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Author: Suzanne Schwalb Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc. ISBN: 1441300260 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 146
Book Description
Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles (''What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull''), quips and quotes (''Never moon a werewolf''),''dogma,'' doggerel, and much more, such as dog license errors (''Alaskan Malibu,'' ''Borderline Collie''), it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. Note: Some ''mature'' (actually immature) content.
Author: Suzanne Schwalb Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc. ISBN: 1441300260 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 146
Book Description
Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles (''What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull''), quips and quotes (''Never moon a werewolf''),''dogma,'' doggerel, and much more, such as dog license errors (''Alaskan Malibu,'' ''Borderline Collie''), it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. Note: Some ''mature'' (actually immature) content.
Author: Louis Sachar Publisher: A&C Black ISBN: 1408850346 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 224
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'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.
Author: Labby D. Lab Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781978248939 Category : Languages : en Pages : 46
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Why do Black Labs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! Why do Labs run in circles? 'Cause it's too hard to run in squares! The Labrador Retriever Joke Book is a super funny collection of Black Lab jokes accompanied by beautifully illustrated color artwork. This is the perfect novelty gift for any Lab lover! Want an unusual or weird gift for that special labrador? This is the book for you! The only book FOR and ABOUT Lab dogs! "Funniest book about dogs! EVER!" - Stephanie M. "Best lab gift! My mom is obsessed with labs and totally loves it!" - Jim D. Readers will have a blast with this Labrador Retriever book filled with clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends and family. It's the perfect funny present for Lab lovers, dog enthusiasts, and anyone up for canine humor at its very best. Your search for the best labrador retriever book of jokes is over! This lab joke book is guaranteed to have you, and your dog rolling on the floor begging for more! So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience or give the gift of labradores to others! Here's why The Labrador Retriever Joke Book is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about Labs * Excellent unusual gift for any Lab lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!
Author: Nancy Rider Hunt Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc. ISBN: 9781593598648 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 88
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In this celebration of the bitch within, retro women bust down the walls without breaking a nail or mussing their hair. Nancy Rider Hunt, whose cards and magnets are sold nationwide, illustrated Bitch? Moi? With campy photo collages.If you find yourself wondering if he's worth shaving your legs for, if your inner diva just wants to get down and dirty once in a while, if you prefer your men tranquilized and tagged, make this book your manifesto and join the audacious sisterhood of women who know what they want and how to get it. Serve up some attitude with a twist as you tell the world: "It's Ms. Bitch to you!" Illustrated with photos or winsome artwork, Keepsakes are books to treasure and share. 72 pp, hardcover. 6 1/4" square.
Author: Cesar Dunbar Publisher: Semsoli ISBN: 9781970177138 Category : Languages : en Pages : 132
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Get Ready for a Good Laugh - Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes! Why did the dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the 'barking' lot! All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes - 30+ funny illustrations - No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! Get Your Copy Of: '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador! *** Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. *** Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni! Buy '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids', and get access to all the other jokes! Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Author: Pamela Redmond Satran Publisher: Harper Collins ISBN: 0061898848 Category : Self-Help Languages : en Pages : 196
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How to be cool when you're afraid you've forgotten how . . . Sure, you can try to stay younger by exercising, coloring your hair, and wearing stylish clothes—but how do you respond when someone asks, "Do you Twitter?" How Not to Act Old gives you simple ways to come back from over the hill and to act as young as you look. Covering everything from old-people entertainment (cancel that dinner party!) to old-people communication (it's called a "voice mail," not a "message," and no one leaves or listens to them anyway), Pamela Redmond Satran decodes the behaviors, viewpoints, and cultural touchstones that separate you from the hip young person you wish you still were. This irreverent guide is essential for anyone who doesn't want to embarrass their kids—or themselves.
Author: Brooke N. Newman Publisher: Yale University Press ISBN: 0300225555 Category : History Languages : en Pages : 353
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A major reassessment of the development of race and subjecthood in the British Atlantic Focusing on Jamaica, Britain’s most valuable colony in the Americas by the mid-eighteenth century, this book explores the relationship between racial classifications and the inherited rights and privileges associated with British subject status. Brooke Newman reveals the centrality of notions of blood and blood mixture to evolving racial definitions and sexual practices in colonial Jamaica and to legal and political debates over slavery and the rights of imperial subjects on both sides of the Atlantic. Weaving together a diverse range of sources, Newman shows how colonial racial ideologies rooted in fictions of blood ancestry at once justified permanent, hereditary slavery for Africans and barred members of certain marginalized groups from laying claim to British liberties on the basis of hereditary status. This groundbreaking study demonstrates that challenges to an Atlantic slave system underpinned by distinctions of blood had far-reaching consequences for British understandings of race, gender, and national belonging.
Author: Suzanne Schwalb
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Author: Labby D. Lab
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Author: Brooke N. Newman