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Author: Birthday Gifts Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781975924928 Category : Languages : en Pages : 110
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This is a blank, lined journal that makes a perfect gag gift for friends and family, male or female. This is a unique journal that is humorous and funny. Other features of this notebook include: 110 pages 6x9 inches Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Sleek, matte-finished cover for a professional look This diary is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking. If you would like to purchase a similar journal for a different month, make sure to look at our other products.
Author: Birthday Gifts Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781975924928 Category : Languages : en Pages : 110
Book Description
This is a blank, lined journal that makes a perfect gag gift for friends and family, male or female. This is a unique journal that is humorous and funny. Other features of this notebook include: 110 pages 6x9 inches Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Sleek, matte-finished cover for a professional look This diary is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking. If you would like to purchase a similar journal for a different month, make sure to look at our other products.
Author: Yung Hart Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781977751577 Category : Languages : en Pages : 110
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This blank journal and gag gift is for people of any age who were born in APRIL, which includes those born under the Zodiac signs of Aries and Taurus. What's so great about being born in APRIL? Not a thing. *** This journal alternates between 4 LINED pages for writing and 2 BLANK pages for sketching/drawing throughout - Size 5.2" x 0.2" x 8" with 110 pages total. *** Perfect for a friend, relative, or co-worker with a sense of humor. This journal makes a great coffee table book, but its pages can be used as a diary of milestones, a record of special memories, a place for random sketches and diagrams, a very long bucket list, a notebook for tips and tricks, and much more. Make the gift even more special by stuffing a gift certificate or a little cash into the folds. On the BACK COVER: Every impressive and spectacular thing about being born in APRIL has been miraculously archived on the pages of this book for easy reference. You'll find plenty of room in the margins to record thoughts and feelings, list goals, make a bucket list, document milestones, write your memoirs, or sketch.
Author: Andrey Davydov Publisher: HPA Press ISBN: Category : Body, Mind & Spirit Languages : en Pages : 188
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ANTI-HOROSCOPE: HUMAN “SOFTWARE” (Series of 12 books) Did you know that, for example, people who were born on April 5 leap years or April 6 common years are vagrants, "here today and gone tomorrow" and are "on the road" all their lives? For them a good time, fun “to the max” includes... going to prison. Did you know that there are people in this world, who not only don’t fear prison, but also feel at home, comfortable there? Or, for example, did you know that those people, who were born on April 9th of leap years or April 10th of common years are not only like the biblical Buridan’s donkey by their character, but also create situations, in which they there is always a choice (for example, by creating "doublets" like an apartment and a country house, two cars, a spouse and lover, etc.)? This means that if you have romantic or family relations with one of them—you need to be ready to not only observe every day how he or she is torn between "doublets," but also engage in “games for three!...” Hence the question: are you sure that you know people, whom you think you know as your own self? Yes, of course, you know them, if we take word-play into account. You really do know them, like you know yourself—that is: just as bad! You know your own and other people's masks and roles, but that is all. You do not believe this? Then, open this book and see for yourself! This book is for those people, who are fed up with "horoscopism," who are tired of listening to nonsense about themselves and other people from psychologists or their "all-knowing" relatives, friends and acquaintances. It will help you save not just some time in your life, but your whole life because otherwise you will spend your entire life on something that is a priori impossible. And, it is impossible not because you are idiots, but because Homo sapiens cannot fully know themselves and other people without an external (and, most importantly, objective) source. Perhaps that is the reason why humanity was left "factory instructions" to each one of us—the Catalog of Human Population. Yes, that is right! There exists the Catalog of Human Population, which you can open and find out everything about any person you are interested in (including yourself)! Information about people presented in this book (and in other eleven books in the series titled Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software") is from there, and not from your favorite horoscope.
Author: Charles Pierce Publisher: Anchor ISBN: 0767926153 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 322
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NATIONAL BESTSELLER The three Great Premises of Idiot America: · Any theory is valid if it sells books, soaks up ratings, or otherwise moves units · Anything can be true if someone says it loudly enough · Fact is that which enough people believe. Truth is determined by how fervently they believe it With his trademark wit and insight, veteran journalist Charles Pierce delivers a gut-wrenching, side-splitting lament about the glorification of ignorance in the United States. Pierce asks how a country founded on intellectual curiosity has somehow deteriorated into a nation of simpletons more apt to vote for an American Idol contestant than a presidential candidate. But his thunderous denunciation is also a secret call to action, as he hopes that somehow, being intelligent will stop being a stigma, and that pinheads will once again be pitied, not celebrated. Erudite and razor-sharp, Idiot America is at once an invigorating history lesson, a cutting cultural critique, and a bullish appeal to our smarter selves.
Author: Smile Notebook Publisher: ISBN: 9781687340689 Category : Languages : en Pages : 110
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Do you want to check someone a great birthday present? Give him this notebook! Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: Lined notebook, White Paper Pages: 110
Author: Per Dalén Publisher: Elsevier ISBN: 1483142108 Category : Medical Languages : en Pages : 165
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Season of Birth: A Study of Schizophrenia and Other Mental Disorders discusses the correlation between season of birth and mental disorders. The book provides reviews of studies relevant to understanding how the season of birth relates to various mental disorders. The first five chapters cover pregnancy and birth related issues. These chapters cover vital statistics, obstetrics, and neonatal and congenital abnormalities and disorders. The next two chapters deal with intelligence and mental disorders, respectively. Chapters 8 to 12 discuss the studies done on Swedish and South African demographics. Chapter 13 talks about the congenital malformations outside the central nervous system, while Chapter 14 deals with neoplastic diseases. The fifteenth chapter covers the other pathological conditions, and the last chapter discusses the normal somatic characteristics. The text will be of great use to researchers and practitioners of psychology and psychiatry. Readers who are concerned with various mental disorders will also find the book informative.
Author: Christopher McDougall Publisher: Knopf ISBN: 0593536053 Category : Sports & Recreation Languages : en Pages : 273
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From the best-selling author and renowned coach duo from Born to Run, a fully illustrated, practical guide to running for everyone from amateurs to seasoned runners, about how to eat, race, and train like the world's best Whether you're ramping up for a race or recuperating from an injury, Born to Run 2 is a holistic program for runners of every stripe that centers on seven key themes: food, fitness, form, footwear, focus, fun, and family. The guide contains: On-the run recipes for race-ready nutrition Training regimen to help get you in shape and achieve your running goals Corrective drills to perfect your form Helpful shoe recommendations Advice about how to bring more joy into running Suggestions for finding a running community Christopher McDougall and Eric Orton bring all the elements together into an integrated action plan—the 90-Day Run Free training schedule—that provides everything you need to prepare for a mile-long fun run or a 100-mile ultramarathon. Full of helpful illustrations and full-color photos of the iconic first Copper Canyons race, Born to Run 2 is the perfect training companion for anyone who wants to get inspired about the sport again and learn the proven techniques to run smoother, lighter, and swifter.
Author: Richard Belfield Publisher: Ulysses Press ISBN: 1569756287 Category : History Languages : en Pages : 314
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A survey of the world's most famous unsolved secret codes documents their stories and the monumental efforts that have been applied to their solutions, from the sobering tale of the Zodiac serial killings to the Beale Papers' promise about a lucrative treasure in Virginia's Bedford County. Original.
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