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Author: Amos Tinker Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 9781452158266 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 0
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This newest title in the wildly popular Spotter's Guide series leads readers through the distinct field marks of flatulence in the latter years of life, from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink). Each spread is devoted to a singular fart profile and includes helpful information such as age of onset, key characteristics for identification, and prominent subtypes. Detailed "in situ" illustrations and ten distinct push-button sounds complete this indispensable reference to farting happily and healthfully into the autumn years of life.
Author: Amos Tinker Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 9781452158266 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
This newest title in the wildly popular Spotter's Guide series leads readers through the distinct field marks of flatulence in the latter years of life, from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink). Each spread is devoted to a singular fart profile and includes helpful information such as age of onset, key characteristics for identification, and prominent subtypes. Detailed "in situ" illustrations and ten distinct push-button sounds complete this indispensable reference to farting happily and healthfully into the autumn years of life.
Author: Aaron Reynolds Publisher: Unbound Publishing ISBN: 1783526971 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 226
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Have you ever looked a bird dead in the eye and wondered what it was thinking? With Effin’ Birds, the most eagerly anticipated new volume in the noble avocation of bird identification, you can venture into nature with confidence. This farcical field guide will help you identify over 200 birds, but more importantly, for the first time in history, it will also help you understand what these birds are thinking: The vainglorious grebe is acutely aware of its own magnificence. The hipster pelican thinks the world is a shitbarge. The overbearing heron wishes you better luck next time, fucknuts. The counsellor swallow wants you to maybe try not being a dickhead... and many, many more. Alongside beautiful, scientifically accurate illustrations and a whole lot of swearing is incisive commentary on modern life and the world we, as humans, must navigate. Or maybe it’s just some pictures of effin’ birds, okay?
Author: August O'Phwinn Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 9781452102818 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 0
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What is proper English etiquette for a tea room emission? Can a Swiss fart be so loud that it generates an echo? If a meditating Buddhist passes gas, does it exist? The answers to such pressing questions are answered in this hilarious soon-to-be international best seller. Ingeniously packaged with a sound unit to convey the nuances of global flatulence, Farts Around the World is the ideal gift for those who like to travel with a smile.
Author: H. W. Smeldit Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 9781452106311 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 0
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From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
Author: P. U Rippley Publisher: Scholastic Press ISBN: 9781760150327 Category : Languages : en Pages : 22
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This follow-up to Farts: A Spotter's Guide and Farts in the Wild takes fart enthusiasts back to the beginning of farts. Starting with the strange animals of the primordial seas in the time before the dinosaurs' reign and taking in the first squishy creatures to venture (and fart) on land, the book offers a tongue-in-cheek look and listen at prehistoric farts and the origin (and demise) of the dinosaurs. Stegosaurus furiously fanning away the gas with the plates on its back, Velociraptors and their flatulence-through-feathers, Archeopteryx and its first fart-assisted attempts at flying, these and more make an appearance. The culmination is the fartastrophe that brought an end to the Age of Dinosaurs. The audio module provides the soundtrack to ten scenes of fantastic, larger-than-life gas.
Author: Brian Eno Publisher: Faber & Faber ISBN: 0571364624 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 382
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The diary and essays of Brian Eno republished twenty-five years on with a new introduction by the artist in a beautiful hardback edition.'One of the seminal books about music . . . an invaluable insight into the mind and working practices of one of the industry's undeniable geniuses.'GUARDIANAt the end of 1994, Brian Eno resolved to keep a diary. His plans to go to the cinema, theatre and galleries fell quickly to the wayside. What he did do - and write - however, was astonishing: ruminations on his collaborative work with David Bowie, U2, James and Jah Wobble, interspersed with correspondence and essays dating back to 1978. These 'appendices' covered topics from the generative and ambient music Eno pioneered to what he believed the role of an artist and their art to be, alongside adroit commentary on quotidian tribulations and happenings around the world.This beautiful 25th-anniversary hardcover edition has been redesigned in the same size as the diary that eventually became this book. It features two ribbons, pink paper delineating the appendices (matching the original edition) and a two-tone paper-over-board cover, which pays homage to the original design.An intimate insight into one of the most influential creative artists of our time, A Year with Swollen Appendices is an essential classic.
Author: Martin Lindstrom Publisher: Currency ISBN: 0385523890 Category : Business & Economics Languages : en Pages : 274
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “A fascinating look at how consumers perceive logos, ads, commercials, brands, and products.”—Time How much do we know about why we buy? What truly influences our decisions in today’s message-cluttered world? In Buyology, Martin Lindstrom presents the astonishing findings from his groundbreaking three-year, seven-million-dollar neuromarketing study—a cutting-edge experiment that peered inside the brains of 2,000 volunteers from all around the world as they encountered various ads, logos, commercials, brands, and products. His startling results shatter much of what we have long believed about what captures our interest—and drives us to buy. Among the questions he explores: • Does sex actually sell? • Does subliminal advertising still surround us? • Can “cool” brands trigger our mating instincts? • Can our other senses—smell, touch, and sound—be aroused when we see a product? Buyology is a fascinating and shocking journey into the mind of today's consumer that will captivate anyone who's been seduced—or turned off—by marketers' relentless attempts to win our loyalty, our money, and our minds.
Author: Burl O'Roark Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 9781452183077 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 0
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Following the bestselling Farts: A Spotter's Guide series (over one million copies sold!), this hilarious field guide covers 10 different types of belches through text, illustrations, and sound. Filled with shameless body-related humor, Burps: A Connoisseur's' Guide identifies the characteristics, habitat, voice, and "tasting notes" of each gassy oral emission. The sound of each burp is reproduced with alarming accuracy through an attached battery-powered belch machine. • Burps include the outsized Baby Boom, the bone shaking Surround Sound, and the sudden arrival of The Shocker. • Grossly funny illustrations capture each burp at its moment of arrival—and the devastation in its wake. • Printed on durable cardstock to make it through even the most powerful burps This is a bathroom book of pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child (and proud belcher) in all of us. • A hilarious gag gift for dads, brothers, kids, and anyone who just loves burping • Enjoyed by kids and adults alike • Add it to the collection of books such as The Big Book of Farts by James Carlisle and How Loud Can You Burp? by Glenn Murphy
Author: Amos Tinker
Author: Amos Tinker
Author: Aaron Reynolds
Author: August O'Phwinn
Author: H. W. Smeldit
Author: P. U Rippley
Author: Brian Eno
Author: Eleanor Saitta
Author: Martin Lindstrom
Author: Burl O'Roark
Author: Neil J. Dougherty