Overheard at Waitrose II

Overheard at Waitrose II PDF Author: Theresa Vogrin
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781914117046
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 124

Book Description
Following in the footsteps of its bestselling predecessor, Overheard at Waitrose II showcases once more the gossiping, loving and pestering of the British upper class on their grocery shopping adventures. With 100 new overheard quotes and 60 unique illustrations, this poetic collection will brighten up your day, whether you are a Waitrose customer, staff member or a lover of memes. This book is the perfect gag gift for special occasions, including birthdays, Christmas, stocking fillers and much more.

Overheard at Waitrose

Overheard at Waitrose PDF Author: idiocratea
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781727130775
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 104

Book Description
Following the boom of the popular British meme, this poetic compilation of quotes overheard at Waitrose stores and posted across various social media platforms, is guaranteed to make you laugh. 104 pages of gossiping, loving and pestering of the British upper class, accompanied by illustrations, will definitely not disappoint.

Overheard at Whole Foods

Overheard at Whole Foods PDF Author: Theresa Vogrin
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781798036259
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 103

Book Description
Following its widely successful predecessor "overheard at waitrose", this book offers even more hilarious insights into the lives of the wealthy and healthy. These 103 pages filled with new quotes overheard at Whole Foods stores and paired with entertaining illustrations will leave you laughing out loud!

A Diary of The Lady

A Diary of The Lady PDF Author: Rachel Johnson
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 0141963840
Category : Literary Collections
Languages : en
Pages : 443

Book Description
Rachel Johnson takes on the challenge of saving The Lady, Britain's oldest women's weekly, in her hilarious diary, A Diary of The Lady: My First Year and a Half as Editor. 'The whole place seemed completely bonkers: dusty, tatty, disorganized and impossibly old-fashioned, set in an age of doilies and flag-waving patriotism and jam still for tea, some sunny day.' Appointed editor of The Lady - the oldest women's weekly in the world - Rachel Johnson faced the challenge of a lifetime. For a start, how do you become an editor when you've never, well, edited? How do you turn a venerable title, full of ads for walk-in baths, during the worst recession ever? And forget doubling the circulation in a year - what on earth do you wear to work when you've spent the last fifteen years at home in sweatpants? Will Rachel save The Lady - or sink it? 'Action-packed, entertaining, marvellously indiscreet. Johnson is everything you want in a diarist and has a compulsive habit of saying the wrong thing' Sunday Times 'She's a loose cannon. All she thinks of is sex. You can't get her away from a penis' Mrs Julia Budworth, co-owner, The Lady 'A total romp, wonderfully readable, unflinchingly described' Guardian 'HYSTERICAL. For the first time, everyone is talking about The Lady for reasons other than nannies' Piers Morgan Rachel Johnson is a journalist who has written two previous novels and two volumes of diaries. The Mummy Diaries, Notting Hell, Shire Hell and A Diary of The Lady are all available now from Penguin.

Per My Last Email

Per My Last Email PDF Author: Stephanie K. Wright
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1524875422
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 94

Book Description
Offices are a breeding ground for odd expressions and hackneyed platitudes. Why are we peeling onions and putting irons in the fire? Why is our plate always full? And most importantly, how is it even possible to give 110%? Per My Last Email provides you with fresh new words to sprinkle throughout your workday and lift you out of your office-speak rut while making you laugh at the same time. With unexpected and entertaining phrases to boost the productivity of your meetings, revitalize your email game, and even the occasional office-appropriate swear, this book is a fun and informative send-up of stale corporate lingo that will help you freshen up your own workplace communication.

Overheard in a Tower Block

Overheard in a Tower Block PDF Author: Joseph Coelho
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781910959589
Category : Children's poetry, English
Languages : en
Pages : 112

Book Description
Presents a collection of poems that describe what it is like to live in the city --

The Unexpected Joy of the Ordinary

The Unexpected Joy of the Ordinary PDF Author: Catherine Gray
Publisher: Aster
ISBN: 1783253649
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 309

Book Description
**From the Sunday Times Bestselling Author** Life-affirming - THE TELEGRAPH Wonderful - INDEPENDENT She made it her mission to learn how to be default happy rather than default disgruntled - RADIO 4 - WOMAN'S HOUR Take a leaf out of Gray's book and be kinder to yourself by appreciating life just as it is - IRISH TIMES This book came to me in an hour of need - during lockdown when I had to focus on the positive, appreciate simple things, not lose my shit, and value each day. It was a pure joy for me and held my hand - SADIE FROST Interesting and joyful. Lights a path that could help us to build resilience against society's urging to compare life milestones with peers - LANCET PSYCHIATRY Underwhelmed by your ordinary existence? Disillusioned with your middlin' wage, average body, 'bijou' living situation and imperfect loved ones? Welcome to the club. There are billions of us. The 'default disenchanted'. But, it's not us being brats. Two deeply inconvenient psychological phenomenons conspire against our satisfaction. We have negatively-biased brains, which zoom like doom-drones in on what's wrong with our day, rather than what's right. (Back in the mists of time, this negative bias saved our skins, but now it just makes us anxious). Also, something called the 'hedonic treadmill' means we eternally quest for better, faster, more, like someone stuck on a dystopian, never-ending treadmill. Thankfully, there are scientifically-proven ways in which we can train our brains to be more positive-seeking. And to take a rest from this tireless pursuit. Whew. Catherine Gray knits together illuminating science and hilarious storytelling, unveiling captivating research showing that big bucks don't mean big happiness, extraordinary experiences have a 'comedown' and budget weddings predict a lower chance of divorce. She reminds us what an average body actually is, reveals that exercising for weight loss means we do less exercise, and explores the modern tendency to not just try to keep up with the Murphys, but keep up with the Mega-Murphies (see: the social media elite). Come on in to this soulful and life-affirming read, to discover why an ordinary life may well be the most satisfying one of all.

Milk and Vine

Milk and Vine PDF Author: Emily Beck
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781973124269
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 78

Book Description
An illustrated collection of quotes from Vine videos.

Little Budgie's Done a Fudgie

Little Budgie's Done a Fudgie PDF Author: Simon Harris
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781977014672
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 30

Book Description
Little Budgie's Done A Fudgie is a unique rhyming tale all about the adventure of potty training. The author Simon came up with the idea while teaching his own little boy to make the jump from nappies to the potty, and although Little Budgie has some mishaps along the way he finally makes it to the potty on time, making Mummy Budgie jump for joy!Simon's blog is Man Behaving Dadly on Facebook.

Milk and Vine II

Milk and Vine II PDF Author: Emily Beck
Publisher: Adam Gasiewski
ISBN: 9780999752722
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 130

Book Description
In the wake of Vine's death, Milk and Vine arose to satiate our desire for this timeless, authentic comedy. Following in the footsteps of its predecessor, Milk and Vine II expands the Vine-poetry canon to include over 100 more vines, as well as a foreword by Karl from Online, a Viner who amassed hundreds of millions of vine loops and created many viral vines like "F*ck me Jerry" and "I'm quitting vine because someone commented on my post saying that I look like a piece of broccoli so goodbye forever." Several classic vines grace these pages like oovoo javer, cam & colin, ninki minjaj, chicken strips, jessie and ari, x games, michael with a b, and more! Milk and Vine II is perfect for your coffee table, rainy days with friends, or as a gift for any teen. Grab a copy today, and RIP Vine. NOTE: Explicit language inside, as well as credit to all the viners!