Author: Katie Vaz
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 152485543X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 145
Book Description
Trapped in an airplane seated next to a chatterbox? Are you hosting a dinner party with people who just won't leave? Katie Vaz has the key to your escape. The Escape Manual for Introverts guides readers through different scenarios with themed chapters ("Friends," "Relatives," "Strangers," etc.). Each chapter covers a range of situations, from an invitation to karaoke night to group lunchtime. And she offers a number of escapes for each scenario: bringing odoriferous foods to lunch for a while, having a pet (real or imagined) that "requires" frequent check-ins, and even investing in a jet pack. This book features Vaz's full-page illustrated spreads, hand-lettering, and spot illustrations. From the silly to the sincere, Vaz's clever, hilarious escape plans and bizarre excuses speak to the introvert in all of us.
The Escape Manual for Introverts
Author: Katie Vaz
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 152485543X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 145
Book Description
Trapped in an airplane seated next to a chatterbox? Are you hosting a dinner party with people who just won't leave? Katie Vaz has the key to your escape. The Escape Manual for Introverts guides readers through different scenarios with themed chapters ("Friends," "Relatives," "Strangers," etc.). Each chapter covers a range of situations, from an invitation to karaoke night to group lunchtime. And she offers a number of escapes for each scenario: bringing odoriferous foods to lunch for a while, having a pet (real or imagined) that "requires" frequent check-ins, and even investing in a jet pack. This book features Vaz's full-page illustrated spreads, hand-lettering, and spot illustrations. From the silly to the sincere, Vaz's clever, hilarious escape plans and bizarre excuses speak to the introvert in all of us.
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 152485543X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 145
Book Description
Trapped in an airplane seated next to a chatterbox? Are you hosting a dinner party with people who just won't leave? Katie Vaz has the key to your escape. The Escape Manual for Introverts guides readers through different scenarios with themed chapters ("Friends," "Relatives," "Strangers," etc.). Each chapter covers a range of situations, from an invitation to karaoke night to group lunchtime. And she offers a number of escapes for each scenario: bringing odoriferous foods to lunch for a while, having a pet (real or imagined) that "requires" frequent check-ins, and even investing in a jet pack. This book features Vaz's full-page illustrated spreads, hand-lettering, and spot illustrations. From the silly to the sincere, Vaz's clever, hilarious escape plans and bizarre excuses speak to the introvert in all of us.
Introvert Power
Author: Laurie A Helgoe Ph.D.
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402280890
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 286
Book Description
The original guide to claiming your power as an introvert! Are you an introvert seeking to understand and harness the power within you? Introvert Power is a groundbreaking exploration of the hidden strengths and potential of introverted individuals. Psychologist (and fellow introvert) Laurie Helgoe reveals the immense power and unique advantages that introverts possess. Whether you're an introvert yourself or you want to better understand the introverts in your life, this book is your guide to unlocking the true potential of introversion. Discover Your Hidden Strengths: Unleash the power of your inner world and learn how to leverage your introverted nature to achieve personal and professional success. Embrace Your Authentic Self: Gain insights into the rich inner life of introverts and learn strategies for embracing your unique qualities without feeling the need to conform to societal expectations. Thrive in Social Settings: Find practical tips and techniques for navigating social situations, networking, and building meaningful connections while honoring your need for solitude and reflection. Harness the Power of Solitude: Learn how to recharge and find inspiration in solitude, transforming it into a powerful tool for self-discovery, creativity, and personal growth. Overcome Introvert Stereotypes: Challenge common misconceptions and stereotypes surrounding introversion, and gain the confidence to embrace your natural disposition as a valuable asset. Practical Strategies for Success: Explore practical techniques, exercises, and strategies designed specifically for introverts to excel in various areas of life, including relationships, careers, and personal development. Expert Advice Backed by Research: Benefit from Laurie Helgoe's extensive research, combined with her personal experiences as an introvert and a psychologist, to gain a deeper understanding of introversion and its strengths. Whether you're an introvert seeking self-empowerment or an extrovert looking to appreciate the strengths of the introverts around you, Introvert Power is your ultimate guide to unlocking the hidden strengths and embracing the power of introversion. Quiet is might. Solitude is strength. Introversion is power. "Vivid and engaging."—Publishers Weekly, STARRED REVIEW "A modern-day Thoreau."—Stephen Bertman, author of The Eight Pillars of Greek Wisdom
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402280890
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 286
Book Description
The original guide to claiming your power as an introvert! Are you an introvert seeking to understand and harness the power within you? Introvert Power is a groundbreaking exploration of the hidden strengths and potential of introverted individuals. Psychologist (and fellow introvert) Laurie Helgoe reveals the immense power and unique advantages that introverts possess. Whether you're an introvert yourself or you want to better understand the introverts in your life, this book is your guide to unlocking the true potential of introversion. Discover Your Hidden Strengths: Unleash the power of your inner world and learn how to leverage your introverted nature to achieve personal and professional success. Embrace Your Authentic Self: Gain insights into the rich inner life of introverts and learn strategies for embracing your unique qualities without feeling the need to conform to societal expectations. Thrive in Social Settings: Find practical tips and techniques for navigating social situations, networking, and building meaningful connections while honoring your need for solitude and reflection. Harness the Power of Solitude: Learn how to recharge and find inspiration in solitude, transforming it into a powerful tool for self-discovery, creativity, and personal growth. Overcome Introvert Stereotypes: Challenge common misconceptions and stereotypes surrounding introversion, and gain the confidence to embrace your natural disposition as a valuable asset. Practical Strategies for Success: Explore practical techniques, exercises, and strategies designed specifically for introverts to excel in various areas of life, including relationships, careers, and personal development. Expert Advice Backed by Research: Benefit from Laurie Helgoe's extensive research, combined with her personal experiences as an introvert and a psychologist, to gain a deeper understanding of introversion and its strengths. Whether you're an introvert seeking self-empowerment or an extrovert looking to appreciate the strengths of the introverts around you, Introvert Power is your ultimate guide to unlocking the hidden strengths and embracing the power of introversion. Quiet is might. Solitude is strength. Introversion is power. "Vivid and engaging."—Publishers Weekly, STARRED REVIEW "A modern-day Thoreau."—Stephen Bertman, author of The Eight Pillars of Greek Wisdom
The Introvert Activity Book
Author: Maureen Marzi Wilson
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1507205716
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 144
Book Description
Title page infers dual ownership between the author and owner of book.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1507205716
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 144
Book Description
Title page infers dual ownership between the author and owner of book.
Introvert Doodles
Author: Maureen Marzi Wilson
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1507205929
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 180
Book Description
As seen on Happify Daily! "Marzi's charming and irreverent illustrations are exactly what young and old introverts need to approach their temperament with wisdom and self-affirmation." --Susan Cain, author of Quiet Whoever said there's strength in numbers lied. Meet Marzi. She's an introvert who often finds herself in awkward situations. Marzi used to feel strange about her introverted tendencies. Not anymore! Now she knows that there are tons of introverts out there just like her--introverts who enjoy peace and quiet, need time alone to recharge their battery, and who prefer staying in with their pet and a good book to awkward social interactions. Just like Marzi, these introverts can often be found in libraries, at home watching Netflix, brainstorming excuses to miss your next party, or doodling cute cartoons. Being an introvert in an extrovert world isn't always easy, but it certainly is an adventure. In Introvert Doodles, follow Marzi through all of her most uncomfortable, charming, honest, and hilarious moments that everyone--introvert, extrovert, or somewhere in between--can relate to.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1507205929
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 180
Book Description
As seen on Happify Daily! "Marzi's charming and irreverent illustrations are exactly what young and old introverts need to approach their temperament with wisdom and self-affirmation." --Susan Cain, author of Quiet Whoever said there's strength in numbers lied. Meet Marzi. She's an introvert who often finds herself in awkward situations. Marzi used to feel strange about her introverted tendencies. Not anymore! Now she knows that there are tons of introverts out there just like her--introverts who enjoy peace and quiet, need time alone to recharge their battery, and who prefer staying in with their pet and a good book to awkward social interactions. Just like Marzi, these introverts can often be found in libraries, at home watching Netflix, brainstorming excuses to miss your next party, or doodling cute cartoons. Being an introvert in an extrovert world isn't always easy, but it certainly is an adventure. In Introvert Doodles, follow Marzi through all of her most uncomfortable, charming, honest, and hilarious moments that everyone--introvert, extrovert, or somewhere in between--can relate to.
A Turtle's Guide to Introversion
Author: Ton Mak
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1797202928
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 124
Book Description
A Turtle's Guide to Introversion is a delightful illustrated gift book that celebrates the wonderful qualities of introverts through the everyday adventures of a turtle. Being an introvert comes with numerous advantages and the occasional woe, and no animal knows that better than the humble turtle hiding in its shell. This book celebrates introverts and their many wonderful, often-underrated qualities. The story is narrated by a lovable turtle who finds socializing tiring, prefers alone time, and recharges through solitude. Each spread features 2-color illustrations of Turtle navigating life alongside a cast of pudgy animal friends. Self-identified introverts, art and comics enthusiasts will love the spare yet resonant text, adorable narrator, and delightful illustrations. This uplifting novelty book is a cute collectible or a sweet anytime gift for a friend. • BESTSELLING BOOK SERIES: Author Ton Mak delivers all the same ingredients as her bestselling book A Sloth's Guide to Mindfulness with a new (adorable) animal protagonist you'll instantly love. • INTROVERTS DESERVE TO BE CELEBRATED: Introverts are having a moment (separately, each one on their own). People are preferring to stay in rather than go out and this book makes it ok to need some alone time. Perfect for: • Introverts, and Extroverts who are secretly Introverts. • People who like turtles. • Fans of quirky comics in the style of Gemma Correll, Jomny Sun, and Yumi Sakugawa.
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1797202928
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 124
Book Description
A Turtle's Guide to Introversion is a delightful illustrated gift book that celebrates the wonderful qualities of introverts through the everyday adventures of a turtle. Being an introvert comes with numerous advantages and the occasional woe, and no animal knows that better than the humble turtle hiding in its shell. This book celebrates introverts and their many wonderful, often-underrated qualities. The story is narrated by a lovable turtle who finds socializing tiring, prefers alone time, and recharges through solitude. Each spread features 2-color illustrations of Turtle navigating life alongside a cast of pudgy animal friends. Self-identified introverts, art and comics enthusiasts will love the spare yet resonant text, adorable narrator, and delightful illustrations. This uplifting novelty book is a cute collectible or a sweet anytime gift for a friend. • BESTSELLING BOOK SERIES: Author Ton Mak delivers all the same ingredients as her bestselling book A Sloth's Guide to Mindfulness with a new (adorable) animal protagonist you'll instantly love. • INTROVERTS DESERVE TO BE CELEBRATED: Introverts are having a moment (separately, each one on their own). People are preferring to stay in rather than go out and this book makes it ok to need some alone time. Perfect for: • Introverts, and Extroverts who are secretly Introverts. • People who like turtles. • Fans of quirky comics in the style of Gemma Correll, Jomny Sun, and Yumi Sakugawa.
Quiet
Author: Susan Cain
Publisher: Crown
ISBN: 0307352153
Category : Psychology
Languages : en
Pages : 370
Book Description
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Experience the book that started the Quiet Movement and revolutionized how the world sees introverts—and how introverts see themselves—by offering validation, inclusion, and inspiration “Superbly researched, deeply insightful, and a fascinating read, Quiet is an indispensable resource for anyone who wants to understand the gifts of the introverted half of the population.”—Gretchen Rubin, author of The Happiness Project NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY People • O: The Oprah Magazine • Christian Science Monitor • Inc. • Library Journal • Kirkus Reviews At least one-third of the people we know are introverts. They are the ones who prefer listening to speaking; who innovate and create but dislike self-promotion; who favor working on their own over working in teams. It is to introverts—Rosa Parks, Chopin, Dr. Seuss, Steve Wozniak—that we owe many of the great contributions to society. In Quiet, Susan Cain argues that we dramatically undervalue introverts and shows how much we lose in doing so. She charts the rise of the Extrovert Ideal throughout the twentieth century and explores how deeply it has come to permeate our culture. She also introduces us to successful introverts—from a witty, high-octane public speaker who recharges in solitude after his talks, to a record-breaking salesman who quietly taps into the power of questions. Passionately argued, impeccably researched, and filled with indelible stories of real people, Quiet has the power to permanently change how we see introverts and, equally important, how they see themselves. Now with Extra Libris material, including a reader’s guide and bonus content
Publisher: Crown
ISBN: 0307352153
Category : Psychology
Languages : en
Pages : 370
Book Description
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Experience the book that started the Quiet Movement and revolutionized how the world sees introverts—and how introverts see themselves—by offering validation, inclusion, and inspiration “Superbly researched, deeply insightful, and a fascinating read, Quiet is an indispensable resource for anyone who wants to understand the gifts of the introverted half of the population.”—Gretchen Rubin, author of The Happiness Project NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY People • O: The Oprah Magazine • Christian Science Monitor • Inc. • Library Journal • Kirkus Reviews At least one-third of the people we know are introverts. They are the ones who prefer listening to speaking; who innovate and create but dislike self-promotion; who favor working on their own over working in teams. It is to introverts—Rosa Parks, Chopin, Dr. Seuss, Steve Wozniak—that we owe many of the great contributions to society. In Quiet, Susan Cain argues that we dramatically undervalue introverts and shows how much we lose in doing so. She charts the rise of the Extrovert Ideal throughout the twentieth century and explores how deeply it has come to permeate our culture. She also introduces us to successful introverts—from a witty, high-octane public speaker who recharges in solitude after his talks, to a record-breaking salesman who quietly taps into the power of questions. Passionately argued, impeccably researched, and filled with indelible stories of real people, Quiet has the power to permanently change how we see introverts and, equally important, how they see themselves. Now with Extra Libris material, including a reader’s guide and bonus content
The Secret Lives of Introverts
Author: Jenn Granneman
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510721037
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 291
Book Description
An introvert guide and manifesto for all the quiet ones—and the people who love them. Is there a hidden part of you that no one else sees? Do you have a vivid inner world of thoughts and emotions that your peers and loved ones can’t seem to access? Have you ever been told you’re too “quiet,” “shy,” “boring,” or “awkward”? Are your habits and comfort zones questioned by a society that doesn’t seem to get the real you? If so, you might be an introvert. On behalf of those who have long been misunderstood, rejected, or ignored, fellow introvert Jenn Granneman writes a compassionate vindication—exploring, discovering, and celebrating the secret inner world of introverts that, only until recently, has begun to peek out and emerge into the larger social narrative. Drawing from scientific research, in-depth interviews with experts and other introverts, and her personal story, Granneman reveals the clockwork behind the introvert’s mind—and why so many people get it wrong initially. Whether you are a bona fide introvert, an extrovert anxious to learn how we tick, or a curious ambivert, these revelations will answer the questions you’ve always had: What’s going on when introverts go quiet? What do introvert lovers need to flourish in a relationship? How can introverts find their own brand of fulfillment in the workplace? Do introverts really have a lot to say—and how do we draw it out? How can introverts mine their rich inner worlds of creativity and insight? Why might introverts party on a Friday night but stay home alone all Saturday? How can introverts speak out to defend their needs? With other myths debunked and truths revealed, The Secret Lives of Introverts is an empowering manifesto that guides you toward owning your introversion by working with your nature, rather than against it, in a world where you deserve to be heard.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510721037
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 291
Book Description
An introvert guide and manifesto for all the quiet ones—and the people who love them. Is there a hidden part of you that no one else sees? Do you have a vivid inner world of thoughts and emotions that your peers and loved ones can’t seem to access? Have you ever been told you’re too “quiet,” “shy,” “boring,” or “awkward”? Are your habits and comfort zones questioned by a society that doesn’t seem to get the real you? If so, you might be an introvert. On behalf of those who have long been misunderstood, rejected, or ignored, fellow introvert Jenn Granneman writes a compassionate vindication—exploring, discovering, and celebrating the secret inner world of introverts that, only until recently, has begun to peek out and emerge into the larger social narrative. Drawing from scientific research, in-depth interviews with experts and other introverts, and her personal story, Granneman reveals the clockwork behind the introvert’s mind—and why so many people get it wrong initially. Whether you are a bona fide introvert, an extrovert anxious to learn how we tick, or a curious ambivert, these revelations will answer the questions you’ve always had: What’s going on when introverts go quiet? What do introvert lovers need to flourish in a relationship? How can introverts find their own brand of fulfillment in the workplace? Do introverts really have a lot to say—and how do we draw it out? How can introverts mine their rich inner worlds of creativity and insight? Why might introverts party on a Friday night but stay home alone all Saturday? How can introverts speak out to defend their needs? With other myths debunked and truths revealed, The Secret Lives of Introverts is an empowering manifesto that guides you toward owning your introversion by working with your nature, rather than against it, in a world where you deserve to be heard.
Introverts Coloring Book
Author: Snarky Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 104
Book Description
who wants to socialize when you can stay at home and color? Not Me! Being shy and being an introvert isn't the same thing but still some people can't really understand that, well this coloring book will make them do. but most importantly...It'll help you deal with your anxiety problems and stress, how? the funny, relatable, and sometimes poignant phrases found on these adult coloring pages will help every introvert relax and unwind after dealing with the stresses caused by too much socializing. ① Let's combine the great sense of humor that introverts have, add a cup of sarcasm, some anxiety leftovers, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. ② Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your IntroSNARK is now ready. ③ As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: Extroverts, Toxic friends, your boss, Party lovers, and of course, any social club member. Happy Coloring? Shrug. Why Our Coloring Books? ★50 Funny Introvert Sayings with Relaxing Dark edition Mandala Backgrounds ★Printed single-sided on bright white paper ★Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through ★Premium matte cover finish ★Perfect for all coloring mediums ★High quality 60 pound (90gsm) paper stock
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 104
Book Description
who wants to socialize when you can stay at home and color? Not Me! Being shy and being an introvert isn't the same thing but still some people can't really understand that, well this coloring book will make them do. but most importantly...It'll help you deal with your anxiety problems and stress, how? the funny, relatable, and sometimes poignant phrases found on these adult coloring pages will help every introvert relax and unwind after dealing with the stresses caused by too much socializing. ① Let's combine the great sense of humor that introverts have, add a cup of sarcasm, some anxiety leftovers, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. ② Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your IntroSNARK is now ready. ③ As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: Extroverts, Toxic friends, your boss, Party lovers, and of course, any social club member. Happy Coloring? Shrug. Why Our Coloring Books? ★50 Funny Introvert Sayings with Relaxing Dark edition Mandala Backgrounds ★Printed single-sided on bright white paper ★Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through ★Premium matte cover finish ★Perfect for all coloring mediums ★High quality 60 pound (90gsm) paper stock
Introverts Coloring Book
Author: Snarky Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 104
Book Description
who wants to socialize when you can stay at home and color? Not Me! Being shy and being an introvert isn't the same thing but still some people can't really understand that, well this coloring book will make them do. but most importantly...It'll help you deal with your anxiety problems and stress, how? the funny, relatable, and sometimes poignant phrases found on these adult coloring pages will help every introvert relax and unwind after dealing with the stresses caused by too much socializing. ① Let's combine the great sense of humor that introverts have, add a cup of sarcasm, some anxiety leftovers, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. ② Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your IntroSNARK is now ready. ③ As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: Extroverts, Toxic friends, your boss, Party lovers, and of course, any social club member. Happy Coloring? Shrug. Why Our Coloring Books? ★50 Funny Introvert Sayings with Relaxing Dark edition Mandala Backgrounds ★Printed single-sided on bright white paper ★Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through ★Premium matte cover finish ★Perfect for all coloring mediums ★High quality 60 pound (90gsm) paper stock
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 104
Book Description
who wants to socialize when you can stay at home and color? Not Me! Being shy and being an introvert isn't the same thing but still some people can't really understand that, well this coloring book will make them do. but most importantly...It'll help you deal with your anxiety problems and stress, how? the funny, relatable, and sometimes poignant phrases found on these adult coloring pages will help every introvert relax and unwind after dealing with the stresses caused by too much socializing. ① Let's combine the great sense of humor that introverts have, add a cup of sarcasm, some anxiety leftovers, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. ② Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your IntroSNARK is now ready. ③ As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: Extroverts, Toxic friends, your boss, Party lovers, and of course, any social club member. Happy Coloring? Shrug. Why Our Coloring Books? ★50 Funny Introvert Sayings with Relaxing Dark edition Mandala Backgrounds ★Printed single-sided on bright white paper ★Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through ★Premium matte cover finish ★Perfect for all coloring mediums ★High quality 60 pound (90gsm) paper stock
The Little Book for Introverts
Author: Robb Pearlman
Publisher: Rizzoli International Publications
ISBN: 0789345552
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 50
Book Description
The Little Book for Introverts is an exploration of all the joys of being an introvert. Finally—a book plus fifty stickers to celebrate the ones who want to stay home, cancel plans, enjoy their quiet time, or read far, far into the night: the introverts! The book features cozy snack ideas, excuses for canceling hangouts, famous introvert quotes, and so much more. Including stickers to decorate notebooks, laptop cases, or water bottles, The Little Book for Introverts is not only self-aware and in on its own joke, but also custom-made for people who just don’t want to people anymore, making it the perfect gift for your introverted friend (or just for yourself—don’t worry, we won’t tell!). Some handy introvert excuses for when you’d rather not: I have to wash my everything. The floor is lava, and I can’t get off my couch. I have to keep refreshing my browser to get Taylor Swift tickets. I’m playing Tag with my neighbor and must stay inside and out of reach. My plants will miss me too much. I have a standing appointment to lie down. I’m expecting a call about extending my car’s warranty. My astrologer advises against it. My Magic 8 Ball doesn’t think it’s a good idea.
Publisher: Rizzoli International Publications
ISBN: 0789345552
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 50
Book Description
The Little Book for Introverts is an exploration of all the joys of being an introvert. Finally—a book plus fifty stickers to celebrate the ones who want to stay home, cancel plans, enjoy their quiet time, or read far, far into the night: the introverts! The book features cozy snack ideas, excuses for canceling hangouts, famous introvert quotes, and so much more. Including stickers to decorate notebooks, laptop cases, or water bottles, The Little Book for Introverts is not only self-aware and in on its own joke, but also custom-made for people who just don’t want to people anymore, making it the perfect gift for your introverted friend (or just for yourself—don’t worry, we won’t tell!). Some handy introvert excuses for when you’d rather not: I have to wash my everything. The floor is lava, and I can’t get off my couch. I have to keep refreshing my browser to get Taylor Swift tickets. I’m playing Tag with my neighbor and must stay inside and out of reach. My plants will miss me too much. I have a standing appointment to lie down. I’m expecting a call about extending my car’s warranty. My astrologer advises against it. My Magic 8 Ball doesn’t think it’s a good idea.