Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (Dear Dumb Diary #11)

Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (Dear Dumb Diary #11) PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic
ISBN: 0545655234
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 166

Book Description
Bestselling author Jamie Kelly has been keeping diaries for years . . . and each one just gets funnier! But she has no idea that anyone is reading them. So please, please, please don't tell her.Something strange is happening at Mackerel Middle School. Even stranger than Jamie and Isabella becoming friends with Angeline. (Which is still really, really strange.) Jamie can suddenly and inexplicably understand the weirdest and most mysterious creatures around: Boys.And there's only one logical explanation --- superpowers.

Me!

Me! PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545116163
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 161

Book Description
Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new diary involving Angeline, her "flawless" friend.

Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers

Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545116155
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 163

Book Description
As their school gets ready for the annual Fun Fair, Jamie and Isabella agree to compete in the bottle toss game and to terrible consequences for the loser.

School. Hasn't This Gone on Long Enough? (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #1)

School. Hasn't This Gone on Long Enough? (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #1) PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545456177
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 162

Book Description
Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, with a brand-new spin on a favorite series! Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, with a brand-new spin on a favorite series!Dear Dumb Diary is a hilarious hit! Now after 12 books (each covering a month of her life), Jamie Kelly's upcoming diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. It's Dear Dumb Diary: Year Two! The diary entries are still laugh-out-loud funny -- but this is a whole new beginning. Everything is another year dumber!As Jamie grapples with school, grades, and middle school's Big Questions, don't miss even more of her words of wisdom like, "If someone is really, really intelligent, it would be polite if they would ugly it up a bit before they left the house."(Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)

Me! (Just Like You, Only Better)

Me! (Just Like You, Only Better) PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic
ISBN: 0545456169
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 167

Book Description
Middle schooler Jamie Kelly returns with another dumb diary: “You’ll laugh out loud at what this girl has to say.” —Knight Ridder Tribune Dear Dumb Diary, I went five whole days without seeing or hearing from Angeline. I was beginning to get used to it. It’s true that I have learned to overlook many of Angeline’s flaws, like her flawlessness, but she can still be difficult to be around. Like when she’s lit perfectly, for example. To my extreme credit, I have learned to pretend to ignore Angeline’s failure to not be perfect. Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don’t tell her . . . Praise for New York Times–bestselling author Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews

M.O.M.: Mother of Madness #1 (of 3)

M.O.M.: Mother of Madness #1 (of 3) PDF Author: Emilia Clarke
Publisher: Image Comics
ISBN:
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 52

Book Description
Game of Thrones superstar EMILIA CLARKE debuts an EXTRA-LENGTH, THREE-ISSUE MINISERIES! The mayhem begins with Maya, under-the-weather scientist by day, over-the-top superhero by night, and badass single mom 24/7. Deadpool action and Fleabag comedy collide when Maya activates her freakish superpowers to take on a secret sect of human traffickers. Mature readers only! Comedy and chaos await in the first of three 40-page issues by the glamorous artist of Horde, LEILA LEIZ!

Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)

Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545649455
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 153

Book Description
Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?

Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold

Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545932939
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 228

Book Description
Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews

That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9)

That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9) PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545308461
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 152

Book Description
Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.Dear Dumb Diary,So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is automatic friendship, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things. See, if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sending both of them tumbling into a deep pit of depression for the rest of their lives, and Angeline could wind up feeling so guilty that she would have to go be locked up in an old dirty insane asylum for years and years, and Stinker's puppies could grow up not knowing both their parents --- and I couldn't live with myself for doing something like that to a puppy.

Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3)

Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3) PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545649447
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 169

Book Description
Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.