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Author: Inc Peter Pauper Press Publisher: ISBN: 9781441307354 Category : Languages : en Pages : 0
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I live with an awesome cat, kind of a hairball-hacking version of Lewis Black. His job is eat, sleep, and talk a lot of sh*t. My job is to serve . . . and write down the sh*t he says. From kittys take on belled collars to his lack of empathy for allergy sufferers and vegans, this mini treasury of feline witpacked with hilarious illustrationsis the straight poop scooped.
Author: Inc Peter Pauper Press Publisher: ISBN: 9781441307354 Category : Languages : en Pages : 0
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I live with an awesome cat, kind of a hairball-hacking version of Lewis Black. His job is eat, sleep, and talk a lot of sh*t. My job is to serve . . . and write down the sh*t he says. From kittys take on belled collars to his lack of empathy for allergy sufferers and vegans, this mini treasury of feline witpacked with hilarious illustrationsis the straight poop scooped.
Author: Awesome Cats Publisher: ISBN: 9781097710423 Category : Languages : en Pages : 102
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Funny offensive tongue in cheek Journal Diary "My Cat and I Talk Shit About You" is a perfect gift idea for any Cat mom or Cat dad, or cat lovers. This Journal Diary features a cover with the quote "My Cat and I Talk Shit About You with a Paw Print. It features a 100 page interior of blank lined journal paper. The perfect place to write all of the stuff you and your cat talk shit about!
Author: David Maughan Brown Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd ISBN: 1838599312 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 440
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It is 1985, South Africa is rapidly becoming ungovernable and a State of Emergency has been declared. Hope for a peaceful end to apartheid can still be found, but it has dwindled to a flickering candle flame in the encroaching darkness...
Author: Catherine Ryan Hyde Publisher: Ember ISBN: 0375866264 Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 194
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Elle is a loner. She doesn't need people. Which is a good thing, because now she has to move out of her apartment so her mother's boyfriend won't have to deal with her. Then she meets Frank, the guy who lives next door to her new place. Being with him is impossible: he's a grown-up and has a girlfriend. Still, Elle can't stop thinking about him. Frank isn't like anyone Elle has ever met. He listens to her. He's gentle. And Elle is falling for him, hard. Then Elle discovers that Frank is different in a way that Elle was never prepared for: he's transgender. Elle's head and her heart explode; her world is turned upside down. But when an accident nearly takes Frank's life, Elle must search inside herself to find not only the true meaning of friendship but her own role in jumpstarting the world. Tender, honest, and compassionate, Jumpstart the World is a stunning story to make you laugh, cry, and honor the power of love.
Author: Jasmine Kinnear Publisher: CCB Publishing ISBN: 0978389395 Category : Nature Languages : en Pages : 222
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Every Cat Has A Story is an exploration of the intimacy that exists between felines and their owners. Submitted from writers throughout the world, these stories touch on the synchronicity of Universal intervention which unites a cat with their person. As you enjoy these stories, possibly a new perspective of your own cat's special qualities may become evident. Your feline's life has not gone unnoticed, for you have been a living testament to the delight and enchantment they have brought into your family. Every cat does indeed have a story, a moment and a legacy that touches their owner's world in a significant manner. A sampling of the 16 stories includes: The Blue Angel & Her Garden of Pets, one man's connection to feline spirituality which ultimately connects us one to the other. Finding Karma at the SPCA is a story of Universal destiny in which a cat immediately recognizes her owner, yet neither had ever met before. My Cat is So Insolent, She Has A Price on Her Head, is written with a dry sense of humor exploring the what ifs of a cat lover and her lessons learned. Caterina, Portrait of a Feline Soul Mate, is the kitten we all seek but would we have the awareness to recognize her in a room full of kittens? Then again, would she recognize us? This is an intriguing, educational and entertaining collection of cat stories that you may fondly recall during those private moments shared only with your cat.
Author: Awesome Cats Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781097711048 Category : Languages : en Pages : 102
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Funny offensive tongue in cheek Notepad "My Cat and I Talk Shit About You" is a perfect gift idea for any cat mom or cat dad, or cat lovers. This Notepad features a cover with the quote "My Cat and I Talk Shit About You with a Paw Print. It features a 100 page interior of lined paper. The perfect place to write all of the stuff you and your cat talk shit about!
Author: Adam Resnick Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 0147516218 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 274
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“Damn, this book is good.”—Jon Stewart “A biting, darkly hilarious collection of personal essays that begs to be read aloud.”—Chicago Tribune Emmy Award–winning writer Adam Resnick began his career at Late Night with David Letterman before honing his chops in movies and cable television, including HBO’s The Larry Sanders Show. While courageously admitting to being “euphorically antisocial,” Resnick plunges readers deep into his troubled psyche in this uproarious memoir-in-essays. Shaped by such touchstone events as a traumatic Easter egg hunt and overwrought by obsessions, he refuses to be burdened by chores like basic social obligation and personal growth, adhering to his own steadfast rule: “I refuse to do anything I don’t want to do.”
Author: Piper Davenport Publisher: Trixie Publishing, Inc. ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 233
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Otter It was supposed to be an easy job. Fast money with no complications. Then she showed up and changed the game. Now I have to decide whether to hold my cards close to the cut, or go all in and risk losing everything. Shiloh I am the lucky bearer of one dumbass older brother who fancies himself a high-roller. I should disown him, but he’s my only family, and when he’s not on a losing streak, he’s pretty decent. But now, he’s dragged me into a world I have no business being a part of, and I see no way out. But then Otter steps to the table and I must decide if I cash out or ante up.