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Author: Don Pasco Publisher: ISBN: 9780692023860 Category : Languages : en Pages : 72
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Joel Osteen Jokes Every week Pastor Joel Osteen likes to get started with something funny. Having a sense of humor is an important attribute for all of us to have. We all need the capacity to laugh. After all, joy is a gift from God. We all know there's more than enough negative things in the world that we hear about each and every day, either through the news media or even in our own lives and the lives of those around us. Are You a Light Hearted Person? I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh, chuckle or smile. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too. I am arguably Joel Osteen's biggest fan but rather than argue about it, I'd prefer to just give in to anyone else who feels that they are a bigger fan than me. I currently weigh about 170 pounds so if you weigh more than I do, I guess you have a valid point. Now if you found that (my corny joke) even slightly amusing, I believe that you are going to absolutely love this collection of Joel's Jokes that I have put together all in one place that you can read in one sitting if you'd like. And if you're like me, you'll enjoy telling them just as much as reading them. Joel states upfront that the jokes are not doctrinally correct... that they're just to make us laugh so I too want to mention that here. Chapter Headings Included Are: • Ladies Joel Heard About • Men Joel Heard About • Ministers and Pastors • Miscellaneous You could use a good laugh right about now, couldn't you? You could be laughing within minutes. See you on the inside.
Author: Don Pasco Publisher: ISBN: 9780692023860 Category : Languages : en Pages : 72
Book Description
Joel Osteen Jokes Every week Pastor Joel Osteen likes to get started with something funny. Having a sense of humor is an important attribute for all of us to have. We all need the capacity to laugh. After all, joy is a gift from God. We all know there's more than enough negative things in the world that we hear about each and every day, either through the news media or even in our own lives and the lives of those around us. Are You a Light Hearted Person? I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh, chuckle or smile. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too. I am arguably Joel Osteen's biggest fan but rather than argue about it, I'd prefer to just give in to anyone else who feels that they are a bigger fan than me. I currently weigh about 170 pounds so if you weigh more than I do, I guess you have a valid point. Now if you found that (my corny joke) even slightly amusing, I believe that you are going to absolutely love this collection of Joel's Jokes that I have put together all in one place that you can read in one sitting if you'd like. And if you're like me, you'll enjoy telling them just as much as reading them. Joel states upfront that the jokes are not doctrinally correct... that they're just to make us laugh so I too want to mention that here. Chapter Headings Included Are: • Ladies Joel Heard About • Men Joel Heard About • Ministers and Pastors • Miscellaneous You could use a good laugh right about now, couldn't you? You could be laughing within minutes. See you on the inside.
Author: Mark C. Overton Publisher: Christian Living Books, Inc. ISBN: 1562293117 Category : Religion Languages : en Pages : 94
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Does the idea of sitting still for hours while a speaker drones on and on make you cringe? Do you find yourself daydreaming when you should be listening? Have you ever wished that the speaker would make his/her speech more interesting? Well, if you answered yes to any of the above, I understand. But, you’ll never feel that way if you listen to Joel Osteen. He is a renowned inspirational pastor and speaker. I Like to Start with Something Funny is a compilation of many of Pastor Osteen’s witty remarks and “laugh-out-loud” funny jokes that put his captive audiences at ease and inspire them to be engaged and uplifted. One touch of humor at a time, Osteen’s words of wisdom speak to the individual while also reaching out and providing comfort to the masses. Now is your opportunity to also enjoy this unprecedented compilation of over 100, tested, short, clean Joel Osteen jokes – they bring joy and encourage laughter. This inspirational book is the template for a speech of any kind. Use it as a blueprint for how to break the ice, engage, inspire, and encourage your audience to listen intently and absorb your message wholeheartedly. Buy your copy now to help start a meaningful conversation, laugh hilariously and live happier today!
Author: Don Pasco Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781517076450 Category : Languages : en Pages : 0
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Every week Pastor Joel Osteen likes to get started with something funny. Having a sense of humor is an important attribute for all of us to have. We all need the capacity to laugh. After all, joy is a gift from God. We all know there's more than enough negative things in the world that we hear about each and every day, either through the news media or even in our own lives and the lives of those around us. Are You a Light Hearted Person? I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh, chuckle or smile. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too. I am arguably Joel Osteen's biggest fan but rather than argue about it, I'd prefer to just give in to anyone else who feels that they are a bigger fan than me. I currently weigh about 170 pounds so if you weigh more than I do, I guess you have a valid point. Now if you found that (my corny joke) even slightly amusing, I believe that you are going to absolutely love this collection of Joel's Jokes that I have put together all in one place that you can read in one sitting if you'd like. And if you're like me, you'll enjoy telling them just as much as reading them. Joel states upfront that the jokes are not doctrinally correct... that they're just to make us laugh so I too want to mention that here. Chapter Headings in Book 1 Include: - Ladies Joel Heard About - Men Joel Heard About - Ministers and Pastors - Miscellaneous You could use a good laugh right about now, couldn't you? You could be laughing within minutes. If you are already familiar with Joel's Jokes then you already know that what makes these jokes so cool is because they are short, clean and funny! If you like to tell jokes yourself, you can use these in almost any scenario, without fear that any are "low class" (for lack of a better term). Sure you may have heard a few of these before, but that doesn't mean that they aren't funny second time around. Does it? Are You a Light Hearted Person? I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too. And if you're anything like me, you'll enjoy telling these jokes just as much as reading them. Are you ready to get started? Well then what are you waiting for? Let's get your giggle going.
Author: Joel Osteen Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 0743296923 Category : Religion Languages : en Pages : 401
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Explains how to apply seven action steps to discover individual purpose and destiny, in a guide complemented by biblical principles, devotions, and personal testimonies.
Author: Joel Osteen Publisher: FaithWords ISBN: 1455534315 Category : Religion Languages : en Pages : 219
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Find comfort in dark times and grow your trust and faith in God with this inspiring and insightful guide from Lakewood Church pastor and #1 New York Times bestselling author Joel Osteen. All of us will go through dark times that we don't understand: a difficulty with a friend, an unfair situation at work, a financial setback, an unexpected illness, a divorce, or the loss of a loved one. Those types of experiences are part of the human journey. But when we find ourselves in such a place, it's important that we keep a positive perspective. Joel Osteen writes that if we stay in faith and keep a good attitude when we go through challenges, we will not only grow, but we will see how all things work together for our good. Through practical applications and scriptural insight, Blessed in the Darkness focuses on how to draw closer to God and trust Him when life doesn't make sense. If we will go through the dark place in the valley trusting, believing, and knowing that God is still in control, we will come to the table that is already prepared for us, where our cup runs over.
Author: Don Pasco Publisher: CreateSpace ISBN: 9781503392403 Category : Languages : en Pages : 158
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Joel Osteen is one of the most inspirational speakers of our time. He feeds my spirit on a regular basis and now you too can enjoy the words of Joel Osteen in bite size pieces in this Double Combo Pack of Joel Osteen Quotes and Joel Osteen Jokes that I (Don Pasco) have personally selected for you! Yes! In this Double Combo Pack I have combined two of my bestselling books together. Now you can enjoy both the inspiration of Joel's quotes and also the amusing short, clean jokes that Joel loves to tell. Audio and Video Bonus Offer inside Inside this book, for a Limited time, purchasers can also take advantage of a bonus offer and receive an AUDIO version AND a VIDEO version of the Joel Osteen Jokes book absolutely Free! What Others Are Saying About The Joel Osteen "Quotes" Book: I want to thank God for using you to inspire me. This book was very uplifting for me. As Christians sometimes we may not know where we stand or what we have a right to and this book opens your mind to see past yourself. This book is a great tool to assist in taking my eyes off the negative things in my life and focus on the positive... And without a doubt your book is surely one of those tools... Matys review I love his quotes. Seems to cover every aspect of life. It's simple and to the point... By Linda L. (Idaho, USA) What Others Are Saying About The Joel Osteen "Jokes" Book: This little book by Don Pasco is a joy to read, especially if you are a fan of Joel Osteen. His messages each week start off with a clean, funny joke, and it really breaks the ice for some people who would normally not tune in to a TV preacher. Joel's personality is great-he always has a smile and an inspiring word. If you are a person who feels negative when you think of TV pastors, I encourage you to watch Joel one time and see if you feel the same. I think he will bless you, and thanks to Don for writing this book. By Terri (Scottsburg, Indiana) My husband and I had a very good time reading this book. The jokes are great, and we had some good laughs together. Our favorite joke was the one with Satan himself turning up for a Sunday morning church service. We found it in the chapter: "Miscellaneuos." Highly recommended! By Lis S.
Author: Joel Osteen Publisher: FaithWords ISBN: 044654566X Category : Religion Languages : en Pages : 385
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Approach each day with joy, build positive expectations, and begin living your best life with this year of devotions designed to strengthen your faith and resolve. Bestselling author Joel Osteen writes, "When you get up in the morning, the first things you should do is set your mind in the right direction . . . and then go out anticipating good things." Now, for the first time, Pastor Osteen presents a tool to accomplish that goal. Based on his book, Your Best Life Now, he offers prescriptions for positive living in 365 daily messages. Each message is accompanied by a relevant scripture.
Author: Joel Osteen Publisher: FaithWords ISBN: 0446510939 Category : Religion Languages : en Pages : 270
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In this remarkable New York Times bestseller, Joel Osteen offers unique insights and encouragement that will help readers overcome every obstacle in their lives.
Author: T.D. Jakes Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1416547339 Category : Art Languages : en Pages : 263
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Shares uplifting advice about the virtues of forgiveness, offering strategic and biblically based advice on how to achieve peace and personal fulfillment by letting go of past wrongs.
Author: Joel Osteen Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1471102998 Category : Religion Languages : en Pages : 310
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With this devotional, Joel offers 90 days of thought-provoking messages, words of encouragement and valuable scripture that emphasize the lessons of It's Your Time. This specially selected collection of biblical passages illuminates different points of Joel's messages and is designed to inspire you to seize all of the opportunities that God can provide. Joel draws upon personal anecdotes to illustrate the passages of scripture, and illustrates how he and others have used found ways to take control of their lives and deepen their relationship with God. As you incorporate Joel's easy-to-grasp concepts into your life, you will be pleasantly surprised at how much more God has in store for you and how quickly you become able to seize your moment!
Author: Don Pasco
Author: Don Pasco
Author: Mark C. Overton
Author: Don Pasco
Author: Joel Osteen
Author: Joel Osteen
Author: Don Pasco
Author: Joel Osteen
Author: Joel Osteen
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Author: Joel Osteen