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Author: Avery Monsen Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 145213538X Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 96
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If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.
Author: Avery Monsen Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 145213538X Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 96
Book Description
If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.
Author: Hanoch Piven Publisher: Schwartz & Wade ISBN: 0375982787 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 41
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Here's the perfect back-to-school gift for budding artists. Like the creator's previous picture book, My Dog Is as Smelly as Dirty Socks, this picture book encourages children to be creative and make their own object portraits. It's a fun activity for home or for the classroom. You can even check out portraits made by other readers in the "kids' gallery" of author Hanoch Piven's Web site, www.pivenworld.com—and while you're at it, send in your own! Learn how to create a funny librarian, a colorful art teacher, or your best friend by seeing how one girl does it in this simple, playful picture book that's comprised of portraits made of objects. Once the girl has talked about—and drawn—the key figures in her school, she ends with the pièce de résistance—a class portrait!
Author: Ruth Soukup Publisher: HarperChristian + ORM ISBN: 0310337739 Category : Business & Economics Languages : en Pages : 149
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“If you struggle to simplify your life and wish you could savor the here and now, this book is a must-read.” —Crystal Paine, founder of MoneySavingMom.com and New York Times–bestselling author Have you ever felt that your life—and budget—is spiraling out of control? Do you sometimes wish you could pull yourself together but wonder exactly how to manage all the scattered pieces of a chaotic life? Is it possible to find balance? In a word, yes. Ruth Soukup knows firsthand how stressful an unorganized life and budget can be. Through personal stories, biblical truth, and practical action plans, she will inspire you to make real and lasting changes to your personal goals, home, and finances. With honesty and the wisdom of someone who has been there, Ruth will help you: Discover your “sweet spot” —that place where your talents and abilities intersect. Take back your time and schedule by making simple shifts in your daily habits. Reduce stress in your home and family by clearing out the clutter. Stop busting your budget and learn to cut your grocery bill in half. This book provides real and practical solutions from someone who has been there. Ruth doesn’t just offer advice, she walks it with you, and shares with brutal honesty her own mistakes, failures, and shortcomings. It is encouraging, motivating, and life-changing. “An inspiring book full of step-by-step instructions and spiritual wisdom. I love how Ruth is transparent about her mistakes as she leads us to reevaluate our priorities. This book is a great biblical guide to living well and finding joy!” —Courtney Joseph, founder of Women Living Well Ministries
Author: Heidi McKinnon Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1534410333 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 38
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John Klassen’s I Want My Hat Back meets Lucy Ruth Cummins’s A Hungry Lion in this hilarious, deadpan story about a creature looking for a new friend after eating his last one. A little creature is looking for a new friend, but he’s not having any luck. Why is he looking for a new friend? Because he ate his old one. Heidi McKinnon delivers a hilariously macabre story with colorful illustrations and a satisfying, dry wit.
Author: Meghan Quinn Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781547271443 Category : Nursing students Languages : en Pages : 330
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When I found an eviction notice taped on my apartment door, I had two options: find a comfortable cardboard box to call home, or move in with Tucker Jameson. Seeing that cardboard makes me feel itchy, I chose the latter. Which shouldn't be that big of a deal since Tucker is one of my good friends. And because he's still pining after his ex-girlfriend and I'm trying to finish my nursing degree, there is nothing to worry about in the romance department, making my last semester an easy one to conquer. Boy, was I wrong. Rules are set, dinners are made, conversations are had, and a shirtless, swoony roommate walks around in nothing but a pair of black briefs, ruining me for every other man. Before I know it, I turn into a panting, lust-filled woman begging for Tucker to kiss me, touch me, and show me exactly what is hiding under those briefs. But with great orgasms, comes great consequences. Tucker might be my friend and roommate but he's also my best friend's ex-boyfriend, making him completely off-limits. At least that's what my brain is telling me, my heart is speaking an entirely different language.
Author: Travis Foster Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 1452162360 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 57
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This book is full of wonderful WORDS and beautiful PICTURES! And it's EXCITING! And it's FUNNY! It might be the BEST BOOK EVER—if we could decide whose book it is. Redd and Bloo explore the way a book is made and accidentally build a friendship, too, in this tale told only in dialogue. Travis Foster and Ethan Long offer a hilarious story about the joy of reading, which brings people together in unexpected ways, proving that each book truly belongs to . . . the people who love it. Plus, this is the fixed format version, which looks almost identical to the print edition.
Author: Gioula Chelten Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781547218929 Category : Languages : en Pages : 42
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A Wonderful Combination of Humor, Naiveté and Sweetness... The Brave Silly Rabbit is an adorably illustrated children's book about an endearing little rabbit, who you cannot help but fall in love with. It's a wonderful read-out-loud book, that keeps children engaged till the end. Rabbit is strong and brave. He is the toughest rabbit he knows, and he will certainly never hide or run from danger. That's because he can outrun anyone, and he is not afraid of anything or anyone. But rabbits have natural predators, don't they? Left out in nature, how would rabbit deal with the likes of a snake, a hawk, a fox, or a bobcat? Vibrant Illustrations and Playful Language keep Children Engaged Despite the odds, Rabbit remains defiant and confident in himself. It is that defiance, that makes the book such a fun read. The rhyming stanzas are somewhat reminiscent to Little Blue Truck, by Alice Schertle. And like that book, The Brave Silly Rabbit is sure to liven up the reading experience of any toddler or preschooler. The illustrations are colorful, pleasing, and cleverly matched with the rhymes. The Brave Silly Rabbit is sure to become a storytime favorite.
Author: Avery Monsen
Author: Avery Monsen
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