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Author: Modine Gunch Publisher: ISBN: 9780972396837 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 153
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"Before Katrina, Modine Gunch was Everywoman who fought with pantyhose until they went out of style, shoved dirty dishes into the oven when her mother-in-law was coming up the walk, shudderingly oversaw school science projects involving roaches, and insisted that a dish that didn't survive the dishwasher didn't deserve to live. Her family's adventures have tickled the funnybones of New Orleans Magazine readers for 25 years and have appeared in two books: Never heave your bosom in a front-hook bra and Never sleep with a fat man in July. But in 2005, home was where the levees broke. The Gunch family's houses, strung comfortably close together along one block, were among those washed away. So the Gunches found out that they were double-wide and their FEMA trailers weren't; 'Don't come knockin' if this trailer's rockin' meant somebody was stretched out in the vibrating recliner; and the talent God gave Modine was for cleaning out putrid refrigerators. But five years later, the Gunches are still standing--when they're not second-lining"--Publisher description.
Author: Modine Gunch Publisher: ISBN: 9780972396837 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 153
Book Description
"Before Katrina, Modine Gunch was Everywoman who fought with pantyhose until they went out of style, shoved dirty dishes into the oven when her mother-in-law was coming up the walk, shudderingly oversaw school science projects involving roaches, and insisted that a dish that didn't survive the dishwasher didn't deserve to live. Her family's adventures have tickled the funnybones of New Orleans Magazine readers for 25 years and have appeared in two books: Never heave your bosom in a front-hook bra and Never sleep with a fat man in July. But in 2005, home was where the levees broke. The Gunch family's houses, strung comfortably close together along one block, were among those washed away. So the Gunches found out that they were double-wide and their FEMA trailers weren't; 'Don't come knockin' if this trailer's rockin' meant somebody was stretched out in the vibrating recliner; and the talent God gave Modine was for cleaning out putrid refrigerators. But five years later, the Gunches are still standing--when they're not second-lining"--Publisher description.
Author: Modine Gunch Publisher: St Martins Press ISBN: 9780312076405 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 144
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Modine Gunch is Everywoman who thanks God for indoor plumbing because the bathroom is the only place to get away from the kids and who is tempted to clean the kitchen floor with a garden hose. The "Modine Gunch" column appears monthly in New Orleans Magazine. Over 30 illustrations.
Author: Wendy L. Zake Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1329018923 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 310
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This is a power house of a story equally packed with action and emotion. Often people's lives reflect the weather, such as hurricanes, and As The Tortilla Burns is such a story. It isn't all sweet and harmonious like invented stories, but tastes of disappointment, obstacles and bewilderment, of madness and dreams like the lives of real people who no longer lie to themselves, learning invaluable lessons about life. With blessings, angels, empathy and compassion she finds herself on a journey to the depths of her soul and with the will and courage to survive, she leaves behind everything she once held dear in a harrowing true story of discovery and transformation.
Author: Modine Gunch Publisher: St Martins Press ISBN: 9780312098834 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 117
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Humorous essays discuss carsickness, bad hair days, high heels, Halloween, Thanksgiving, directions, Christmas, shaving, Mardi Gras, and spring
Author: Mark Schleifstein Publisher: Little, Brown ISBN: 0316076597 Category : Nature Languages : en Pages : 286
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At 5:02 A.M. on August 29, 2005, Power Went Out in the Superdome. Not long after, wind ripped giant white rubber sheets off the roof and sent huge shards of debris flying toward Uptown. Rivulets of rainwater began finding their way down through the ceiling, dripping and pouring into the stands, the mezzanine, and the football field. Without ventilation, the air began to get gamy with the smell of sweat and garbage. The bathrooms stopped working. Many people slept; others waited, mostly in silence.
Author: Cheyenne Harty Publisher: 19th Edition of Settler's Handbook ISBN: 0989166627 Category : Reference Languages : en Pages : 228
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The VI Settler's Handbook has been the number relocation guide to the US Virgin Islands for the past 40 years and is in high demand by individuals who either want to relocate here or invest in one way or another. The VI Settler's Handbook contains A-to-Z information relative to all aspects of life in the Virgin Islands ranging from history, culture, sports, recreation, government, interesting factoids, as well as an in-depth Services Directory highlighting products and services in the areas of shipping, real estate, appraising, surveying, constructing, insurance, sales and installation of furnishings and appliances, automotive rentals and dealerships, etc.
Author: United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on Environment and Public Works. Subcommittee on Clean Air, Wetlands, Private Property, and Nuclear Safety Publisher: ISBN: Category : Political Science Languages : en Pages : 64
Author: Catherine Gervais' Publisher: AuthorHouse ISBN: 1452040443 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 298
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"And the Sky Was Clean" is a compelling story; beautifully written about life on the windswept shores of a small southern town on the Gulf of Mexico; Long Beach, Mississippi. It was the summer of '69 that a monster was lurking in the Atlantic Ocean, biding her time and growing like a fast spreading cancer. Her name was Camille. She would be dubbed "the storm of a lifetime"; devastating the entire Gulf Coast and a way of life beloved by all. The Gervais' family, like so much of the Coast, is a melting pot of cultures. Gene, the patriarch hailed from the beautiful land of lakes in far off St. Paul Minnesota. He met married Ida, a daughter of the south, whose roots run deep in the Mississippi mud after World War II while stationed at Keesler Air Force Base in the nearby town of Biloxi. Later, their youngest, Cathy would fall in love with a handsome young Biloxi boy by the name of Ricky Suarez who's Cajun French and Spanish ancestry is forever linked with the sea and all her bounty. While the south endured times of civil unrest and the Vietnam War, it also was forced to suffer through Camille, a level five catastrophic hurricane on a hot August night in 1969; who forever changed the standard of measurement for all other storms that rolled ashore thereafter. Then in 2005, the storm of all storms: hurricane Katrina made Camille look as though it were a mere warm up performance for the main act. It's been said that hurricane Camille killed more people in 2005 than she did in 1969, due to the local attitudes that espoused her as the icon of all storms, the tempest that would surely never come to pass again! As New Orleans took center stage in the national news, the fact that Mississippi bore the brunt of Katrina's wrath was lost to a nation glued to events unfolding in the Crescent City. Countless small villages and communities across Mississippi were plunged into darkness, cut off from the rest of the world; struggling to survive the elements! Life and the effects of these two catastrophic events are told in this compelling story based on the events as they unfolded with both families, bound by the love of their two children for one another. Each family is touched and forever changed by their struggles and triumphs as Cathy and Ricky discover through their faith in God that no matter how great the battle; God's love and hope is greater still!
Author: Modine Gunch
Author: Modine Gunch
Author: Modine Gunch
Author: Wendy L. Zake
Author: Modine Gunch
Author: Mark Schleifstein
Author: Jenna Chrisphonte
Author: Cheyenne Harty
Author: United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on Environment and Public Works. Subcommittee on Clean Air, Wetlands, Private Property, and Nuclear Safety
Author: United States. Congress. House. Committee on Government Reform
Author: Catherine Gervais'