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Author: Roger Friedman Publisher: iUniverse ISBN: 0595338283 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 209
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There are the first-year milestones that everyone talks about--baby's first smile, first steps, and first words--and then there are all the firsts that everyone conveniently forgets to mention. The first time you find yourself hanging around the baby store parking lot, waiting for the doors to open so you can make an emergency breast pump purchase. The first time you discover that girls, too, can shoot pee across the changing table when you're least expecting it. And the first time you discover baby poop smeared on your tie moments before you need to leave for work (and it was your wife, not you, who changed the poopy diaper). It's not surprising that firsts like this leave you feeling like you're on your own as a new father, and that perhaps you should've skimmed one or two of your partner's what-to-expect books that appeared everywhere around the house over the course of her pregnancy. With "Nipple Confusion, Uncoordinated Pooping and Spittle: The Life of a Newborn's Father," Roger Friedman wonderfully captures all of his daughter's firsts in an often humorous, sometimes poignant, and occasionally grown-up manner. It's an enjoyable, honest account of the confusing, terrifying, and downright messy world of parenthood. Not only does it give you an idea of what might be in store, it lets you know you've got plenty of company when it comes to all of those firsts you never imagined.
Author: Jolie Damman Publisher: ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 692
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Why he's gotten his eyes set on me all of a sudden, I don't know. He's gorgeous and he dresses the part. His bad-boy attitude is just one of his many facets, and they make me fall hard for him. I should be stronger than this, but I'm not. His presence alone is enough to keep me frozen in place whenever he comes across me. His smug face is proof that he thinks I'm below him, and his smoldering eyes… They make me hope there's something underneath all the torment he punishes me with. I should hate him, but I don't… not anymore. I know he thinks he owns me, and he won't stop until he makes me kneel. It's not going to happen, though... I'm the one that's going to make him sink to his knees. This dark high school romance bundle includes the following stories: Take Control, Stop Dreaming (Dark College), Stop Running, Lure Me, Under his Mercy, Have no Fear, and Fallen Angel.
Author: Samantha Conley Publisher: Samantha Rozell ISBN: 1963866193 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 255
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Will I be the one down on my knees, or will she? Camryn’s nerd-girl tendencies have served her well academically. It has always been her personal life that had her barely able to tread water. Years of abuse and ridicule from the one person that should have loved her best has made Camryn hide away from the rest of the world, content to stay in the background. When her long-term relationship ends, she’s ready to be done with love altogether. It’s not worth the hurt. Not to her. A rock star. A man-whore. A guy nobody expects to settle down. Isaac has known Camryn for years, but he’s never seen as her anything but a friend. Until now. Camryn is everything he wants in life and exactly what he needs. He just needs to convince her how good they’d be together. But both Camryn and Isaac have secrets, and when they’re revealed, it could ruin everything before it even begins.
Author: Rocco Giordano Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1446671623 Category : Sports & Recreation Languages : en Pages : 182
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Every runner wants to get to the finish line quicker and set a personal best. Bleeding Nipples tells you how. Packed full of practical advice from a veteran runner, Bleeding Nipples takes you on a twenty-mile journey from socks and drugs to the rock'n'roll of the winner's medal, answering some burning questions along the way... -How many pints you can drink before it affects your performance -Why you shouldn't run with a dog -How to pick and choose your races to become a county champion -Why running is like heavy metal drumming -What to eat before, after and during a race. Brutally honest and refreshingly personal, Bleeding Nipples will make you laugh. It might make you cry. Best of all, it will make you fast!
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