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Author: The Story Lady Publisher: iUniverse ISBN: 0595206816 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 134
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Introducing seven main new characters, The House of the Seven Cats will fulfill the appetite for fun filled family fantasy on or off the silver screen. The Master, Mistress and their family, though silhouetted through out the story, create an atmosphere where one is able to enter the world of these seven furry personalities and become part of their unique adventures.
Author: Ted Nancy Publisher: Macmillan ISBN: 9780312261559 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 244
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Welcome to the world of Ted L. Nancy. Some have called him inspired, some have called him a goofball, and many have wondered who Ted really is. All we know is that Ted loves to write and it shows-Extra Nutty! is chock full of nut, a record of real live correspondence from America's favorite pen pal to a cross-section of this great nation. Extra Nutty! is bursting with all new letters showing Ted at his looniest. Take, for example, this: Dear Business Permits Dept.: I want to apply for a business permit in your fine city...I operate the Soup & Sleep Restaurants. You can either order soup or sleep. A hostess will greet you and you would say, "I'd like to sleep." She will lead you to a table where you can catch a few winks. Or this: Dear Helena Ocean & Dog Licensing Dept: I will stage the play "Mark Twain with Tourette's Syndrome.". . . Let me know what arrangements I need to make to store my anchovie tank at your seaport. Thank you. I await large crowds. Or even this: Dear Kmart: I have invented a male underpants liner...This liner fits right in your shorts and can be thrown away after 15 weeks. I have been wearing the same pair of underwear for 105 days now and although they feel a little stretchy they are perfectly clean. Ted's unique way of looking at the world-and how the world responds to Ted's schemes--is captured here in this extra nutty, hugely hilarious collection.
Author: DAWN GREENFIELD IRELAND Publisher: Artistic Origins ISBN: 1940385482 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 315
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Lila Mae and the girls are busy planning Bernie’s 93rd birthday party. For an old geezer, it doesn’t appear that he is slowing down anytime soon. Expect Bambi to clobber him a time or two, and for Chewie to keep him in line. The chocolate factory has Pearl Hicks making the news, and you’ll meet Miranda Shoo, artist extraordinaire! While things are all lovey-dovey with several of our favorite people, there’s a mighty unrest among the clan—a lot of flux with old jobs and businesses. Risks are weighed and taken. Henry walks in on an unethical situation with a client and her soon-to-be ex-husband’s attorney. He has harsh words with his law firm over the incident. One of his law partners ends up dead. All fingers point to Henry. This is the second time the Divine household has been subjected to a murder investigation. Dorothea and Joseph are strung out on raw nerves with the accusations, all the while with the twins teething and screaming in stereo. And speaking of Joseph, he’s about to make some major changes… after he recovers. Chance has to tiptoe through the murder investigation, or move to a temporary location until Henry’s name is cleared. Help comes in from the most peculiar and unexpected sources, which has Chance, Stacy, and Uncle Tito raising their eyebrows to their hairlines. Bambi has a string of luck no one ever expected, thanks to Jimmy Ray Chaline. There’s one thing the Alcott family stands for: solidarity! They will sort this murder
Author: Sithesh C Govind Publisher: Notion Press ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 160
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Manojan and Surabhi's peaceful life is shattered when Manojan's father, Vijayan, files a case against them for not having children. Manojan suffers from a phobia, which has prevented them from starting a family. As the legal battle unfolds, the couple is forced to confront their deepest fears and secrets, and they find themselves struggling to defend their choices and their love for each other with the help of their friends and family. A heartwarming and hilarious journey of self-discovery for a couple struggling with their fears and societal pressures. A delightful and engaging story that will make you laugh and cry. "A Nutty Affair," Presenting the first ever Screenella to you all I hope you will all enjoy it.
Author: Melanie Watt Publisher: Kids Can Press Ltd ISBN: 1554537169 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 36
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In the fifth book, Scaredy Squirrel plans his own birthday and surprise!... things get very crowded. Scaredy Squirrel is planning his own birthday party for one _ but despite his detailed plans, things get out of control when the party animals arrive. He's back! Scaredy Squirrel, the loveable worrywart, returns for another nutty adventure. Scaredy never plans big birthday parties. He'd rather celebrate alone quietly in the safety of his nut tree and avoid those pesky party animals (ants, clownfish, ponies and Bigfoot). When all his excessive plans are thrown up in the air like confetti, will Scaredy play dead and cancel? Or will he face the music?
Author: Matt Rissinger Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc. ISBN: 9781402701207 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 52
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You'll go mad for these jokes! They're so wacky and wild, they'll just keep cracking you up over and over again. Why don't fish go on-line? Because they're afraid of being caught in the net. Where do great dragons end up? In the Hall of Flame. What is a baker's favorite kind of book? A who-donut. Where do spies do their shopping? At the snooper-market. It's a laugh riot.
Author: Bob Phillips Publisher: Harvest House Publishers ISBN: 0736932720 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 114
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Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) has done it again. This wild collection of knock-knock jokes is sure to keep the kids giggling and Gramps chuckling—the whole household will be in stitches! Keep this book in the car for some rib-tickling fun on long road trips. Keep it in the playroom for a quick smile. Keep it on a nearby ereader or app for a surefire icebreaker at the party. Filled to the brim with funny and just plain silly riddles, this is a book every kid will want and every parent will enjoy. Laughter is only a knock-knock joke away!
Author: Claire Schumacher
Author: Claire Schumacher
Author: The Story Lady
Author: Ted Nancy
Author: DAWN GREENFIELD IRELAND
Author: Sithesh C Govind
Author: Melanie Watt
Author: William M. Painter
Author: Matt Rissinger
Author: Bob Phillips
Author: Carolyn W. Lima