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Author: Bimisi Tayanita Publisher: ISBN: 9781946178046 Category : Languages : en Pages : 32
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Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Author: Bimisi Tayanita Publisher: ISBN: 9781946178046 Category : Languages : en Pages : 32
Book Description
Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Author: Mark Thunder Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781515326762 Category : Languages : en Pages : 26
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Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.
Author: Bimisi Tayanita Publisher: ISBN: 9781946178077 Category : Languages : en Pages :
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"...and of course the whimsical poetic meter known as iambic tetrameter is no more capable of exclusive ownership than the air we all breath."--Bimisi to Theodor Seuss GeislIt is entirely possible to wake up in the morning with no intention of learning anything at all, but learning something substantial, nonetheless. It was a typical Wednesday afternoon at their favorite dive bar. Bimisi and Sumguyen were sparring, via a spirited match of online trivia, with patrons of a similar dive bar in another part of the world...a part of the world where it most likely was not still Wednesday afternoon. The final question...at least the last question they heard before scrambling for a pen and paper to get to work on their first parody was this:Madonna, Michael Jackson and _____ are the only 3 artists who have had a top 40 hit in 4 different decades.ANSWER: Weird Al Yankovic
Author: Tammi Sauer Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA ISBN: 1599904667 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 36
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Chipmunks Cutesy, Blinky, and Bob want the same kind of attention people pay to other animals who live in the zoo, but when one of their plans succeeds, they see that being noticed is not always a good thing.
Author: Bimisi Tayanita Publisher: ISBN: 9781946178084 Category : Languages : en Pages :
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"It takes a lot of balls to play golf like I do."--Pibber PayneSports like football, basketball, hockey and women's beach volleyball are intended to be watched, not actually played. Other sports are almost painful to watch, but participation is worth the price of admission EVERY time. Bimisi and Sumguyen have a long-standing policy of not participating in any sport unless it is acceptable, even expected that they will be drinking the entire duration. Sports on their short list include bowling, fishing, billiards and tubing down the Salt River under the Arizona summer sun.While the aforementioned do involve excessive amounts of skill, dedication and beer; there is only one sport that includes a motorized cart, all the booze you can handle and the iconic ball washing machine. This is the logic they applied when the decision was made to take Brenda and her beaver out for a lovely round of golf. Enjoy.
Author: Alan Sepinwall Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1476739684 Category : Performing Arts Languages : en Pages : 464
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A phenomenal account, newly updated, of how twelve innovative television dramas transformed the medium and the culture at large, featuring Sepinwall’s take on the finales of Mad Men and Breaking Bad. In The Revolution Was Televised, celebrated TV critic Alan Sepinwall chronicles the remarkable transformation of the small screen over the past fifteen years. Focusing on twelve innovative television dramas that changed the medium and the culture at large forever, including The Sopranos, Oz, The Wire, Deadwood, The Shield, Lost, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 24, Battlestar Galactica, Friday Night Lights, Mad Men, and Breaking Bad, Sepinwall weaves his trademark incisive criticism with highly entertaining reporting about the real-life characters and conflicts behind the scenes. Drawing on interviews with writers David Chase, David Simon, David Milch, Joel Surnow and Howard Gordon, Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse, and Vince Gilligan, among others, along with the network executives responsible for green-lighting these groundbreaking shows, The Revolution Was Televised is the story of a new golden age in TV, one that’s as rich with drama and thrills as the very shows themselves.
Author: Gary Galvin Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781546423546 Category : Languages : en Pages : 28
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This may sound a bit crass, but would you like to play with my ass? My ass is big, my ass is strong, when you play with my ass, you're never wrong... This fun, beautiful illustrated playful book will surely crack you up with laughter. The innocent little cute story will get you spend all day reading and laughing. This book will be a huge hit for all occasions: gag gift, baby showers, birthday parties, and wedding presents. Give this book as a gag gift to your friend, and they will remember you forever! *You probably should not read this to your children. The must have book for all people with a great sense of humor. Get this book now and start laughing.
Author: Tony Urban Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 294
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"Chilling folk horror that holds nothing back. I was gobsmacked!" - Gabe's Horror Reviews Trick or treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat... There's nothing in the world Benji Roth loves more than Halloween. But when his hometown puts an age limit on trick or treating, he's left without a way to celebrate the best holiday of the year. Hope arrives in the form of a new girl in town. A girl who tells him about unforgettable Halloween celebrations in a town not too far away. Benji convinces his best friends to join him on a trip to Carrick Glynn for a holiday they'll never forget. But Carrick Glynn has other plans for Benji and his friends. And the town always gets what it wants.
Author: Marianne Love Publisher: Falcon Press Publishing ISBN: 9781560445388 Category : Humorous stories Languages : en Pages : 0
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Marianne Loves invites us into the fascinating world of modern, small town Idaho. Her writing is pure escapism: it allows us to escape for a while into a slower, richer, funnier and altogether more authentic place.
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Author: Mark Thunder
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Author: Christopher Cifaldi
Author: Tammi Sauer
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Author: Alan Sepinwall
Author: Gary Galvin
Author: Tony Urban
Author: Marianne Love