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Author: Cam and Jd Biros Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 53
Book Description
For starters, 100% of proceeds from the sale of this book go to the Mid-Ohio Foodbank. As for the book, it's a silly holiday tale, full of twists, tinsel and tuna fish. What started as a way to fight boredom one weekend turned into a father-son "you write, I write" chapter authoring activity, followed by hours of plotting at the school bus stop each morning. If you like lazy cats, snarky dogs, mischievous elves, and misplaced narwhal teeth, you'll love this story. In fact, you might even be willing to add it to the stack of Christmas books you set on the coffee table each season -- even if it's at the bottom. So laugh out loud and enjoy. And if you can relate to the big reveal at the end, send us a note; we're starting a club.
Author: Cam and Jd Biros Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 53
Book Description
For starters, 100% of proceeds from the sale of this book go to the Mid-Ohio Foodbank. As for the book, it's a silly holiday tale, full of twists, tinsel and tuna fish. What started as a way to fight boredom one weekend turned into a father-son "you write, I write" chapter authoring activity, followed by hours of plotting at the school bus stop each morning. If you like lazy cats, snarky dogs, mischievous elves, and misplaced narwhal teeth, you'll love this story. In fact, you might even be willing to add it to the stack of Christmas books you set on the coffee table each season -- even if it's at the bottom. So laugh out loud and enjoy. And if you can relate to the big reveal at the end, send us a note; we're starting a club.
Author: Victoria Alexander Publisher: Zebra Books ISBN: 142013227X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 400
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#1 New York Times–bestselling author: “Droll banter . . . Well-placed plot twists . . . Jack and Teddy are two of [Alexander’s] all-time finest creations.” —Publishers Weekly The bride and groom cordially request your presence for a wedding at Millworth Manor . . . Guests will include Jackson Quincy Graham Channing, New York City banker, and Lady Theodosia “Teddy” Winslow, wedding planner to the finest families in England. Introductions shall be followed by light conversation, dancing, flirtation, arguing, reconciliation, and an impulsive kiss that both parties are quite certain they will never repeat. Until they do. A mutually beneficial fake engagement will be accompanied by all manner of very real complications, scandalous revelations, nefarious schemes, and one inescapable conclusion: That true love—unlike the perfect wedding—is impossible to plan . . . “Readers will come for the romance and stay for the family dramas.” —Kirkus Reviews Praise for the writing of Victoria Alexander “Sparkling dialogue and endearing characters make this an enthralling read.” —Sabrina Jeffries “Wickedly funny historical romance.” —Booklist
Author: Markus Zusak Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers ISBN: 0307433846 Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 578
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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • ONE OF TIME MAGAZINE’S 100 BEST YA BOOKS OF ALL TIME The extraordinary, beloved novel about the ability of books to feed the soul even in the darkest of times. When Death has a story to tell, you listen. It is 1939. Nazi Germany. The country is holding its breath. Death has never been busier, and will become busier still. Liesel Meminger is a foster girl living outside of Munich, who scratches out a meager existence for herself by stealing when she encounters something she can’t resist–books. With the help of her accordion-playing foster father, she learns to read and shares her stolen books with her neighbors during bombing raids as well as with the Jewish man hidden in her basement. In superbly crafted writing that burns with intensity, award-winning author Markus Zusak, author of I Am the Messenger, has given us one of the most enduring stories of our time. “The kind of book that can be life-changing.” —The New York Times “Deserves a place on the same shelf with The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank.” —USA Today DON’T MISS BRIDGE OF CLAY, MARKUS ZUSAK’S FIRST NOVEL SINCE THE BOOK THIEF.
Author: David Sedaris Publisher: Hachette UK ISBN: 0748123075 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 89
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A collection of surprising, disarming and 'extremely funny' essays from the internationally bestselling author of Me Talk Pretty One Day (Sunday Times) Santaland Diaries collects six of David Sedaris's most profound Christmas stories into one slender volume perfect for use as a last-minute coaster or ice-scraper. This drinking man's companion can be enjoyed by the warmth of a raging fire, the glow of a brilliantly decorated tree, or even in the back seat of a police car. It should be read with your eyes, felt with your heart, and heard only when spoken to. It should, in short, behave much like a book. And oh, what a book it is! 'Sedaris writes with a gentle but unfailing acuity and a keen eye for the ridiculous ... extremely funny' -Sunday Times
Author: Carl N. Toney Publisher: Wipf and Stock Publishers ISBN: 172529527X Category : Religion Languages : en Pages : 184
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Did you know that the Christmas story almost wasn't told? But Matthew and Luke saved Christmas. Have you wondered if Christmas is really a pagan holiday? Did marketers invent Santa Claus? And what does a Christmas tree have to do with anti-slavery? We'll learn which traditions come from the Bible and where other traditions derive. Have you ever considered who Jesus was named after? Or why Jesus's genealogy is traced to Joseph if he's not Jesus's biological father? We'll answer questions like these surrounding Jesus's legacy. Maybe you've asked what was the Bethlehem star? Or have you heard that there wasn't an inn or innkeeper? With these kinds of inquiries, we'll look at the circumstances surrounding Jesus's birth. Do we know if the magi were kings, astrologers, or magicians? Or could you name the oldest person that met baby Jesus? By interacting with these people who met Jesus on that first Christmas, we'll join the cast of characters around the manger. As we explore the stories and traditions of Christmas together, we'll ruin some past misconceptions, but in the process, I promise that we'll rediscover Jesus.
Author: Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen Publisher: Abrams ISBN: 1613122276 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 40
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In this spirited reworking of the classic song “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” Joy has to deal with her first Christmas with a new baby brother—and nothing could be worse. He drools on the ornaments and ruins the presents, he eats all the cookies and smashes the snowmen, and he’s on the verge of taking over the whole holiday. Joy’s patience runs out as the baby’s mishaps pile up. A sweet surprise turns the tables on Joy, who eventually appreciates what her baby brother adds to the holiday. Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen and Ryan Wood pair perfectly for this funny holiday book with a sibling-appreciation message that will make readers laugh and sing along with every reading.
Author: David Sedaris Publisher: Little, Brown ISBN: 0316073636 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 140
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David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favoritesas the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French ("Jesus Shaves"); what to do when you've been locked out in a snowstorm ("Let It Snow"); the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations ("Six to Eight Black Men"); what Halloween at the medical examiner's looks like ("The Monster Mash"); and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry ("Cow and Turkey"). No matter what your favorite holiday, you won't want to miss celebrating it with the author who has been called "one of the funniest writers alive" (Economist).
Author: Danielle Steel Publisher: Dell ISBN: 0307566358 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 461
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In Bittersweet, Danielle Steel has written a novel for our times, a story of choices and new beginnings. India Taylor lived in a world of manicured lawns and neatly maintained calendars: a merry-go-round of Little League, piano lessons, and Cape Cod summer vacations. With four wonderful children, India believed in commitment and sacrifice, just as she believed in Doug, the man she married 17 years before. For India, this was the promise she made, the life she had chosen--not the award-winning career as a photojournalist she once had. It was a choice she had never truly regretted. Until she begins to regret it with all her heart. India couldn't pinpoint the exact moment. Perhaps it was the last time her agent called, begging her to take an assignment Doug insisted she turn down. Or perhaps it was when Doug told her he thought of her as a companion and someone to take care of their kids, and not much more. At that moment, the price of the sacrifices she'd made began to seem high. And then, she met Paul Ward. A Wall Street tycoon married to a bestselling author, Paul lived life on his own terms, traveling the world on his own yacht. India hadn't planned to become Paul's friend. Anything more was unthinkable. Yet talking to Paul was so easy. India could share her dreams with him, and offer comfort when Paul suffers a heartbreak of his own. And while Paul urges India to reclaim her career, Doug is adamantly against it, determined to keep her tied to the home. But with Paul's encouragement, India slowly, painfully, begins to break free, and find herself again. Rediscovering her creativity and her courage, India uses Paul like a beacon on the horizon, sharing intimate phone conversations with a man half a world away, a man who never stops reminding her of all that is possible for her. India is changing, and nothing in her life will ever be the same again. Not her marriage. Not her friendship with Paul. And when India is presented with an irresistible opportunity, she makes a heart-wrenching decision, leaving a safe, familiar place-and the people she loves there-to move into the terror of the unknown. Bittersweet is her story, a story of freedom, of having dreams and making choices to find them. With unerring insight, Danielle Steel has created a moving portrait of a woman who dares to embark on a new adventure and the man who helps her get there. Her painful, exhilarating journey inspires us all.
Author: Toni Jordan Publisher: Text Publishing ISBN: 1921961120 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 257
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It is 1939 and although Australia is about to go to war, it doesn’t quite realise yet that the situation is serious. Deep in the working-class Melbourne suburb of Richmond it is business—your own and everyone else’s—as usual. And young Kip Westaway, failed scholar and stablehand, is living the most important day of his life.
Author: Cam and Jd Biros
Author: Cam and Jd Biros
Author: Victoria Alexander
Author: Markus Zusak
Author: David Sedaris
Author: Carl N. Toney
Author: Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen
Author: Gaye Hemsley
Author: David Sedaris
Author: Danielle Steel
Author: Toni Jordan