Author: Bimisi Tayanita Publisher: ISBN: 9781946178091 Category : Languages : en Pages :
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"You can keep the change"--Sumguyen to cashierSumguyen and Bimisi made the fiscally responsible decision to call in sick for a couple days and take advantage of the coveted free passes to the Las Vegas Adult Expo they were given by a scantily clad marketing rep in an Apache Junction bar the night before.They stopped in Wikiup, AZ for $14 worth of gas and a road soda. Sumguyen watched as a biker chick reached deep into the jar of pickles displayed on the counter. She was in elbow deep and was fishing for the largest of those brined beauties. As she clutched the winning pickle in her teeth she started counting out bills with her still dripping hand. Sumguyen knew those bills would be in his change, he slapped down a twenty and walked out the door.The treasures he might encounter at the Adult Expo and that monster Gherkin in a biker chick's mouth made for a strange and conflicting combination of thoughts...the fourth book of Season Two was conceived over the next 28 miles.
Author: Bimisi Tayanita Publisher: ISBN: 9781946178046 Category : Languages : en Pages : 32
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Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Author: Bimisi Tayanita Publisher: ISBN: 9781946178039 Category : Languages : en Pages : 32
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Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi and Sumguyen aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. As the sun set over the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native peddler who mimed towards his cart and through his guttural broken english encouraged them to "Put Tony's nuts in your mouth..."60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza washed down the first of Tony's nuts,pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth is the fourth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Author: Bimisi Tayanita Publisher: ISBN: 9781946178084 Category : Languages : en Pages :
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"It takes a lot of balls to play golf like I do."--Pibber PayneSports like football, basketball, hockey and women's beach volleyball are intended to be watched, not actually played. Other sports are almost painful to watch, but participation is worth the price of admission EVERY time. Bimisi and Sumguyen have a long-standing policy of not participating in any sport unless it is acceptable, even expected that they will be drinking the entire duration. Sports on their short list include bowling, fishing, billiards and tubing down the Salt River under the Arizona summer sun.While the aforementioned do involve excessive amounts of skill, dedication and beer; there is only one sport that includes a motorized cart, all the booze you can handle and the iconic ball washing machine. This is the logic they applied when the decision was made to take Brenda and her beaver out for a lovely round of golf. Enjoy.
Author: Bimisi Tayanita Publisher: ISBN: 9781946178077 Category : Languages : en Pages :
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"...and of course the whimsical poetic meter known as iambic tetrameter is no more capable of exclusive ownership than the air we all breath."--Bimisi to Theodor Seuss GeislIt is entirely possible to wake up in the morning with no intention of learning anything at all, but learning something substantial, nonetheless. It was a typical Wednesday afternoon at their favorite dive bar. Bimisi and Sumguyen were sparring, via a spirited match of online trivia, with patrons of a similar dive bar in another part of the world...a part of the world where it most likely was not still Wednesday afternoon. The final question...at least the last question they heard before scrambling for a pen and paper to get to work on their first parody was this:Madonna, Michael Jackson and _____ are the only 3 artists who have had a top 40 hit in 4 different decades.ANSWER: Weird Al Yankovic
Author: Bimisi Tayanita Publisher: ISBN: 9781946178008 Category : Languages : en Pages : 32
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Suzy likes to look at balls and if you play a sport, chances are before too long she'll take a look at yours. This book she wrote for you and me just to clue us in, on all the balls that Suzy's seen and where those balls have been.Suzy Likes to Look at Balls is the first of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Author: Bimisi Tayanita Publisher: ISBN: 9781946178114 Category : Languages : en Pages :
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"Never make eye contact with a boy while eating a banana."--Olivia WilliamsBimisi and Sumguyen experienced a rare and fleeting moment of sobriety during which they decided to write about something the masses can relate to. While their research did require the navigation of some very murky waters...they definitively concluded that Catholic priests, mall Santas, boy scout leaders and dudes named Caitlyn makeup a very small percentage of the global population.In contrast, 97% of the people on the planet are, have been or will be a 13 year old boy; or they know, have known or will know a 13 year old boy. Coincidently, and Independent of this statistic, 97% of the population can appreciate the truth-driven humor of Peter Pitched a Tent. The other 3% are already posting nasty-grams on the internet about the very existence of this book...Go get 'em, Karen.
Author: Bimisi Tayanita Publisher: ISBN: 9781946178107 Category : Languages : en Pages :
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How far would you go for a really really good taco?--The voice inside your headAs they say, history repeats itself. On a Friday, the day it always happens, Sumguyen was laid off from yet another menial gig. He excitedly called Bimisi with the news that he was once again amongst the ranks of the unemployed. Several times in the past this bounty of good fortune was cause for a road trip financed by the great American scam of "unemployment benefits"...this time would be no different.At 7:00 AM the next morning, with two spare tires, two foot long sandwiches and two coolers full of beer...these two were headed South. Two miles across the border, they were two beers down.The next two days and their final destination are still a bit of a blur, but Bimisi and Sumguyen still talk about how damn good those fish tacos were.
Author: Bimisi Tayanita Publisher: ISBN: 9781946178015 Category : Languages : en Pages : 32
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It is the curious work of poetry and art and reflection to reveal meaning by obscuring meaning. It is a strange realm where swinging is not swinging, except when sometimes it is. On her own artistic journey to spiritual enlightenment, Bimisi Tayanita has once again transformed her peyote induced mumblings into a physical form that is sure to make you laugh hysterically...and leave you with an empty yet benevolent curiosity as to the kind of person you really are.Come Swing with Us! is the second of five books that make up season one.
Author: Mark Thunder Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781515326762 Category : Languages : en Pages : 26
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Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Author: Mark Thunder