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Author: Mary-Lou Weisman Publisher: Workman Publishing ISBN: 0761177477 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 91
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Mimicking the popular format of baby books, a gently satirical celebration of middle age offers space to record Memorable Firsts--liver spot, conservative opinion--Primary Care givers--Manicurist, Hair Colorist--and other indications of the onset of mid-life.
Author: Mary-Lou Weisman Publisher: Workman Publishing ISBN: 9781563058172 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 84
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First lost tooth. First colonoscopy. First second mortgage. First chin hair. First comb-over. All of these memorable firsts belong in MY MIDDLE-AGED BABY BOOK: A Place to Write Down All the Things You'll Soon Forget. A padded and chewable keepsake with room to write in significant firsts, it's a perfect gift for a milestone birthday, when you're old enough not to take yourself too seriously. ?A comic classic, My Middle-Aged Baby Book is the irrepressibly cheeky celebration of middle age in the form of a fill-in baby book--and the perfect gift for both women ("Is it hot in here, or is it just me?") and men (remember, it's prostate not prostrate). It's a place to record firsts: my first colonoscopy, my first reading glasses, my first words ("everything hurts"). Vital statistics: including married name(s), circumference of abdomen, cholesterol count (bad HDLs, good HDLs). Primary caregivers: urologist, periodontist, colorist. It explains the Seven Stages of Hair Loss, answers the question Am I Smiling . . . or Is It Gas?, covers Sex? (Check one: Yes, No, Can't Remember), and what happens When I Grow Up--go ahead, be a burden to your children! ?And for everyone who forgot where they put their reading glasses, the book is thoughtfully printed on anti-glare paper in large, easy-to-read type.
Author: Mary-Lou Weisman Publisher: Workman Publishing ISBN: 0761177477 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 91
Book Description
Mimicking the popular format of baby books, a gently satirical celebration of middle age offers space to record Memorable Firsts--liver spot, conservative opinion--Primary Care givers--Manicurist, Hair Colorist--and other indications of the onset of mid-life.
Author: Ruth Yunker Publisher: Diamond Publishing House ISBN: 9781736882207 Category : Languages : en Pages : 218
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". . . humorous and wisdom-filled life lessons; invaluable to anyone hurtling toward that third trimester of life." - IndieReader With one entertaining and thought-provoking story after the other, Ruth Yunker describes her own road traveled to middle age. Now growing old is in sight. Rather than panicking, Yunker realizes this newest phase of her life is going to be an extraordinary journey, if she chooses to embrace it. Yunker has lived a multi-faceted and well-traveled life. She was a perennial New Kid at school. To her horror, she was the very last girl in her class to get a bra. She compares her infant's heads just after birth lying quietly on her chest, to her mother's head, moments after her death, lolling oh so heavily in the same place. She writes of nervously informing her grown daughter she is getting a facelift. She writes about her eyebrows turning white, about the deaths of President Kennedy and John Lennon, about eating with one's hands, and the sudden need for this thing called Spanx. She mourns losing her power in the grocery store check out line, and triumphs in getting it back. Ruth Yunker has found the way to tackle the coming of old age that promises to be a fabulous continuation of the joy-filled life she's living now. She plans to use optimism, power and humor, to carry her through. Her newest book "Baby, I'm the Boss of Me" tells you how you can too.
Author: Mary-Lou Weisman Publisher: Workman Publishing ISBN: 9780761143840 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 96
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Congratulations, baby boomers: You are now officially all middle-aged. ItÕs a book of firsts: My first colonoscopy, my first reading glasses. A book of vital statistics, including married name(s), circumference of abdomen, cholesterol count (HDL and LDL), and home state (Red or Blue). ItÕs a place to keep track of primary care giversÑherbalist, psychopharmacologist. Record favorite expressionsÑIÕm having a senior moment. Dressing on the side, please. 60 is the new 50. Keep track of ÒWhat IÕve Grown,Ó from liver spots to knee flaps. ThereÕs also a place for a lock of hair (if you can spare it) along with the Seven Stages of Hair Loss (men: from minoxidil to shaves head; women: from plucks grey hairs to dyes it champagne blond). Plus essaysÑÒAm I Smiling or Is It Gas,Ó and ÒI Go to School,Ó a parody of Adult Ed classes.
Author: Publisher: Running Press Adult ISBN: 9780671317331 Category : Games & Activities Languages : en Pages : 0
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Now recording the highlights of your baby's first year is easy and fun! 1. Paste a photo of your baby's smiling face on the inside back cover. 2. Use a permanent marker to record major milestones during your baby's first year, from the day of birth to the first birthday. Just think how much fun it will be to read this delightful journal when your baby is two, three, four, five, or when your "baby" gets married and has children of his or her own.
Author: Harriet Ziefert Publisher: ISBN: 9781609051082 Category : Animals Languages : en Pages : 0
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Baby animals have names that are different than their parents as kids will learn in this colorful and lively board book story. 8 spreads.
Author: Cory Silverberg Publisher: Seven Stories Press ISBN: 9781609804862 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 36
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Geared to readers from preschool to age eight, What Makes a Baby is a book for every kind of family and every kind of kid. It is a twenty-first century children’s picture book about conception, gestation, and birth, which reflects the reality of our modern time by being inclusive of all kinds of kids, adults, and families, regardless of how many people were involved, their orientation, gender and other identity, or family composition. Just as important, the story doesn’t gender people or body parts, so most parents and families will find that it leaves room for them to educate their child without having to erase their own experience. Written by a certified sexuality educator, Cory Silverberg, and illustrated by award-winning Canadian artist Fiona Smyth, What Makes a Baby is as fun to look at as it is useful to read.
Author: Publisher: HarperFestival ISBN: 9780694013272 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 32
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Answers children's questions about what new babies look like, what they do and don't do, and what having one around the house will really be like.
Author: Irene O'Book Publisher: HarperFestival ISBN: 9780694008728 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 14
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Maybe My Baby For babies who are fascinated by faces of other babies, here is a love poem from parent to child perfect for sharing.Dancer, astronaut, builder, athlete—what will baby grow up to be? Here is a love poem from parent to child, illustrated in a way that babies love—with funny photos of other babies. Irene O’Book is a poet and artist. This is her first book for children. She lives in Garrison, NY. Dancer, astronaut, builder, athlete—what will baby grow up to be? Here is a love poem from parent to child, illustrated in a way that babies love—with funny photos of other babies. Irene O’Book is a poet and artist. This is her first book for children. She lives in Garrison, NY.
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