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Author: Cora Buhlert Publisher: Pegasus Pulp Publishing ISBN: 1005537720 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 35
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No one ever expected the robot apocalypse to begin in the little town of Brighthaven. And no one ever expected it to involve murderous robot turkeys and their even more terrifying brethren, robot Santas that fire laserbeams from their eyes. However, Brighthaven's finest are ready to tackle any robotic holiday menace that might come their way. Two interlinked holiday stories of approx. 6000 words by Hugo winner Cora Buhlert
Author: Cora Buhlert Publisher: Pegasus Pulp Publishing ISBN: 1005537720 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 35
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No one ever expected the robot apocalypse to begin in the little town of Brighthaven. And no one ever expected it to involve murderous robot turkeys and their even more terrifying brethren, robot Santas that fire laserbeams from their eyes. However, Brighthaven's finest are ready to tackle any robotic holiday menace that might come their way. Two interlinked holiday stories of approx. 6000 words by Hugo winner Cora Buhlert
Author: Dean Ray Koontz Publisher: Harper Collins ISBN: 0060509430 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 82
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Bob Claus tries to make up for last year's Christmas havoc by building an android that can help his brother, Santa, by delivering toys in a gorilla-driven sleigh, but despite his good intentions, things go horribly wrong.
Author: Don McClure Publisher: CreateSpace ISBN: 9781503387867 Category : Languages : en Pages : 112
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Santa Claus & The Robot Wars, The Joys of Christmas The leader of the Robot planet isn't a scrooge, but the Christmas Eve tradition of children celebrating Christmas annoys him. Christmas doesn't belong on his planet or any part of the universe he controls. The Lord Emperor Tazar thinks the only thing children should do is work in the robot factory, building more robots for war so that he can keep control of all those who live on his planet. Aramis, the beautiful little girl who sent Santa a letter last year requesting that he bring a complete Christmas to her planet, wants Santa to bring Christmas and the spirit of Christmas to other planets, especially those where there are a lot of children. Our story opens with little Aramis asking Santa to go to the Planet of the Lord Emperor Tazar and make him let the children enjoy Christmas and stop working so hard in the robot factory. Santa Claus and the Robot Wars, the Joys of Christmas is another fantastic and fascinating story created by Author Don S. McClure from his first book in the series, Santa Claus vs. The Aliens, A Christmas Wish. But this time, Santa won't have such an easy time as he did in the last adventure, convincing those who never enjoyed Christmas or heard of a man in a red suit. In fact, this time Santa won't use his famous reindeers for the trip into outer space. He will lead the charge on his magic white Polar Bears, and Santa will be assisted by his other magical characters the Chocolate Frosties, who are made of Chocolate and Ice. I'm sure you will want to know what happens when Santa faces The Lord Emperor Tazar leader of the Robot Planet. Oh and let's not forget the Postman and his favorite girl, who everyone calls ( K.K.) for short, but her real name is Krystal Katherine Magic. They are always a special part of the adventures of Christmas.
Author: Gregory Mone Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA ISBN: 1608191141 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 158
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We all know Santa Claus: fat, jolly, omniscient, swift. Lives in a nice home in the Arctic, with the missus and a pack of elves. Well, forget what you know. Santa Claus is from Greenpoint, Brooklyn, as it turns out, and he's not as fat as he used to be. Here's something else you didn't know: he's been dabbling in some futuristic technology, and has found myriad ways to make his job possible. How can Santa know who's been naughty and nice? Simple: implant listening devices into your ornaments. How can he make it to every house Christmas Eve? That's nothing a little cloning and some wormholes can't solve. And he has plenty of other tactics: quantum entanglement, organ replacement, drug-induced hibernation, and unmanned aerial vehicles, to name just a few. In this fantastically illustrated, affectionate, and hilarious book, Gregory Mone uses science and technology to overturn the assumption that Santa can't be real. Drawing on the work of accomplished scientists and researchers, Mone gives us a whole new portrait of this remarkable man and the miracles he makes happen every year. With imaginative artwork and an eye-catching package, this book makes an outstanding Christmas gift for just about anyone.
Author: Gregory Mone Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing PLC ISBN: Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 168
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A whimsical examination of the scientific methods through which Santa Claus performs seemingly miraculous feats illuminates such technologies as the use of clones and wormholes to enable innumerable Christmas Eve deliveries.
Author: Cora Buhlert Publisher: Pegasus Pulp Publishing ISBN: 1005954186 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 233
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Sixteen tales of Christmas by Hugo winner Cora Buhlert. Romance, cozy fantasy, murder mysteries, pulp thrillers, science fiction, post-apocalyptic fiction, horror and humor – we have all that and more. Watch young people find love in the pre-holiday shopping rush at Hickory Ridge Mall, at a Christmas tree lot, on the parking lot of a shuttered outlet mall and at the one bar in town that’s open on Christmas Eve. Experience Christmas in Hallowind Cove, the permanently fog-shrouded seaside town, where strange things keep happening. Watch as Santa’s various helpers unite to depose him. Massachusetts 1695 AD: Follow apprentice witchfinder Matthew Goodson and condemned witch Grace Pankhurst, as they try to dodge both witchfinders and a creature that lives in the woods and hunts around the winter solstice. Follow Detective Inspector Helen Shepherd and her team as they investigate the death of a robber dressed as Santa Claus as well as a wave of thefts at a Christmas market. Meet Richard Blakemore, hardworking pulp author by day and the masked crimefighter known only as the Silencer by night, as he fights to save an orphanage from demolition in Depression era New York City. Watch Alfred and Bertha, an ordinary married couple, as they decorate the Christmas tree and live their marvellous twenty-first century life. No one ever expected the robot apocalypse to begin in the little town of Brighthaven. And no one ever expected it to involve murderous robot turkeys and their even more terrifying brethren, robot Santas that fire laserbeams from their eyes. Experience Christmas on the space colony of Iago Prime as well as after the end of the world. Enjoy sixteen novellas, novelettes and short stories in six genres. This is a collection of 136000 words or approx. 420 print pages. Contains the following stories: Christmas Gifts Christmas Shopping with a Broken Heart The Crappiest Christmas Ever Christmas Eve at the Purple Owl Café Driving Home for Christmas The Bakery on Gloomland Street Revolt at the North Pole The Solstice Horror A Bullet for Father Christmas Santa’s Sticky Fingers St. Nicholas of Hell’s Kitchen The Tinsel-Free Christmas Tree The Robot Turkey Apocalypse Invasion of the Robot Santas Christmas on Iago Prime Christmas after the End of the World
Author: Sheila Heath Publisher: Page Publishing Inc ISBN: 1684565782 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 19
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After being given to a little boy for Christmas from Santa, a very excited and happy robot named Robie Junior goes to work immediately playing with the little boy and guarding his toys. At first, they are inseparable, playing during the day and cuddling up to sleep at night. Eventually, the newness wears off, and Robie Junior finds himself alone most of the time. Robie Junior's heart is broken, but nonetheless, he continues to stay in the little boy's room guarding all his toys. This situation gets worse when the little boy receives more new toys from Santa. As time passes, Robie Junior is alone most of the time and eventually finds himself in serious trouble. In a moment of complete despair, Robie Junior's desperate situation is recognized by the little boy. Feeling love and sadness for Robie Junior, the little boy rescues him, and Robie Junior is once again filled with joy and happiness!
Author: Jake Kalish Publisher: Crown Archetype ISBN: 0307449661 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 290
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“Who would win between . . .” has through the ages been one of man’s most fundamental questions. Sadly, adult responsibilities like “earning a living” and “having a girlfriend” have conspired to make it impossible for men to devote to this issue the scholarship it so deeply deserves. But now one hero has tapped into our need to know who’s the best, the strongest, the caveman with the biggest club. From Jake Kalish, five-star general of the Imaginary Battlefield, emerges Santa vs. Satan, a tome that offers far more than idle speculation, culling expert analysis from martial arts masters, scientists, social theorists, and pop-culture philosophers, providing in-depth detail of the strengths and vulnerabilities of the combatants, and making bold predictions. Warriors are profiled and winners are declared in this seminal list of throwdowns that never were but should have been. Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones Adam vs. Charles Darwin The Virgin vs. The Whore Drunk vs. Stoner Conspiracy Theorists vs. Conspirators Muhammad Ali vs. Bruce Lee The Stork vs. The Grim Reaper Metrosexual vs. Eunuch Michael Corleone vs. Tony Montana Small Man with Breasts vs. Large Balding Woman Artist vs. Critic The Constipated vs. The Incontinent Gandalf vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi Married Gay Couple vs. Divorced Straight Couple
Author: William D. Crump Publisher: McFarland ISBN: 147663646X Category : Performing Arts Languages : en Pages : 419
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Since the early 20th century, animated Christmas cartoons have brightened the holiday season around the world--first in theaters, then on television. From devotional portrayals of the Nativity to Santa battling villains and monsters, this encyclopedia catalogs more than 1,800 international Christmas-themed cartoons and others with year-end themes of Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and the New Year. Explore beloved television specials such as A Charlie Brown Christmas, theatrical shorts such as Santa's Workshop, holiday episodes from animated television series like American Dad! and The Simpsons, feature films like The Nutcracker Prince and obscure productions such as The Insects' Christmas, along with numerous adaptations and parodies of such classics as A Christmas Carol and Twas the Night before Christmas.