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Author: David McKee Publisher: ISBN: 9780099404064 Category : Elmer (Fictitious character) Languages : en Pages : 28
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Elmer loves to make his friends laugh, and here's a selection of all his favourite elephant funnies, jungle jokes and lots more. Why did Elmer wear sunglasses? HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE RECOGNISED Why do elephants have trunks? BECAUSE THEY'D LOOK SILLY IN BIKINIS!
Author: David McKee Publisher: ISBN: 9780099404064 Category : Elmer (Fictitious character) Languages : en Pages : 28
Book Description
Elmer loves to make his friends laugh, and here's a selection of all his favourite elephant funnies, jungle jokes and lots more. Why did Elmer wear sunglasses? HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE RECOGNISED Why do elephants have trunks? BECAUSE THEY'D LOOK SILLY IN BIKINIS!
Author: David McKee Publisher: Random House ISBN: 1849399387 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 33
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Elmer loves practical jokes, but so does his cousin Wilbur. Until, that is, Elmer has an idea which brings Wilbur back down to earth, in more ways than one...
Author: Jason Lefebvre Publisher: Flashlight Press ISBN: 1936261324 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 32
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This enhanced eBook features read-along narration. Although Matty's art teacher has warned him that too much glue never dries, Matty loves glue. After all, he and his dad make oodles of glue projects at home. One day during art class, Matty finds the fullest bottles of glue, and the fun begins. With a squeeze and a plop, Matty pours a lake of glue before belly-flopping right in the middle and finds himself stuck to the desk. When Matty's dad arrives at the school, instead of being mad, he celebrates his son's creativity and calls him a work of art. With vibrant language and artwork and a wild, silly plot, Too Much Glue is sure to appeal to all children who love to get messy.
Author: Tom King Publisher: DC Comics ISBN: Category : Comics & Graphic Novels Languages : en Pages : 44
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After a chance meeting with billionaire Bruce Wayne, Elmer FuddÕs obsession quickly escalates into stalking Batman through the dark alleys and high-class social settings of Gotham City. Welcome to Bat Season! And the bonus Looney Tunes backup story features DC characters written by Tom King and artwork by Byron Vaughns.
Author: Sinclair Lewis Publisher: Standard Ebooks ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 567
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Elmer Gantry isn’t suited to be a lawyer, so he becomes a preacher instead. Although he experiences a variety of failures, and even more successes, Gantry ultimately finds this new career path suits him very well indeed—despite his drinking and womanizing. Throughout his time as a preacher Gantry progresses through the hierarchies of the Baptist and Methodist churches, dabbles in revivalism and “New Thought,” and even experiments with politics, all the while emerging from scandals relatively unscathed and ready to move onward and upward once again. Sinclair Lewis published the satirical Elmer Gantry in 1927 much to the dismay of the religious community. It was denounced from the pulpit, banned by many, and even engendered threats of violence. Despite this—or perhaps because of it—it went on to become a massive success and the best selling novel of that year. One of the most savage satirical assaults against institutionalized religion and its hypocrisy in American literature, Elmer Gantry continues to be a window into a particularly important aspect of American history. This book is part of the Standard Ebooks project, which produces free public domain ebooks.
Author: David McKee Publisher: ISBN: 9781783442683 Category : Board books Languages : en Pages : 0
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All the elephants of the jungle were gray except Elmer, who was a patchwork of brilliant colors until the day he got tired of being different and making the other elephants laugh.
Author: David McKee Publisher: ISBN: 9781783448678 Category : Languages : en Pages : 152
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A collection of five of Elmer's best-loved tales, bound together in a beautiful hardback with a stunning gold and green foiled cover. The perfect gift for fans of Elmer and his colourful adventures, and an ideal introduction for the very youngest readers. This treasury contains: Elmer Elmer and the Rainbow Elmer and the Lost Teddy Elmer in the Snow Elmer's Special Day
Author: Hal Goldblatt Publisher: Archway Publishing ISBN: 1480813176 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 58
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Elmer J. Schmo is a very rich man who has everything he wants. Unfortunately, Elmer is bored. After consulting with his advisors, he decides to hold a contest. Whoever has the best idea to alleviate Elmer's boredom wins one million dollars. After placing an advertisement in the local newspaper, Elmer weeds through hundreds of letters until he sees a hastily scrawled message on a brown paper bag that asks if he has ever collected 'tis bottles. Anxious to find the owner of the message, Elmer hires the FBI and the NSA to investigate. Finally they locate the message's author Our Hero Just Plain Joe, a penniless man without a home or a family who tells them there are four 'tis bottles scattered throughout the world. After Elmer dangles a two-million-dollar prize in front of Just Plain Joe's nose, the unlikely hero embarks on a journey to find the first bottle where he soon discovers the quest may be much more difficult than he ever imagined. The 'tis Bottle is the humorous short story of a very rich man and a plain hero who come together in a daring effort to find four bottles hidden at the very top and bottom of the earth.
Author: David McKee
Author: David McKee
Author: David McKee
Author: David McKee
Author: Jason Lefebvre
Author: Tom King
Author: Jack Jacoby
Author: Sinclair Lewis
Author: David McKee
Author: David McKee
Author: Hal Goldblatt