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Author: Ethan Freckleton Publisher: Ethan Freckleton ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 749
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Donkeys. Pirates. Pizza. Symbiont Harry—rejected by his tribe, exiled from home, and braying at the stars—is imprisoned in the form of a donkey. Trapped on an interstellar livestock vessel, Harry dreams of being loved, or at least having a decent conversation. Space pirates capture the ship, hoping to score. What to do with a hold full of livestock? And what's with the wisecracking donkey? When a galactic animal contest promises a fortune, the talking donkey starts to look like a potential winner—if only he can lay off the pizza. Buy or BURRO this wonderful series today and see why readers can’t wait to get more Starship Ass! ★★★★★ 'Sweet, adorable, emotive, hilarious, action-packed!' ★★★★★ ’Loved the Guardians of the Galaxy vibe...fast, funny, and fresh sci-fi writing.’ ★★★★★ ’Why would you not want to read the adventures of a Star Trek-loving symbiont slash donkey duo, and his pirate crew?’
Author: Ethan Freckleton Publisher: Ethan Freckleton ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 749
Book Description
Donkeys. Pirates. Pizza. Symbiont Harry—rejected by his tribe, exiled from home, and braying at the stars—is imprisoned in the form of a donkey. Trapped on an interstellar livestock vessel, Harry dreams of being loved, or at least having a decent conversation. Space pirates capture the ship, hoping to score. What to do with a hold full of livestock? And what's with the wisecracking donkey? When a galactic animal contest promises a fortune, the talking donkey starts to look like a potential winner—if only he can lay off the pizza. Buy or BURRO this wonderful series today and see why readers can’t wait to get more Starship Ass! ★★★★★ 'Sweet, adorable, emotive, hilarious, action-packed!' ★★★★★ ’Loved the Guardians of the Galaxy vibe...fast, funny, and fresh sci-fi writing.’ ★★★★★ ’Why would you not want to read the adventures of a Star Trek-loving symbiont slash donkey duo, and his pirate crew?’
Author: Ethan Freckleton Publisher: Funny Ass Fiction ISBN: 1798869721 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 62
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A story of last chances and criminal inanity “I loved the Guardians of the Galaxy vibe…fast, funny, and fresh sci-fi writing.”—Cameron Coral, author of the ‘Brink’ sci-fi adventure series A Federation deserter. A ferocious cat alien. An android of limited intelligence. On the run and out of work, Federation Navy deserter Cass takes the first job she can get: to liberate the notorious pirate Redbeard from the prison on Aresh Five—which doubles as a tourist attraction for the rich and adventurous. Using a cover identity, Cass will have to infiltrate the prison with nothing but her wits, a master key disguised as a spork, and a furry, cat-like companion who’s pretty good in a fight. Succeed, and she’ll earn the respect of the charismatic pirate leader Tone E Robbins, a man with deep pockets and plenty of other assignments to keep Cass busy. Fail, and she’ll become a permanent resident of Aresh Five prison herself… or worse, end up back in Federation hands, forced to have daily tea with her disgustingly polite and patriarchal commanding officer… ------------------- What readers are saying: ★★★★★ ’Great fun, a great game, an engrossing easy read.’ ★★★★★ ‘I really can’t wait to read the first book and hang with these characters again.’ ★★★★★ ‘I highly recommend this book if you enjoy humorous and adventurous space operas.’ ★★★★★ ‘Such excellent writing that made me laugh.’ ★★★★★ ’Loved the Guardians of the Galaxy vibe...fast, funny, and fresh sci-fi writing.’ ★★★★★ ’This story packs a punch. Literally.’ ★★★★★ ’Cass is pure sass, and the double act of Redbeard and Kitt 10 is so... Well, you'll find out for yourself.’ ★★★★★ ’Pirates make interesting characters, and girl pirates are even better!’ ★★★★★ ’I especially liked the character Kitt with her catlike attributes.’ ★★★★★ ’The authors established tension with surprises for the reader, some anticipated and some not.’ ★★★★★ ’I had other things to do, but once I started, I just kept reading.’ ★★★★ ’I’m definitely looking forward to reading more in the series.’ ★★★★★ ’Quick easygoing read and very enjoyable.’ ★★★★★ ’Cleverly written, with witty dialog and entertaining characters!’ ★★★★★ ’Bonus for cat lovers! Highly recommend!’
Author: Ethan Freckleton Publisher: Funny Ass Fiction ISBN: Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 61
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The Realm Online needs a hero. He'll have to grow up first. Billy's a friendless teen and child of divorce, but when he's playing The Realm Online? He's a legend. Not just a legend, but a god amongst men. Some say he's a no-skill hack, that he's nothing without the mysterious artifact weapon known across the lands as Banhammer. With a unique fighting style perfected over the course of beating the endgame content (twice), Bronan is above needing friends—or a guild, for that matter. Lily of House Hathur is another matter. She isn't merely a conniving you-know-what out to get him killed...IRL she's also his sister. When their parents split, so did she, and now he won't stop trying to ruin her reputation. Can Billy ever forgive his sister for abandoning him—or will his single-minded rage drive her to the brink? Get this book now to find out, and enjoy the opening blow in the eternal struggle between Good and Evil—and brother and sister—in the Banhammer Chronicles. WARNING: This book contains depictions of bullying and the shadowy underbelly of teenage sibling relationships. It's also at times humorous—and sweet. The main character is what we'd consider to be an anti-hero and may not be everyone's cup of tea. Will he earn redemption? That's precisely the story we'll explore in the subsequent BANHAMMER CHRONICLES, starting with REBUILD.
Author: Ethan Freckleton Publisher: Ethan Freckleton ISBN: Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 206
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Solo mode is no longer an option. Billy doesn’t need friends, especially when playing The Realm Online. So long as he wields the legendary artifact weapon Banhammer, he has little need of parties. After his character is deleted for terms of service violations, he’s determined to rebuild his character in all its glory. Without help, of course…because parties are lame AF. But when an angry god nerfs his new character with a curse, he’ll have little choice but to accept help from a druid misfit and a Fool’s priest. When the mayor of a newbie town is murdered, Billy will be forced to choose: party up with the others on a unique, high stakes adventure, or risk sucking forever.
Author: Ethan Freckleton Publisher: Ethan Freckleton ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 24
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Has an old hound finally lost his appetite for the hunt? Rhett Morgan is working off-books for the Department of Homeland Security. But his handler thinks he's slipping, suggesting that if he can't deliver on his contract, it may be time to hang 'em up. If only he had something to walk away to, he just might consider it, but the pay is good and the perks even better. Can Rhett deliver one more time or will he find a reason to abandon the hunt once and for all? Click BUY now to find out in this sometimes dark, gritty account of a morally gray figure working inside an amoral system.
Author: Gideon Defoe Publisher: Gollancz ISBN: 1473201314 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 145
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Set in the world of bestselling computer game ELITE, and launched to tie in with the latest version, ELITE: DANGEROUS - a game almost 20 years in the making. One of three very distinct - but subtly linked - novels written by major authors who are fans of the game, this novel will be a must-buy not only the 25,000+ people who funded the new game on kickstarter, but also for all of those fans of the original game. On what might be the worst planet in the universe, a young man dreams of the stars. Adventure! Lasers! Women! And the ultimate goal - to become Elite! Unfortunately, Misha has to do his chores first. And learn how to talk to Phoebe, the beautiful customs officer. And leave the planet. But the death of a famous author unexpectedly drags Misha and Phoebe into a system-wide conspiracy, complete with smuggling, international art thieves, multi-system corporations, canapés and exploding pigs. This is Misha's chance to prove he has what it takes! After all, surely anyone can be Elite if they dream...
Author: Ethan Freckleton Publisher: Ethan Freckleton ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 220
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Harry may be ailing from his previous adventure, but he isn’t about to be left behind for his pirate friends’ most daring mission yet—to infiltrate the Federation naval flagship and prize away their secret weapon. Buy or BURRO today and continue the adventure in an expanding universe of possibility. (editor: And dogs. Don't forget the dogs.) ★★★★★ 'I haven't laughed this hard all year' ★★★★★ 'Starts out making me laugh and kept me laughing up to the end' ★★★★★ 'Hilarious Perfection'
Author: Captain Charles Johnson Publisher: e-artnow ISBN: 8026877942 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 7217
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Enjoy the best sea adventures, treasure hunt tales and bloody battles, along with learning the truth behind the legends, the real life stories that inspired so many writers and produced so many beloved classics: History of the Robberies and Murders of the Most Notorious Pirates (Captain Charles Johnson) The Book of Buried Treasure Treasure Island (R. L. Stevenson) Blackbeard: Buccaneer (R. D. Paine) Pieces of Eight (Le Gallienne) Captain Singleton (Defoe) Gold-Bug (Edgar Allan Poe) Hearts of Three (Jack London) The Dark Frigate (C. B. Hawes) Isle of Pirate's Doom (Robert E. Howard) Swords of Red Brotherhood (Howard) Queen of Black Coast (Howard) Barbarossa—King of the Corsairs Black Vulmea (Howard) Afloat and Ashore (James F. Cooper) Homeward Bound (Cooper) Red Rover (Cooper) Facing the Flag (Jules Verne) A Pirate of the Caribbees (H. Collingwood) Pirate Gow (Daniel Defoe) The King of Pirates (Defoe) The Pirate (Walter Scott) Rose of Paradise (Howard Pyle) Captain Sharkey (Arthur Conan Doyle) The Pirate (Frederick Marryat) Three Cutters (Marryat) Madman and the Pirate (R. M. Ballantyne) The Offshore Pirate (F. Scott Fitzgerald) Coral Island (Ballantyne) Under the Waves (Ballantyne) Pirate City (Ballantyne) Captain Boldheart (Dickens) Master Key (L. Frank Baum) A Man to His Mate (J. Allan Dunn) Tales of the Fish Patrol (Jack London) Robinson Crusoe (Defoe) Peter Pan and Wendy (J. M. Barrie) Mysterious Island (Jules Verne) Count of Monte Cristo (Dumas) Ghost Pirates (W. H. Hodgson) The Pirate Island (H. Collingwood) Among Malay Pirates The Capture of Panama, 1671 The Malay Proas (James F. Cooper) The Daughter of the Great Mogul (Defoe) Morgan at Puerto Bello The Ways of the Buccaneers Narrative of the Capture of the Ship Derby, 1735 (Captain Anselm) The Fight Between the Dorrill and the Moca Jaddi the Malay Pirate The Terrible Ladrones The Female Captive The Passing of Mogul Mackenzie Sea-Wolves of the Mediterranean Pirates of Panama ...
Author: Ethan Freckleton
Author: Ethan Freckleton
Author: Ethan Freckleton
Author: Ethan Freckleton
Author: Ethan Freckleton
Author: Ethan Freckleton
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Author: Captain Charles Johnson