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Author: James Patterson Publisher: jimmy patterson ISBN: 0316545708 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 257
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In this "superwonderrific" (Jerry Spinelli), "funny and honest" (Kwame Alexander) #1 New York Times bestselling story, two best friends use laughter to turn the tables on their bullies. David and his best friend Michael were tagged with awful nicknames way back in preschool when everyone did silly things. Fast-forward to seventh grade: "Pottymouth" and "Stoopid" are still stuck with the names--and everyone in school, including the teachers and their principal, believe the unfair labels are true. So how do they go about changing everyone's minds? By turning their misery into megastardom on TV, of course! This important story delivers more than just laughs--it shows that the worst bullying isn't always physical . . . and that things will get better. Full of hilarious and engaging illustrations, this critically acclaimed, bestselling novel will have kids laughing out loud, and is also a great conversation starter for parents to read alongside their kids! Official Notice to Parents: There is no actual pottymouthing or stupidity in this entire book! (Psst, kids: that second part might not be entirely true.)
Author: James Patterson Publisher: jimmy patterson ISBN: 0316545708 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 257
Book Description
In this "superwonderrific" (Jerry Spinelli), "funny and honest" (Kwame Alexander) #1 New York Times bestselling story, two best friends use laughter to turn the tables on their bullies. David and his best friend Michael were tagged with awful nicknames way back in preschool when everyone did silly things. Fast-forward to seventh grade: "Pottymouth" and "Stoopid" are still stuck with the names--and everyone in school, including the teachers and their principal, believe the unfair labels are true. So how do they go about changing everyone's minds? By turning their misery into megastardom on TV, of course! This important story delivers more than just laughs--it shows that the worst bullying isn't always physical . . . and that things will get better. Full of hilarious and engaging illustrations, this critically acclaimed, bestselling novel will have kids laughing out loud, and is also a great conversation starter for parents to read alongside their kids! Official Notice to Parents: There is no actual pottymouthing or stupidity in this entire book! (Psst, kids: that second part might not be entirely true.)
Author: Naughty Coloring Books Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781073064175 Category : Languages : en Pages : 64
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This hilarious book has 30 single sided pages of swearing foods to color featuring adorable, foul mouthed cakes, strawberries, chips & queso, meatballs, raisins, pizza, butter, waffles, donuts, watermelons, pies, croissants, peanuts, cookies, pickles, peaches, carrots, corn, kiwis, yams, salt, pears, tacos, mushrooms, peas, coffee, cheese, soy sauce, cupcakes, and muffins! These cute, cussing cuisines are sure to bring a smile to anyone with a twisted sense of humor and a great present for adults who cuss like a sailor! This funny adult coloring book is a great way to relax and makes the perfect novelty gift for grownups who have filthy mouths!
Author: Renae Clare Publisher: Author House ISBN: 1468562398 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 313
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Renae Clare has lived with the symptoms of Multiple Sclerosis including paralysis, depression and fatigue for over 40 years. This deeply personal account, Potty Mouth, was written as a series of essays after each of her psychotherapy sessions. Her therapist, Dr Cinzia LeValds recommended putting them all together into book form feeling that Renae's completely open and brutally honest voice would help a great many people. She has dealt with abuse, with aging, with disability, and with loss. Renae's wickedly profane sense of humor shows her optimistic spirit shining through even under the most depressing and difficult times. This book is gut wrenchingly truthful and yet, at times it is laugh out loud funny. It was written for the purpose of healing and forgiving Renae Clare's past and as such there are many things in Potty Mouth that she had never spoken of before beginning therapy. It is written with the thought of helping not only herself but others to find the inner strength and inner peace needed to get through the obstacles that she has come up against over time. Although she has MS her optimism shines through and she is an inspiration to everyone she meets. Potty Mouth also includes practical guides to finding help for disabled people and how to keep and restore self-confidence and self worth. Renae Clare's book hides nothing.
Author: J. A. Hildreth Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781537198620 Category : Languages : en Pages : 68
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THE MUCH ANTICIPATED SEQUEL TO POTTY MOUTH IS HERE! THIS NAUGHTY COLORING BOOK INCLUDES NEW CUSS WORDS AND PHRASES LIKE, "CUNT MUFFIN" AND "TAINT TICKLER" AS WELL AS CLASSICS LIKE, "FUCK" AND "TWATWAFFLE." 33 NEW PAGES WITH VARYING DETAIL! GRAB A GLASS OF WINE, STEAL YOUR KIDDO'S MARKERS AND RELEASE YOUR ANGER WITH POTTY MOUTH 2. WORDS INCLUDE: -CUNT -PRICK -FUCKTARD -SHITHAT -WANKER -CUMSLUT -DUMBASS -ASS LICKER -JACKASS -MOTHER FUCKER -PISSED -SNATCH -WHORE BAG -BOLLOCKS -FUCK A DUCK -JIZZ MONGER -CUM GUZZLER -DOUCHE NOZZLE -FUCK THAT SHIT -BULLSHIT -SKANK -CUNT MUFFIN -TAINT TICKLER -FUCK -TWATWAFFLE -THUNDERCUNT -BITCH, PLEASE -SEMEN DEMON -SHIT -COOCH BASKET -GLITTER CLIT -TROLL CUNT -SLUTASAURUS
Author: James V. O’Connor Publisher: iUniverse ISBN: 9780595835331 Category : Self-Help Languages : en Pages : 262
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FINALLY-THE CURE FOR THE COMMON CURSE! Faced with an epidemic of profanity, our country is in need of practical suggestions for breaking a habit that has ordinary citizens contributing to the decline of civility and good manners. It's not always easy to resist the urge to cuss, but foul language creates an unfavorable image, is damaging to relationships, and goes hand-in-hand with a negative attitude. Now, James V. O'Connor-founder of the Cuss Control Academy-offers the first book to explain why we swear and how we can learn to hold our tongues. Cuss Control doesn't call for the total elimination of swearing, just for its confinement to situations where extreme emotion (think hammer, think thumb) demand it. His program for easing us off the gutter-talk highway involves alternative "potent phrases" for classic curses, including the F-word; ways to communicate clearly rather than use lazy language; and tips on adjusting our attitude and abolishing obscenities. Packed with practical exercises and tips, as well as thoughtful reflection on how we've worked ourselves up into such a state of affairs, Cuss Control is a refreshing celebration of the joys of a civil tongue. "O'Connor is not ready to rid the world of dirty words. He just thinks less cursing is the key to a less stressful world, and maintains that even natural-born cursers can learn to control their anger along with their language." -Knight-Ridder Newspapers
Author: Granny's Journals Publisher: ISBN: 9781697433739 Category : Languages : en Pages : 108
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Cute Gift for that Naughty Grandma for Under 10 Dollars! This is the prefect light humor book for that cussing swearing grandma! This funny Grandma Has A Potty Mouth Word Search book has various word search pages. Some pages have light dirty swear words. Other pages are categorize by: Silly Words Places Foods Brands TV Shows Names Sports And more!This is a great gift for grandma on grandparents day, Mother's day, Christmas or her birthday!
Author: Ken Lefkowitz Publisher: Mascot Books ISBN: 9781631778926 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 0
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Who is Hippo Pottymouth? Hippi just moved from the city to the country and learns that pottymouth words aren't acceptable there. Join Hippi on fun-filled and exciting adventures as she meets a new friend and discovers that she needs to control her bad habit.
Author: Jamie Glowacki Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1501122991 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 186
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From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Author: Bob Saget Publisher: Harper Collins ISBN: 0062274805 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 223
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Millions of viewers know and love Bob Saget from his role as the sweetly neurotic father on the smash hit Full House, and as the charming wisecracking host of America's Funniest Home Videos. And then there are the legions of fans who can't get enough of his scatological, out-of-his-mind stand-up routines, comedy specials, and outrageously profane performances in such shows as HBO's Entourage and the hit documentary The Aristocrats. In his bold and wildly entertaining publishing debut, he continues to embrace his dark side and gives readers the book they have long been waiting for—hilarious and often dirty. Bob believes there's a time and a place for filth. From his never-before-heard stories of what really went on behind the scenes of two of the most successful family shows of all times, with co-stars like John Stamos and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, to his tales of legendary friends and colleagues like Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, Don Rickles, and other show business legends, Saget opens up about some of his personal experiences with life and death, his career, and his reputation for sick humor—all with his highly original blend of silliness, vulgarity, humor and heart, and all framed by a man who loves being funny above all else.
Author: James Patterson
Author: James Patterson
Author: Naughty Coloring Books
Author: Renae Clare
Author: J. A. Hildreth
Author: James V. O’Connor
Author: Granny's Journals
Author: Ken Lefkowitz
Author: Jamie Glowacki
Author: Leslie Patricelli
Author: Bob Saget