Design Will Provide Hours Of Fun, Stress Relief, Creativity, And Relaxation. Amazing Features! - 8.5'' x 11'' (21cm x 29.7cm) Mega Size Book - Amazing Cover Design - High-Resolution illustrator file - Makes an excellent Gift
Author: Cynthia Edwards Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781530394814 Category : Languages : en Pages : 102
Book Description
How to use the Cat Coloring Book... LOTS and LOTS of beautiful and ornate coloring book pages for hours and hours of relaxing calm and peace. And isn't that what coloring is really about. Turn on some music, sit back, and let your creative juices flow while you turn a page of black and white into the embodiment of your mind's ultimate color scheme! Let's face it, my cat is an Asshole. Turns out most of them are, and this book is devoted to those furry little balls of laziness we love so much. This is a coloring book devoted to the Cats and all the shit they talk. Half of our population shares a love of cats in their many and wondrous forms. Whether it's your house cat, the lazy fat cat down the street that steals all of your cat food, or the sleek and elegant jungle cat that we see on television, we love cats. Unlike dogs, cats have a personality that requires a certain amount of patience and effort if you intend to receive any affection. Cats can be calculating and sinister, and if they could talk, can you even imagine what they would say? Oh we can, and we have... We decided to focus not just on images of cats, but beautiful and intricate designs that you can spend hours coloring until they become majestic pieces of artwork, worthy of your wall, Facebook or the Guggenheim Gallery! Beauty and vulgarity, all in one! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. We also added some really cool coloring pages that are just for you to zone out after reading our madness. We think you'll love the designs and create some incredible pieces of art! Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride!We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience. To help you bring your full art and color to life, we've left the outlines slightly gray instead of harsh black. Your ideas and the beauty you create are more important than the original designs. This is for you! MARKER NOTE: If you feel like using markers, we suggest Staedtler Triplus Fineliner marker pens. They're easy to use and are very good when it comes to bleeding issues. We've chosen a paper that we feel offers the best compromise between durability and brightness so that your ideas come to life without being encumbered by the paper. (Ideally, you would use colored pencils or crayons that won't bleed through the paper!) * Also, place a piece of white paper underneath your current pages to soak up any extra ink! Depending on the markets you choose, there may be a little bleed through. The piece of extra paper will also assist you in leaving just the right amount of color on the current page you're working on. * PLEASE SHARE your work with us. Simply go to Amazon and leave a review and it will allow you to post your own pictures! We want to see what you've got. And each week we will choose one of the images as our best in class and you'll receive one of our new coloring books absolutely FREE! Just color, Post, and win!
Author: Cynthia Van Edwards Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781530461127 Category : Languages : en Pages : 94
Book Description
How to use the Animals are Dicks Coloring Book... [UNCENSORED Edition] - That means it's full of Swear Words, Curse Words, Profanity and a ton of other vulgar shit. You've been warned! This is a coloring book devoted to each and every one of us. We can all use a good giggle every now and then, so this is how we can do it in a fun way! Renew your love of animals and coloring with this fun journey through the forest with some funny, often thought provoking phrases and quotes along the way. Animals can really be dicks. Every time some fish jumps out of a boat and hits a fisherman, or a bird purposely takes a dump on your newly washed car . . . you know it's not accidental. For every cute kitten's glance there is a sinister cat lurking in the shadows, peeing and smearing little cat turds all over the house. For every wonderful puppy, there is some stinky little bastard sliding across your carpet with their smelly ass leaving a trail. So we thought we would take you inside the mind of the animal kingdom! We guarantee you . . . you've never shared the joy of animals quite like this. This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. We also added some really cool coloring pages that are just for you to zone out after reading our madness. We think you'll love the designs and create some incredible pieces of art! Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride!We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience. To help you bring your full art and color to life, we've left the outlines slightly gray instead of harsh black. Your ideas and the beauty you create are more important than the original designs. This is for you! MARKER NOTE: If you feel like using markers, we suggest Staedtler Triplus Fineliner marker pens. They're easy to use and are very good when it comes to bleeding issues. We've chosen a paper that we feel offers the best compromise between durability and brightness so that your ideas come to life without being encumbered by the paper. * Also, place a piece of white paper underneath your current pages to soak up any extra ink! Depending on the markets you choose, there may be a little bleed through. The piece of extra paper will also assist you in leaving just the right amount of color on the current page you're working on. * PLEASE SHARE your work with us. Simply go to Amazon and leave a review and it will allow you to post your own pictures! We want to see what you've got. And each week we will choose one of the images as our best in class and you'll receive one of our new coloring books absolutely FREE! Just color, Post, and win!
Author: Cynthia Van Edwards
Author: Elizabeth McDougall
Author: Cynthia Van Edwards
Author: Cynthia Van Edwards
Author: Kate Riley
Author: Ura Gonna Laugh
Author: Cynthia Van Edwards
Author: Craig LaVelle
Author: Black Rose Press House
Author: Cynthia Edwards
Author: Cynthia Van Edwards