Author: Michael KilgarriffPublisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 9780345340351
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 228
Book Description
Collection of one-liners, page-long stories, question-and-answer jokes, etc.
Oh No! Not Another 1,000 Jokes for Kids
Author: Michael KilgarriffPublisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 9780345340351
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 228
Book Description
Collection of one-liners, page-long stories, question-and-answer jokes, etc.
1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Author: Michael KilgarriffPublisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 0345334817
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 241
Book Description
Kids can never get enough knock-knock jokes. For the insatiable riddler, here are 1,000 jokes that will satisfy the need to tease. Here are knock-knocks about names, songs, insults, sayings, puns, and many, many more, in this laugh-out-loud anthology of knock-knock jokes kids will love. Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your friend, open the door. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer, I want to tell you a secret.
1,000 Jokes for Kids of All Ages
Author: Michael KilgarriffPublisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 9780345334800
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
One thousand hillarious jokes for kids.
The Cat in the Hat.
Author: Dr. SeussPublisher:
ISBN: 0307930440
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 73
Book Description
Two children sitting at home on a rainy day are visited by the cat who shows them some tricks and games.
I Am the Shark
Author: Joan HolubPublisher: Crown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0525645306
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 27
Book Description
What makes the great white shark (one of) the greatest fish in the sea? FIN-d out in this hilarious fish-out-of-water story that's perfect for Shark Week and all year-round! "Don't miss this one." -School Library Journal, Starred Review Hi! I am Great White Shark, and if you get this book, you'll read all about ME--the greatest shark in the sea! Not so fast! Greenland Shark here, and as the oldest shark in this book, that makes me the greatest. Did someone say fast? I'm Mako Shark, and I'm the fastest shark in this book! Eat my bubbles! Wow, I'm Hammerhead Shark. You don't need my special eyes to see that there are lots of great sharks in this book. Sink your teeth into it now! New York Times bestselling author Joan Holub makes a splash with bestselling illustrator Laurie Keller to deliver an entertaining undersea story filled with the greatest shark facts in the ocean!
1,000 Monster Jokes for Kids
Author: Frank N. SteinPublisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 9780345358950
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 244
Book Description
A collection of monster jokes.
Language Play
Author: David CrystalPublisher: University of Chicago Press
ISBN: 9780226122052
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 270
Book Description
In this exhilarating and often hilarious book, David Crystal examines why we devote so much time and energy to language games, how professionals make a career of them, and how young children instinctively take to them. Crystal makes a simple argument-that since playing with language is so natural, a natural way to learn language is to play with it-while he discusses puns, crosswords, lipograms, comic alphabets, rhymes, funny voices taken from dialect and popular culture, limericks, anagrams, scat singing, and much more.
The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2
Author: Carole P. RomanPublisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1647393787
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 174
Book Description
800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!
More Stupid Jokes for Kids
Author: Michael KilgarriffPublisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 9780345370617
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 228
Book Description
Who sews and eats spinach? Popeye the tailorman. Which dogs lie in the road when it's been raining? Poodles! What do you call a man who leaves everything to his friends? Will. And hundreds more!
No One Likes a Fart
Author: Zoë Foster BlakePublisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1524791903
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 21
Book Description
Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.