Mr. Darcy, the Beast

Mr. Darcy, the Beast PDF Author: Valerie Lennox
Publisher: Punk Rawk Books
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 202

Book Description
With gentlemen scarce at the Meryton assembly, Elizabeth Bennet means to scold the man in the shadows who refuses to dance. But when he comes into the light, she sees his horribly scarred face and his limp. Fitzwilliam Darcy survived a tragic carriage accident that claimed the life of his sister, and by all accounts of those who knew him, he is much changed. Now, he is a beast of a man, often in a bad temper, owing the pain he still suffers from the injuries he incurred. Elizabeth pities the man until he kisses her in the middle of the dance floor at the Netherfield Ball with everyone looking on. He’s trapped her in a marriage that is not of her choosing, and now she must travel with him to the isolated estate of Pemberley. Mr. Darcy knows what he’s done is monstrous. But there are monstrous things within him now. He doesn’t know what has possessed him to trespass against this beauty that will now be his wife. He knows he is beyond any hope. And yet… she stirs things within him. He will not let her go. This first book in the Happily Ever Collection unites Beauty and the Beast and Pride and Prejudice. Though each story in the collection takes its cue from a fairy tale, there are neither magic nor otherworldly elements in the stories.

Darcy the Beast

Darcy the Beast PDF Author: Cass Grix
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 270

Book Description
A Jane Austen fairy tale. Beautiful Elizabeth Bennet thinks Mr. Darcy is a Beast - he is a proud, angry man, scarred by life - and she would never consent to living at his home, sacrificing her freedom, if her family's survival was not at stake. Her only solace is the handsome man she dreams of every night.After years of searching, Darcy has found the one woman he wants and he will ask her every night to marry him, until she says yes.Darcy the Beast is a Pride and Prejudice Variation, a mash up of Jane Austen's most beloved couple and the classic French fairy tale, Beauty and the Beast. Follow along as Elizabeth discovers the true man behind the mask.

Pride and Platypus

Pride and Platypus PDF Author: Jane Austen
Publisher: Curiosities
ISBN: 9781607620785
Category : Bennet, Elizabeth (Fictitious character)
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
A hilarious and witty mash-up, an impossible romance, and a truly different, Kafkaesque parody of Jane Austen's beloved classic.

Mr. Darcy's Courtesan

Mr. Darcy's Courtesan PDF Author: Valerie Lennox
Publisher: Punk Rawk Books
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 230

Book Description
When Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy hears that Miss Elizabeth Bennet is about to become mistress to another man, he is appalled. It has been five years since Miss Bennet spurned his proposal, but he has never quite gotten the proud beauty out of his head. Mr. Darcy knows that the Bennets have fallen on hard times. Her father has been dead for years now, and they make their way on their own. Mr. Darcy seeks Miss Bennet out, resolving to do whatever is necessary to help her, including paying back the mountain of debt that her late mother left behind. But Miss Bennet is still proud. She refuses his charity. When he opens his mouth to convince her that she must change her mind, he finds himself making her a different offer altogether. A scandalous offer. A dishonorable offer.

Miss Bennet and the Beast

Miss Bennet and the Beast PDF Author: April Floyd
Publisher: April Floyd
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 216

Book Description
This is a Regency variation of Pride and Prejudice with influences of the well-loved fairytale, Beauty and the Beast. This story DOES NOT contain paranormal elements. This is a novel of 56,171 words. Elizabeth Bennet has gone to Lambton with her Aunt and Uncle Gardiner for the summer after her sister Jane has married Mr. Bingley. Before many days have passed, she meets the elusive Mr. Darcy in the woods near Dunleavy, the estate of her Aunt Gardiner's ailing sister Lady Mary Grace. She is at once infuriated and intrigued by the handsome, arrogant man she has only known through tales of the Bingley family. Rumors whispered by the staff of Dunleavy leave her curious and confused by her feelings for the dark stranger who hides away with his sister in their grand estate. In a strange twist of events, Elizabeth's summer will see her brought closer to the gruff Mr. Darcy and his impertinent sister. She will come to understand she loves the beastly master of Pemberley.

Beauty Slays the Beast

Beauty Slays the Beast PDF Author: April Karber
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781500688196
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 112

Book Description
When Elizabeth Bennet makes a deal with a monster to save her father's life --she never expects to fall for the man who has been her captor. As inspired by the familiar story of Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy, familiar characters are placed into a magical retelling of the beloved classic.

Fifty Shades of Mr. Darcy

Fifty Shades of Mr. Darcy PDF Author: William Codpiece Thwackery
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476727589
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 174

Book Description
A titillating mashup of an erotic bestseller and a romantic classic, peppered with puns, this eBook is sure to satisfy those who love Fifty Shades of Grey and Pride and Prejudice! When Mr. Elliot Bingley comes to court Lizzy Bennet’s sister, she meets his mysterious, grey-eyed friend, a Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy. It takes only one meeting before Lizzy is lured into Darcy’s secret world of lascivious practices and lusty urges. Her heart is racing and her bloomers quivering at the thought of submitting to Mr. Darcy’s every whim…

Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters

Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters PDF Author: Jane Austen
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594744424
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 348

Book Description
New York Times bestseller An uproarious tale of romance, heartbreak, and tentacled mayhem inspired by the classic Jane Austen novel—from the publisher of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters expands the original text of the beloved Jane Austen novel with all-new scenes of giant lobsters, rampaging octopi, two-headed sea serpents, and other biological monstrosities. As our story opens, the Dashwood sisters are evicted from their childhood home and sent to live on a mysterious island full of savage creatures and dark secrets. While sensible Elinor falls in love with Edward Ferrars, her romantic sister Marianne is courted by both the handsome Willoughby and the hideous man-monster Colonel Brandon. Can the Dashwood sisters triumph over meddlesome matriarchs and unscrupulous rogues to find true love? Or will they fall prey to the tentacles that are forever snapping at their heels? This masterful portrait of Regency England blends Jane Austen’s biting social commentary with ultraviolent depictions of sea monsters biting. It’s survival of the fittest—and only the swiftest swimmers will find true love!

Finding Mr. Darcy

Finding Mr. Darcy PDF Author: Valerie Lennox
Publisher: Punk Rawk Books
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 207

Book Description
What if Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth met when they were young? What if Mr. Darcy had an ambitious, cunning uncle? Years ago, Mr. William Oliver was a different man. He was raised to inherit Pemberley, as Fitzwilliam Darcy. The summer of his thirteenth year, he spent his time sneaking off to play games with a girl named Elizabeth, who was visiting her aunt and uncle in Lambton, just miles from his home. But all that changed one tragic day when the boy’s father fell to his death, directly after they’d had a terrible quarrel. His uncle, Simon Darcy, ushered him off, telling him that everyone would believe the boy had killed his own father, and that he must run away and never come back. And so, for ten years, Mr. Oliver has lived another life with another name, as a foundling in London, dependent on the employment of his friend, Charles Bingley. He accepts an invitation to the country with the Bingleys and accompanies them to a public ball. Then he sets eyes on Elizabeth, all grown up. He recognizes her immediately, and he is stunned by her beauty. Also, he is determined that she never reveal who he truly is. This variation adjusts ages to accommodate the idea that Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth could have conceivably been childhood playmates and adds in a few entirely new characters. It could not be termed entirely clean, but there is no consummation until the very end, after our dear couple are happily married.

Miss Bennet and the Beast

Miss Bennet and the Beast PDF Author: April Floyd
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781985283770
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 276

Book Description
Elizabeth Bennet has gone to Lambton with her Aunt and Uncle Gardiner for the summer after her sister Jane has married Mr. Bingley. Before many days have passed, she meets the elusive Mr. Darcy in the woods near Dunleavy, the estate of her Aunt Gardiner's ailing sister Lady Mary Grace. She is at once infuriated and intrigued by the handsome, arrogant man she has only known through tales of the Bingley family. Rumors whispered by the staff of Dunleavy leave her curious and confused by her feelings for the dark stranger who hides away with his sister in their grand estate. In a strange twist of events, Elizabeth's summer will see her brought closer to the gruff Mr. Darcy and his impertinent sister. She will come to understand she loves the beastly master of Pemberley.