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Author: Editors of Portable Press Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1626866139 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 90
Book Description
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author: Editors of Portable Press Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1626866139 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 90
Book Description
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author: Matt Lucas Publisher: HarperCollins UK ISBN: 0008491364 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 160
Book Description
A hilarious new book of pranks from multi-award-winning actor and comedian MATT LUCAS – star of The Great British Bake Off and creator of Thank You, Baked Potato, an official UK download chart-topper and Amazon bestseller!
Author: William Donohue Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1440583099 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 208
Book Description
Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Author: Carole P. Roman Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc. ISBN: 1647393787 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 174
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800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!
Author: Jimmy Jones Publisher: ISBN: 9781792133152 Category : Languages : en Pages : 108
Book Description
Hilarious Joke Book For 10 Year Old Kids! What a great gift! Funny kids love funny jokes and this brand new collection of super funny Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock Knock Jokes for 10 year old kids promises hours of fun for the whole family! Good clean fun for everyone! Just wait until you hear the giggles and laughter! Funny jokes like......... Knock knock. Who's there? Harley. Harley who? Harley ever see you nowadays! How are the kids? What are 2 birds in love called? Tweet hearts! What do you call a hippo with a messy room? A Hippopota Mess! Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner! Smells good! 10 year old boys and 10 year old girls love silly gags and puns and this huge collection of original and classic jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and knock knock jokes makes a perfect gift for all children! The Funny Jokes For Kids Series available for all ages from 5-12! All age appropriate and good clean fun!
Author: Jimmy Jones Publisher: ISBN: 9781792804618 Category : Languages : en Pages : 108
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Hilarious Joke Book For 11 Year Old Kids! What a great gift! Funny kids love funny jokes and this brand new collection of super funny Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock Knock Jokes for 11 year old kids promises hours of fun for the whole family! Good clean fun for everyone! Just wait until you hear the giggles and laughter! Funny jokes like......... Knock knock. Who's there? Tweet. Tweet who? Would you like tweet an apple? They are really tasty! Where is Dracula's office? The Vampire State Building! Why did the man marry a barbecue? She was the grill of his dreams! Knock knock. Who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby New Year! Let's celebrate! 11 year old boys and 11 year old girls love silly gags and puns and this huge collection of original and classic jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and knock knock jokes makes a perfect gift for all children! The Funny Jokes For Kids Series available for ages 5,6,7,8,9,10,11 and 12. All age appropriate and good clean fun!
Author: Geoff Tibballs Publisher: Robinson ISBN: 1849017735 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 587
Book Description
The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes. Most of the jokes are sharp one-liners but there is also a scattering of slightly longer stories.
Author: John A. Heyman Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 1462893228 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 84
Book Description
I was born in Amherst Ohio in June of 1940 and raised on a farm in Henrietta Township. When I turned 18, I picked up milk in 10 gallon cans and hauled it to the dairies. In January of 1959 I joined the Army. I was in for three years, one month and 23 days. After I got out I went to work for Lorain Crane and Farm part time and helped my dad with the township roads. I bought my own truck in 1970 and hauled steel. In 1971 I moved to Virginia. I was in the trucking business over 40 years. Ive been saying I was going to write a joke book for a long time. So I hope as your read this book you enjoy the jokes that I have been telling for years. And they still make me laugh!
Author: Robert Leiberman Publisher: Crown Archetype ISBN: 0307481050 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 478
Book Description
The ultimate compendium of wit and humor for all occasions from business meetings to sales presentations to professional conventions to political rallies to rehearsal dinners--all organized by topic and fully indexed by subject. A treasury of jokes, puns, quips, one-liners, and stories to start a speech off right, keep any audience chuckling, and add some welcome comic relief anywhere its required. From the Paperback edition.
Author: Venti Vinny Publisher: VENTI VINNY ISBN: Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 134
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Super Fun Collection!! Over 800+ Super Rad Dad Jokes for Every Dad Joke Book Lover, the Perfect Gift for All Ages! Overloaded with Terribly Amazing, Family-Friendly Groans, Chuckles, Knee-Slapping, Sock-Falling Belly Laughs. (Humor Joke Kid Adult Family Book Collection) Dad Jokes, Joke Book, Father, Dad, Son, Daughter, Rad What’s more amusing than watching your dad repeat the same ole jokes year after year and watch the room squirm uncomfortably because they are just that bad...or good? You’ve heard that joke so many times you can repeat it word for word. Who doesn’t love Dad jokes?!? We definitely love our dad for telling punny one-liners and making him think he has quite the gift of gab…and jab. Gift your dad the ultimate book to polish up his storyteller skills and have the room in tears – because they can’t take it anymore! Dad Jokes are the best! This collection will get Dad’s creative juices flowing and he’ll love these corny, off the wall puns and riddles. So, sit back and watch him take immense pleasure in seeing people laugh (and groan) from the blatant simplicity of a few crafty words. You look at him, sigh, and all you can say is, “That’s MY Dad?”
Author: Editors of Portable Press
Author: Editors of Portable Press
Author: Matt Lucas
Author: William Donohue
Author: Carole P. Roman
Author: Jimmy Jones
Author: Jimmy Jones
Author: Geoff Tibballs
Author: John A. Heyman
Author: Robert Leiberman
Author: Venti Vinny