Author: Donna Goodrich
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
ISBN: 0736959025
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 114
Book Description
Perfect for entertainment, lead-ins for sermons or speeches, illustrations, and ice breakers, these short jokes and quips will help you relax, encourage your audience to listen, and provide a humorous note for talks, speeches, lessons, and social occasions. Organized by topics that include Marriage, Sports, Sunday School, Work, and more, this little humor book is easy to use and sized to fit into your briefcase, purse, or pocket. A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. Surgeon: “Eve was made from Adam’s rib, and that was surely a surgical operation.” Architect: “Maybe, but before that order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job.” Politician: “That may be, but somebody had to create the chaos!” Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this golf course.” Caddy: “Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth!” Mother: “I don’t think you should marry Henry. He’s a dentist and you’re a manicurist.” Daughter: “What does that have to do with it?” Mother: “I’m afraid you’ll fight tooth and nail.”
The Little Book of Big Laughs
Author: Donna Goodrich
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
ISBN: 0736959025
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 114
Book Description
Perfect for entertainment, lead-ins for sermons or speeches, illustrations, and ice breakers, these short jokes and quips will help you relax, encourage your audience to listen, and provide a humorous note for talks, speeches, lessons, and social occasions. Organized by topics that include Marriage, Sports, Sunday School, Work, and more, this little humor book is easy to use and sized to fit into your briefcase, purse, or pocket. A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. Surgeon: “Eve was made from Adam’s rib, and that was surely a surgical operation.” Architect: “Maybe, but before that order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job.” Politician: “That may be, but somebody had to create the chaos!” Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this golf course.” Caddy: “Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth!” Mother: “I don’t think you should marry Henry. He’s a dentist and you’re a manicurist.” Daughter: “What does that have to do with it?” Mother: “I’m afraid you’ll fight tooth and nail.”
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
ISBN: 0736959025
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 114
Book Description
Perfect for entertainment, lead-ins for sermons or speeches, illustrations, and ice breakers, these short jokes and quips will help you relax, encourage your audience to listen, and provide a humorous note for talks, speeches, lessons, and social occasions. Organized by topics that include Marriage, Sports, Sunday School, Work, and more, this little humor book is easy to use and sized to fit into your briefcase, purse, or pocket. A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. Surgeon: “Eve was made from Adam’s rib, and that was surely a surgical operation.” Architect: “Maybe, but before that order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job.” Politician: “That may be, but somebody had to create the chaos!” Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this golf course.” Caddy: “Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth!” Mother: “I don’t think you should marry Henry. He’s a dentist and you’re a manicurist.” Daughter: “What does that have to do with it?” Mother: “I’m afraid you’ll fight tooth and nail.”
Humor Me
Author: Barbara Johnson
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
ISBN: 9780849917875
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Combining humor with faith, this new pick-me-up book is chock-full of Johnson's (the "geranium lady") patented wit and wisdom, love and laughter, and comfort and grace.
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
ISBN: 9780849917875
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Combining humor with faith, this new pick-me-up book is chock-full of Johnson's (the "geranium lady") patented wit and wisdom, love and laughter, and comfort and grace.
Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
Author: Rob Elliott
Publisher: Revell
ISBN: 0800788036
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 128
Book Description
A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.
Publisher: Revell
ISBN: 0800788036
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 128
Book Description
A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.
Change Your Life!
Author: Allen Klein
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1573445657
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 163
Book Description
Allen Klein, master of the right quote at the right moment, has gathered his favorite, most inspiring words of wisdom into this treasury of moving and meaningful sayings from around the world that incite readers to live life to the fullest. Readers can take this book on the go to get a quick shot of inspiration at any time, or they can select one quote every day for in-depth thought and meditation. The book’s small size makes it ideal to carry in a purse or a bag, or to keep by the computer for those moments of need. However readers choose to use these uplifting and inspiring quotes, they all have the potential to be life-changing. Kipling once said that words are "the most powerful drug used by mankind" — the words in this book are the prescription readers need to revise their lives. The book features a foreword by Jack Canfield, cocreator of the best-selling Chicken Soup for the Soul series.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1573445657
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 163
Book Description
Allen Klein, master of the right quote at the right moment, has gathered his favorite, most inspiring words of wisdom into this treasury of moving and meaningful sayings from around the world that incite readers to live life to the fullest. Readers can take this book on the go to get a quick shot of inspiration at any time, or they can select one quote every day for in-depth thought and meditation. The book’s small size makes it ideal to carry in a purse or a bag, or to keep by the computer for those moments of need. However readers choose to use these uplifting and inspiring quotes, they all have the potential to be life-changing. Kipling once said that words are "the most powerful drug used by mankind" — the words in this book are the prescription readers need to revise their lives. The book features a foreword by Jack Canfield, cocreator of the best-selling Chicken Soup for the Soul series.
Let's Laugh a Little
Author: Leroy Brownlow
Publisher: Brownlow Publishing Company
ISBN: 9780915720880
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 136
Book Description
When your customers are looking for gift ideas where the message is as important as the beauty of the gift, direct them to Brownlow Inspirational Gift Books. These high-performance books in content, beauty, and salability -- from the bestselling classic Leaves of Gold to the humorous and highly popular University of Hard Knocks -- relate to almost every aspect of life. In the fifty years that have gone by since Brownlow first set the standard for beautiful gift books, one thing has not changed: the goal of our Inspirational Gift Books is to inspire and encourage in the demanding days ahead.
Publisher: Brownlow Publishing Company
ISBN: 9780915720880
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 136
Book Description
When your customers are looking for gift ideas where the message is as important as the beauty of the gift, direct them to Brownlow Inspirational Gift Books. These high-performance books in content, beauty, and salability -- from the bestselling classic Leaves of Gold to the humorous and highly popular University of Hard Knocks -- relate to almost every aspect of life. In the fifty years that have gone by since Brownlow first set the standard for beautiful gift books, one thing has not changed: the goal of our Inspirational Gift Books is to inspire and encourage in the demanding days ahead.
Laugh Attack!
Author: Highlights
Publisher: Highlights Press
ISBN: 1629795534
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 350
Book Description
From the joke experts at Highlights, here is the biggest and best joke book for kids ever—jam-packed with more than 1,000 jokes! This 352-page super-sized collection is filled with family-friendly, wholesome, and fun jokes for kids to share with friends, grandparents, and anyone who needs a laugh. With riddles, knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and cartoons, this book will keep kids giggling and grinning, as well as laughing and learning, for hours. This is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for any kid!
Publisher: Highlights Press
ISBN: 1629795534
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 350
Book Description
From the joke experts at Highlights, here is the biggest and best joke book for kids ever—jam-packed with more than 1,000 jokes! This 352-page super-sized collection is filled with family-friendly, wholesome, and fun jokes for kids to share with friends, grandparents, and anyone who needs a laugh. With riddles, knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and cartoons, this book will keep kids giggling and grinning, as well as laughing and learning, for hours. This is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for any kid!
The Little Book of Big F*#k Ups
Author: Ken Lytle
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440512523
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 240
Book Description
From the Donner party to the sinking of the RMS "Titanic," this little book shows that some people's faux pas are worse--way, way worse--than others.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440512523
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 240
Book Description
From the Donner party to the sinking of the RMS "Titanic," this little book shows that some people's faux pas are worse--way, way worse--than others.
The Big Book of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
Author: Rob Elliott
Publisher: Revell
ISBN: 1441234705
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 354
Book Description
Now everyone's favorite joke books from Rob Elliott can be found in one economical volume! Combining his bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliott will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean jokes you can find. Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of hilarity will make you and those around you smile every day.
Publisher: Revell
ISBN: 1441234705
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 354
Book Description
Now everyone's favorite joke books from Rob Elliott can be found in one economical volume! Combining his bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliott will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean jokes you can find. Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of hilarity will make you and those around you smile every day.
Big Nate: In the Zone
Author: Lincoln Peirce
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062107607
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 233
Book Description
Now an animated series from Paramount + & Nickelodeon! The sixth Big Nate book in the New York Times bestselling series by Lincoln Peirce! Perfect for fans of the hilarious Diary of Wimpy Kid series. A laugh-out-loud must-read illustrated novel starring the one and only cartooning genius, king of detention, and Cheez Doodle connoisseur, Nate Wright. Nate’s not having the best of luck . . . in fact; he’s not having ANY luck. But with a little boost thanks to Chad’s lucky foot, suddenly good luck is everywhere Nate turns! Nate’s in the zone! But how long will it last? Includes a sneak peek to the seventh Big Nate novel! “Big Nate is funny, big time.”—Jeff Kinney, author of Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062107607
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 233
Book Description
Now an animated series from Paramount + & Nickelodeon! The sixth Big Nate book in the New York Times bestselling series by Lincoln Peirce! Perfect for fans of the hilarious Diary of Wimpy Kid series. A laugh-out-loud must-read illustrated novel starring the one and only cartooning genius, king of detention, and Cheez Doodle connoisseur, Nate Wright. Nate’s not having the best of luck . . . in fact; he’s not having ANY luck. But with a little boost thanks to Chad’s lucky foot, suddenly good luck is everywhere Nate turns! Nate’s in the zone! But how long will it last? Includes a sneak peek to the seventh Big Nate novel! “Big Nate is funny, big time.”—Jeff Kinney, author of Diary of a Wimpy Kid
The Little Book of Big Fears
Author: Monica Arnaldo
Publisher: Owlkids
ISBN: 9781771470476
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
Introduces 16 fictional children, named in alphabetical order, along with something each fears. In a twist on your typical alphabet book, The Little Book of Big Fears skips several letters along the way. An endnote suggests that looking to these letters which spell GUTSY and BRAVE will help children face their own fears.
Publisher: Owlkids
ISBN: 9781771470476
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
Introduces 16 fictional children, named in alphabetical order, along with something each fears. In a twist on your typical alphabet book, The Little Book of Big Fears skips several letters along the way. An endnote suggests that looking to these letters which spell GUTSY and BRAVE will help children face their own fears.