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Author: Adam Wallace Publisher: Never EVER ISBN: 9781637312834 Category : Tickling Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
As Thanksgiving draws near, we have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing we should always be thankful for is this ... we didn't tickle a turkey! Why? Well, you should never EVER tickle a turkey! It leads to disaster! Here's one stinky reason it's not good: And finally, the most serious reason, And a stinky one to boot. Is tickling makes turkeys laugh so much, The turkey's gonna toot! Not only that, but you shouldn't trust a turkey either, or translate its gobbles into words. There are SO many things you shouldn't do to a turkey! Find them all out in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Never Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!
Author: Adam Wallace Publisher: Never EVER ISBN: 9781637312834 Category : Tickling Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
As Thanksgiving draws near, we have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing we should always be thankful for is this ... we didn't tickle a turkey! Why? Well, you should never EVER tickle a turkey! It leads to disaster! Here's one stinky reason it's not good: And finally, the most serious reason, And a stinky one to boot. Is tickling makes turkeys laugh so much, The turkey's gonna toot! Not only that, but you shouldn't trust a turkey either, or translate its gobbles into words. There are SO many things you shouldn't do to a turkey! Find them all out in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Never Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!
Author: Adam Wallace Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc. ISBN: 1492695378 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 35
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A New York Times Bestseller! From the bestselling How to Catch series comes a festive turkey tale and Thanksgiving book for kids! A turkey is running loose in a school right before a Thanksgiving play. Can YOU help catch it so the show can go on? Follow along as students turn their school upside down trying to catch the turkey, ending with a twist that ensures no turkeys are harmed (or eaten!). This hilariously zany children's picture book combines STEAM concepts and traps with a silly story and fun illustrations, perfect for starting a new fall family tradition this autumn or giving as a Thanksgiving gift for kids ages 4 and up! Thanksgiving time is here again, but there's a turkey on the run! Can you catch this tricky bird before the school play has begun? Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch the Easter Bunny How to Catch an Elf How to Catch a Monster How to Catch a Leprechaun and more!
Author: Lisa Wheeler Publisher: Carolrhoda Books ® ISBN: 1728404835 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 32
Book Description
Lisa Wheeler's bouncy, rhyming text and Barry Gott's energetic illustrations invite readers to celebrate a dino-style Thankgiving! Follow along as dinos travel over the river and through the woods to join together with family. They enjoy favorite activities, including a corn maze, a televised parade with giant balloon creations, and of course a football game! The dinos share in not one but two feasts—one for the carnivores and another for the veggie-saurs. Join in the fun as the dinos find much to be thankful for on this special holiday!
Author: Jeanne Willis Publisher: Andersen Press USA ISBN: 1467744239 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 30
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The most action-packed banana-peel gag ever! What happens when mischievous Hyena puts a banana peel on unsuspecting Giraffe's path? A lot of hilarious chaos, it turns out. Kids will laugh and laugh at the crazy chain of events Hyena's practical joke sets in motion. In the end though, the joke's on Hyena, and readers will learn the smelly consequences of laughing too much at others' misfortunes.
Author: Becky Cummings Publisher: ISBN: 9781951597023 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 34
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When Wobble the turkey finds out Farmer Joe wil be "having him for dinner" on Thanksgiving, he is shaking with excitement to be a dinner guest. As the farmer sharpens his ax and prepares for the big day, Wobble prepares too. Find out how dinner turns out for Wobble in this adorable story that captures the true meaning of Thanksgiving--Cover.
Author: Barbara G. Hennessy Publisher: Viking Juvenile ISBN: 9780670877799 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 32
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Counts things associated with a harvest feast in colonial Plymouth Colony, including pilgrims, Wampanoags, nuts, squash, and, of course, turkeys.
Author: Martin Page Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 144064912X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 177
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Ignorance is bliss, or so hopes Antoine, the lead character in Martin Page's stinging satire, How I Became Stupid—a modern day Candide with a Darwin Award like sensibility. A twenty-five-year-old Aramaic scholar, Antoine has had it with being brilliant and deeply self-aware in today's culture. So tortured is he by the depth of his perception and understanding of himself and the world around him that he vows to denounce his intelligence by any means necessary in order to become "stupid" enough to be a happy, functioning member of society. What follows is a dark and hilarious odyssey as Antoine tries everything from alcoholism to stock-trading in order to lighten the burden of his brain on his soul.
Author: Mary Nhin Publisher: Never EVER ISBN: 9781637312483 Category : Languages : en Pages : 34
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Ahhhhh, unicorns. Magical, mystical, mythical, magnificent creatures! But, here's the thing ... you do not want to EVER upset a unicorn! No chance no way no how! You should also never underestimate or unbalance them. It makes them so mad! Here's just the start of the story: Never EVER upset a unicorn, Because there's a proven link Between a unicorn becoming upset, And a unicorn kicking up a stink! Learn all the reasons why it's a bad thing to upset a unicorn, and more, in this brand new book by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the best-selling author of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Dance with Dracula Never Ever Tickle a Turkey Never Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!
Author: Lesley Frost Publisher: ISBN: Category : Children's stories, American Languages : en Pages : 76
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First Lee (3-1/2) and Elinor (5) and their mother imagine a giraffe, which they capture to bring home. Next, Ricky the puppy is given to them. After that, the imaginations fly and "really" must be sorted carefully from "not really"--at least when it matters.
Author: Adam Wallace Publisher: ISBN: 9781637310830 Category : Languages : en Pages : 36
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Everyone loves llamas! How could you not? They're cute and cuddly and have those long necks. But there's more to llamas than meets the eye, especially if, for some reason, you try to lick one! Never EVER lick a llama, Why? The reasons are immense. Decide NOW not to do it, Don't sit on the fence. Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Collect them all!
Author: Adam Wallace
Author: Adam Wallace
Author: Adam Wallace
Author: Lisa Wheeler
Author: Jeanne Willis
Author: Becky Cummings
Author: Barbara G. Hennessy
Author: Martin Page
Author: Mary Nhin
Author: Lesley Frost
Author: Adam Wallace